(Group) Seuss: I dont want you to love me, I want to fuck and just be friends.
(Group) Seuss: That is a lyric from the urban bard, "50 cent"
(Group) Seuss: And "lyric" may be a bit of an overstatment
(Imm) Magna: You have become better at counter strike!
(Imm) Magna: time for a lan party!
(Friend) Glistening Yekio: 'now class this is what not to do *shows picture of majic buried to the shoulder in a cow's vagina*'
(Friend) Mirrim: '(Friend) Call_Girl Tela: 'curs cock, dick, erectile organ, family jewels, foreskin, glans penis, male genital organ, male genitalia, male genitals, male reproductive system, micropenis, microphallus, pecker, peter, prepuce, prick, shaft, tool, urethra, vena bulbi penis''
(Friend) Mirrim: '(Friend) Call_Girl Tela: 'mis''
(Friend) Mirrim: 'Tela, in the most sincere way I can say this over a textual medium: WHAT THE FUCK?'
Shakala (Tighearn) tells the CLAN: 'Damn teenagers. Too old to sell into slavery, too young to photograph nude.'
Pringle (Tighearn) tells the CLAN: 'forget what I was gonna say. Fuck pogs.'
(Friend) Nihilist Dilligaf: 'women flock from miles around to be at my sex parties'
(Friend) Nihilist Dilligaf: 'if by women you mean my GF, and if by from miles around, you mean downstairs...im totally telling the truth too'
INFO: Fantomex is now a wanted outlaw!
Robbo has placed an outlaw bounty on your head.
You tell the CLAN: 'You're giving half of Light and most of Retri an erection with that :p'
o-}HooK{-o Protogynus Robbo: Who's got an erection right now?
(Retribution) Mr. Messy Jesse raises his hand.
You tell the CLAN: 'Told ya :p'
o-}HooK{-o Protogynus Robbo gives you a BIG high five! Way to go!!
Remort Auction: Aardwolf Ring of Regeneration (Level 31, Num 28) sold to Skinner for 58130 Qp.
Skinner barters: noo a TERRIBLE MISBID!
(Friend) Korridel: 'I hear they didn't keep the story from Backdoor Sluts 8.'
(Friend) Growltiger: 'Damm.'
(Friend) Growltiger: 'Hate it when they reboot a series.'
(Friend) Korridel: 'Agreed. You feel they jumped the shark with it.'
(Friend) Dashiell: 'I have a Dell... I was replacing the sound card and then I figured it out'
(Friend) Dashiell: 'I'm a farmer in the Dell.'
(Friend): You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
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From : EmmyLou: Pmage
Forum : Personal - #165680
To : dominion
Date : Thu May 6 22:25:48 2010
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Dear Dominion Darlings,
I would sure appreciate your assistance in the perpetual
teasing of Pmage. Please address him, in the future, as
Sir Ppie of Dominion, or simply "Ppie".
I appreciate your swift attention to this urgent matter!
All my love,
EmmyLou
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(Friend) Six: 'I got a bad case of the laughs'
(Friend) Vaun: 'move away from the mirror'
(Friend) Golstaff: 'how in the world do i have lag on a cable modem in a text based game'
[11 May 17:26:24] >>>-IMPERIUM-> Majic: I used to be apathetic, but now I don't give a shit.
[11 May 17:26:26] _-/Rogues\-_ Apathy perks up, something must have grabbed his attention.
Sergei (Truthair) tells the CLAN: 'Understand, that when you're groping me, I'm totally in Ectoplasmic Form.'
(Truthair) CLAN: Shameful Dugrant wipes his hand on his shirt. Eww, it's green.
Apathy (Aqua Ward) tells the CLAN: 'I remember vampero did that to me once, put me to sleep, and webbed me....so certain of his kill...so I just typed quit.'
Jaenelle Tech: No idea. :P I can't even figure out how to make auto hunt triggers. ;)
Blut Tech: well, u r a girl, just send some nude pics to atr or Slay?
(Imm) Dirtworm: haha lasher doesn't catch bots...he just executes them
(Imm) Kyroarda Kyroda: On the twelfth day of Christmas, lasher gave to me, Twelve potential points, Eleven shs pupping, Ten bots gqing, Nine mxiters txting (wtb drg plzzz), Eight nukes a falling, Seven note writers spamming, Six trolls a-trolling, Five bards not-singing, Four frozen dexters, Three tiers mud-ruining, Two tp tokens, And a holiday without santa claus!
