2018-03-04

 Add quotes! Read quotes! Drink and be merry!

2017-03-21

 System will soon be altered to only accept up votes, since apparently the chimpanzees have found the site. All sitting around slapping a single button for hours at a time. All clapping and hooting. All flinging their own feces.

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