#16401

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Shakala (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'Ok, so back when I was 12, I started reading a lot of Sailor Moon FAnfiction.'
Shakala (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'That turned to pervy fanfiction'
Shakala (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'And so I just basically based my entire knowledge of lesbian relationships off of stories written by other guys.'
Shakala (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'There was lots of "OOOOOOOOOH I'M CUMMMMMMMMING MEE TOOOOOOOOOO"'
Shakala (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'I can't believe I'm actually admitting to this.'
Shakala (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'Yeah, whatever. but still - 10 years ago, I was fucking writing poorly written lesbian stuff :p'
Shakala (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'My Sailor Moon fanfictions were hot, because they involved sailor orgies.'
Shakala (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'Especially shit like "Oh my your naked i should be naked too!"'
Shakala (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'Let's just say the plot development wasn't up to literary standards.'
Shakala (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'Sailor Mercury took off her sexy bow and started licking Sailor Moon's sexy fucking pussy. '
Shakala (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'I used the term lovebox more times than I'd care to mention'
Shakala (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'And I think I used the term "love honey"'
Shakala (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'And I have to admit, I remember my depictions of the female orgasm to be very realistic.'
Shakala (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'I think I also wrote a story about a Sailor Scout training academy, where there were lots of sexual hijinx, let me tell you.'
Shakala (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'Damn, now I want to look on my old Packard Bell and find them.'
Shakala (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'I think I wrote a Noozles fanfic.'
Shakala (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'Old cartoon about magical koala bears.'
Shakala (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'I don't think those were sex stories. Maybe.'
Shakala (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'I WAS HORNY AND 12 EVERYTHING TURNED ME ON STOP PICKING ON ME :('

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