Grrdy gossips 'And how about that soy milk huh? I bet soy has the tiniest utters and is really hard to milk, which is why it's only become available with recent technological developements.
Orphean gossips 'soy juice'
You gossip 'yes, you do need tiny hands to milk the soy'
Gossip) Cilmarill peers at Grrdy's tiny, milky hands
Grrdy gossips 'They're not tiny, you're just far away. And that's not milk.'
(Friend) Kittenbane: 'I am cheap and easy'
(Friend) No-good Grrdy: 'i'm cheap and hard'
(Friend): Kittenbane looks at No-good Grrdy and swoons in ecstasy.
(Group) Enlossys (Tusk Lover) tells the GROUP: 'FLAME WALL'
(Group) Enlossys (Tusk Lover) tells the GROUP: 'BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD'
INFO: Tormented spirits wail in requiem as dark flames ravage the soul of Elmaster, slain by a wall of fire.
INFO: The last post plays mournfully as Betrilon falls in battle to a wall of fire.
INFO: Budro sinks to their knees and honourably accepts defeat at the hands of a wall of fire.
INFO: The last post plays mournfully as Lepdar falls in battle to a wall of fire and 1 other.
INFO: Graoldan sinks to their knees and honourably accepts defeat at the hands of a wall of fire.
INFO: Vost sinks to their knees and honourably accepts defeat at the hands of a wall of fire.
INFO: Scarratt sinks to their knees and honourably accepts defeat at the hands of a wall of fire and 1 other.
INFO: The last post plays mournfully as Freddie falls in battle to a wall of fire and 1 other.
INFO: Feihu has fallen, blood staining a wall of fire's hands.
INFO: You hear a loud scream as Nichiba is brutally killed by a wall of fire.
[04 Sep 15:25:45] Defcon (Recruit) tells the CLAN: 'where is a drunken dwarf in aylor?'
[04 Sep 15:25:55] Saraid (General) tells the CLAN: 'where drunken dwarf'
[04 Sep 15:26:02] Saraid (General) tells the CLAN: 'and explore'
[04 Sep 15:26:05] Defcon (Recruit) tells the CLAN: 'ok where is templars road'
[01 Sep 20:05:08] NeoCool Tech: is there any reason as to why the player rankings are always updated 10 to 30 seconds LATE at my end?!
[01 Sep 20:05:23] Anssett Tech: your system clock wrong?
[01 Sep 20:05:28] NeoCool Tech: nope
[01 Sep 20:05:36] Neeper Tech: it takes time to render all that info?
[01 Sep 20:05:36] Anssett Tech: i'm guessing it runs on tick
[01 Sep 20:05:39] Sath Tech: it's probably intentionally desynced from the tick so that there isn't even more lag than ticks already have
[01 Sep 20:05:43] NeoCool Tech: I wear a $600 watch
[01 Sep 20:05:45] Anssett Tech: and has to finish computing post-tick trigger
[01 Sep 20:06:25] Galoth Tech: lol, because the more money it costs means it can't be wrong
[01 Sep 20:06:44] NeoCool Tech: it's an authentic jewlellers watch...
[01 Sep 20:06:59] NeoCool Tech: and yes it can't be wrong, where-as this server can
[01 Sep 20:07:00] Galoth Tech: watches can be set wrong
[01 Sep 20:07:12] NeoCool Tech: I check it every day
[01 Sep 20:07:22] NeoCool Tech: with official time worldwide
[01 Sep 20:07:22] Mushambo Tech: they can be taken off of wrists no sweeat too?
[01 Sep 20:07:37] Anssett Tech: i guess you better post a bug for lasher so he can check the system time with your watch daily
[01 Sep 20:07:43] Anssett Tech: make sure you ship him the watch carefully
[01 Sep 20:08:05] NeoCool Tech: there must be a reason system time is out of sync
[01 Sep 20:08:11] NeoCool Tech: with real time
[01 Sep 20:08:27] Anssett Tech: not gona lie it looks pretty close to me
[01 Sep 20:08:32] Anssett Tech: maybe you need to sue your jeweler
[01 Sep 20:08:50] NeoCool Tech: it aint me, it aint my watch, and I'm sure as hell I aint shipping Lasher my watch
[01 Sep 20:08:53] Anssett Tech: you're still operating under the assumption that updates are not intentinonally delayed
[01 Sep 20:09:05] Anssett Tech: and that's a pretty big assumption
[01 Sep 20:09:12] Reyn Tech: "realtime" matches time.gov almost exactly
[01 Sep 20:09:27] Anssett Tech: at this point i'm assuming you're bored and trolling tbh :p
[01 Sep 20:09:31] Ellydris Tech: but he has a $600 watch
[01 Sep 20:10:04] NeoCool Tech: well reyn, if that's true then player rankings this time around were 12 seconds slow
[01 Sep 20:10:13] Anssett Tech: SHOCK HORROR
[01 Sep 20:10:33] Mushambo Tech: is it mechanical or quartz based timekeeping?
