ATTENTION: Mirrim will score on Friday. -- Tir
Chew Toy Tori goes, "Whee!"
Obyron has restored you.
(Friend) Liset: 'Bag it. Tag it. Sell it to the butcher in the store, Ooooh!'
(Friend) Xandros: 'you never told me you were coming friday'
(Friend) Tir: 'I've never done a grestore before. I figured I should wait for something of monumental importance.'
(Friend) Obyron: 'I just love how that message makes it look like Tir is the one doing the sexing.'
(Friend) Xantcha: 'Mirrim, I'm upset you didn't invite me'
Jorge tells you 'i don't think so'
Otep tells you 'Tear it up!'
Priss Asagiri tells you 'pre-grats *ducks*'
Obyron tells you 'TAP IT LIKE A KEG'
Shadowy Tir tells you 'TEE HEE TEH CAWK'
800 baby Dashiell tells you 'Grats! May I watch?'
Chew Toy Tori tells you 'You guys are still bowling, right?'
Absolut Citron tells you 'It doesn't count as a "score" if a) it has 4 legs and bleats, b) is inflatable, or c) is technically dead.'
800 baby Dashiell tells you 'The sex will be so good that the neighbors will have a cigarette!'
Broken Glacier tells you 'Ok I have to know... is it true or just everybody blowing it out of proportion?'