(Friend) System of Accora: 'I wonder who loves buttsex more, Joker, or Sindayne?'
(Friend) System of Accora: 'Did you ever fuck your cat?'
Throaty Purr quotes '(Friend) System of Accora: 'Did you ever fuck your cat?''
(Friend) System of Accora: 'No, seriously.'
(Friend) System of Accora: 'Because that's my favorite quote from Joker.'
(Friend) System of Accora: 'The time he was telling us about how he wanted to fuck his cat or something.'
(Quote) ->I.C.U<- Optimist wants System of Accora to be just like him, a SheepLover!
o-}HooK{-o The Ruiner : Morgann: most of us figured inverse had either
a) stabbed you b) stabbed you c) stabbed you
(Captain) CLAN: Tymme isn't one-dimensional, boobs are sorta spherical
(Friend): Atlacatl Itzcoliuhqui |Tezauhpilla|: 'I have soups.'
(Friend): Atlacatl Itzcoliuhqui |Tezauhpilla|: 'I put corn in it!'
(Friend) Liathum: 'Corn is probably the only...vegetable..I don't like.'
(Friend) Liathum: 'I hate how you can chew it in itty widdle pieces and when you poo, it comes out looking like the whole kernel.'
(Friend) Liathum: 'It's like..excuse me, I chewed you.'
(Friend) Sir Dellis: 'well, did you see when i had the bras on my head? that bra was Fredericks :)'
(Friend) Sir Dellis: '2 black lace, 1 white lace, and well, *shivers at the thought*....'
(Friend) Sir Dellis: 'okay, i had Zendalonii's, Mynx's, Talia's and Mirrim's bra on my head at one time...the catapult being Mirrim's bra'
(Friend) Shortboat Vega: 'o snap now i know how ray charles feels''
(Friend) Shortboat Vega: 'You cannot cure your blindness.'
INFO: All please welcome Doink, Aardwolf's newest Vampire Paladin (1600)!
INFO: All please welcome Poooper, Aardwolf's newest Vampire Paladin (163840)!
[ [ [ Bells chime across the realm as Sylvain and Sylvain are married! ] ] ]
< Reboot flag set. Quitting now will automatically restore and reset quest >
An immortal Nobletalks: 'sylvain, do you want that removed?'
Sylvain Nobletalks: '*ponder*'
Sylvain Nobletalks: 'can I think about it?'
Raymn Nobletalks: 'make him do it! make him do it!'
An immortal Nobletalks: 'no, now or never.'
Ninia Nobletalks: 'Have him delete himself.'
PsiKronic Nobletalks: 'I suggest marriage counseling for Sylvain'
Sylvain Nobletalks: 'would I get the qp back?'
An immortal Nobletalks: 'You really dont want to discuss tihs with me too much.'
An immortal Nobletalks: 'considering you asked me what would happen and then
went ahead and did it anyways bfore waiting for an answer.'
Raymn Nobletalks: 'lets negotiate your compensation for abusing a bug!'
Zio Nobletalks: 'I can't propose self with my alt. *sniff*'
Sylvain Nobletalks: 'I think it should have been kept in myself'
Sylvain Nobletalks: 'can be like a loner flag for marriage'
Zio Nobletalks: 'Nod!'
An immortal Nobletalks: 'yeah well its 12:30 and I didnt even shower or eat
breakfast yet, for the next hour this place can go to hell :)'
Sylvain Nobletalks: 'I gained a wife!'
Goomba Nobletalks: 'uhh, enjoy your shower! =)'
(Gemote) : Sylvain spo lets go have mudsex!
(Gemote) : Sylvain mischan
(Gemote) : Chestwick will make many marriage proposals with insufficient
gold and QP!
Ivar Curses: 'ROCK! I've been telling Sylvain to go fuck himself for months
and now he has to to consumate his marriage!'
From : Dashiell: badger
Forum : Ideas - #1230
To : all
Date : Sun Sep 28 21:16:50 2008
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We should have a badger who gives out tier badges. :P
Automating the process would be awesome. Something like
if tierbadge == playertier then give the badge back
else eat badge, create badge currentbadgetier+1, give badge player
it'd be awesomely cool
From : Vaun: Re: badger
Forum : Feedback - #2352
To : all Dashiell
Date : Sun Sep 28 21:22:16 2008
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Reply to: Idea note 1230 posted by Dashiell
badgers?
we don't need no steenking badgers!!