[01 Sep 20:10:35] Reyn Tech: you mean it took 12 seconds for a low-priority process to run and for the message to be displayed. that's different than system time being wrong
[01 Sep 20:10:57] Anssett Tech: my epic gains won't go to the moon this way. the meme economy will not survive arbitrary 12s delay on aard rankings
[01 Sep 20:11:06] NeoCool Tech: okay, thanks reyn...
[01 Sep 20:11:23] NeoCool Tech: tech off...
[01 Sep 20:12:03] Galoth Tech: so anyways, the system time does seem to be off, we should check into this
[31 Aug 17:37:48] (Epics) Roninleader: 'Ok, so you think the mprog really should be that I dont get my reward after it gives me the token?'
[31 Aug 17:38:19] (Epics) Kittenbane: 'yes. because that's how it works.'
[31 Aug 17:38:40] (Epics) Kerith: 'its like a few others, you get an item, you turn it in for a reward'
[31 Aug 17:38:46] (Epics) Kittenbane: 'I'm a total noob and I've never not gotten my reward'
[31 Aug 17:39:05] (Epics) Roninleader: 'Other goals say something like "look dufus, you already have the item!" Its more clear like that'
[31 Aug 17:39:14] (Epics) Nuanse: 'I would even like to see that fractal from nod is not kept. So more people would lose it for ignorance'
[31 Aug 17:39:18] (Epics) Madrox: 'This one time at Fractal camp, Kittenbane gave me her reward'
[31 Aug 17:39:30] (Epics) Kerith: 'its not a goal'
[31 Aug 17:39:31] (Epics) Bamboo: 'You're literally the only person I know who has complained more than once about not getting your reward in fractals'
[31 Aug 17:39:48] (Epics) Roninleader: 'What can I say? I'm more talented than most.'
[31 Aug 17:40:35] (Epics) Kittenbane: 'I kinda feel sorry for Ronin if he's following'
[31 Aug 17:40:46] (Epics) Bamboo: 'Big IF'
[31 Aug 17:41:45] (Epics) Daresia: 'just turn in multiple next time. I turned in my 6 saved ones in one go a couple days ago'
[31 Aug 17:43:17] (Epics) Daresia: 'nothing on the schedule for tonight? someone should totally run a trans so I can not remember how to play and die a bunch'
[31 Aug 17:44:56] (Epics) Roninleader: 'Ok, for those who missed it, probably because I wasnt clear enough, as I've gotten a tell or two about it. I DID get my reward. My complains are 2 fold. 1. "nod fractual" and "nod" should both produce the same result in this case. 2. The fractual should not tell you you dont get a reward after it gives you a token. This is confusing.'
[31 Aug 17:45:15] (Epics) Bamboo: 'There is no "fractual"'
[31 Aug 17:45:33] (Epics) Kharpern: 'no it shouldn't give it to you that's not how it works, it is very clear how you do it and you just weren't paying attention'
[31 Aug 17:46:18] (Epics) Nuanse: 'actually kharpern, if players need to tell how it works with yells, it aint quite clear'
[31 Aug 17:46:36] (Epics) Kharpern: 'no the mob will tell you if you look and listen to it'
[31 Aug 17:46:51] (Epics) Kharpern: 'we went through this last time he decided it was bugged'
[31 Aug 17:46:52] (Epics) Bamboo: 'Lissen I can't be bothered to do any of that, Kharpern'
[31 Aug 17:47:25] (Epics) Bamboo: 'I want everything spoonfed into me or I complain endlessly about the same thing, over and over'
[31 Aug 17:47:30] (Epics) Bochner: 'I'm a brand new player and that was my first fractal, was pretty self explanatory. Saraid was even yelling what do at every step. Pretty impressive to me that your tier 7 tho'
31 Aug 16:19:29 - (Group) Kittenbane: 'you mess with the kitten you get the bitten!'
[16 Oct 20:53:15](Imm) Lasher: ct well I didn't want to post it publicly but I have stopped escorting on the weekends.
Let this be a lesson... do not leave your patrons hungry!
INFO: The Cwn Annwn emerge in a frenzy with Feast in their midst, savagely hunting down an upset diner.
[11 Jul 12:23:30] (Imm) TrEz: yajan likes barb a lot
[11 Jul 12:23:52] (Imm) TrEz: but he also liked cryptos at some point so I dunno if he can be trusted