Mirrim: "It's ok. My brain's just bleeding"
Mauddib: "That's what tampons are for."
[67039] Whitdjinn: Why You're In Jail
Board: Personal
Date: Mon Jul 11 01:27:52 2005
To: Chuft Imm
You are in jail because it has been reported that once again,
you've attempted to abuse hunt triggers. There are multiple accounts
already on file that you've done this in the past, and you've
progressed to the point of jail-time as of your last offense
and obviously aren't getting the point that attempting to abuse
triggers is infact illegal, and your continued violation of this
rule is now resulting in some time in the freezer.
It would be safe to assume that if after returning from this
freeze, we hear about, or see you attempting to do this again, you
[Enter key for more or 'q' to stop]
will no longer be welcome on Aardwolf. Enough time and energy has
been spent trying to make that point clear to you. This will
be the last time.
If you have any questions feel free to send a tell or personal note
to myself or 'imm' at any time.
When you return from being 'afk' let me know so that your freeze
can begin.
Whit
(Friend) Schoolgirl Aurelet: 'vega you're giving me a headache'
(Friend) Schoolgirl Aurelet: 'come back next week'
You have been removed from Aurelet's friend list.
(Friend) No one but Hadrian: 'Mirrim sings like an angel, drinks like a sailor, and is sweeter than a bag of sugar.'
[-=Masaki=-] The Tyrant Unforgiven : im american, i speak american, sentance is the proper way to spell it
(Friend) Space Wyrm Circles: 'so I'm a cow with a jetpack'
(Friend) Space Wyrm Circles: 'twirling magnificently'
(Friend) Space Wyrm Circles: 'on hooves of gold'
Tianshi tells the CLAN: 'warlen go kick vaspious ass'
Warlen tells the CLAN: 'lo'
Warlen tells the CLAN: 'ok'
Escobar tells the CLAN: 'G'luck.'
Warlen tells the CLAN: 'shouldn't need it =)'
Escobar tells the CLAN: 'That's what I said when I tried to PK Argyle when he was setwanted and I was T4R1 lvl 9.'
Escobar tells the CLAN: 'Turns out I was right; I needed tiers + stats + eq'
Tianshi tells the CLAN: 'lol'
Tianshi tells the CLAN: 'what level was he?'
Escobar tells the CLAN: 'T9 7x SH'
Firekid tells the CLAN: 'lol'
Tianshi tells the CLAN: 'hahaha'
[Emerald] FrostBite: Guess who's back! Back again! Frosty's Back! Tell your friends!
o-}HooK{-o Vega: Guess who doesn't? Give a fuck? Nobody gives a fuck! Tell nobody!
(Friend) Korridel: 'They say that our youth grow corrupt/With internet, now the rate rockets up/We adjust to the shock/And yawn at horse cock/Soon, Disney makes "2girls1cup".'
GQ Scrambling FTW:
Kill at least 2 * a dick (Sen'narre Lake).
(Group) Inicus: 'I want to find someone in my math class, who sucks at math but is awesome at piano'
(Group) Inicus: 'So I can trade math lessons for piano lessons'
(Group) Jukebox: 'I have a solution'
(Group) Jukebox: 'post an add on the math forum'
(Group) Jukebox: 'advert*'
(Group) Jukebox: 'the problem is you want to trade skills :P'
(Group) Liathum: 'Put an ad on Craig's list, Ini. "Young, SWM, 23, ISO, Master Pianist. You must have long, slender fingers with which to stroke the ivory keys and strum a gentle chord in my heart. Will provide a service in which I teach you the beauty of logarithms and matrices, and together, we'll solve the equation of love."'
(Group) Liathum: 'I think I just threw up in my mouth after writing that.'
(Group) Jukebox: 'OMG'
(Group) Jukebox enthusiastically high-fives Liathum!
(Group) Inicus: 'Long slender fingers to stroke the ivory keys.'
(Group) Inicus: 'Oh god'
Tori (Lhiannan Sidhe) tells the CLAN: 'Apparently Jexe is a fan of baroque?'
Jexebelle (Lhiannan Sidhe) tells the CLAN: 'Not anymore. After I baroque your momma in half with my dick, it took all day to bury her in the backyard'
INFO: Rhodes, cursing A Wife, embraces death and returns to the Dark One.
You tell Rhodes 'omg super burn :('
04 Dec 16:27 - Rhodes tells you 'nod :('
You tell Rhodes 'you didn't take out the trash did you? :('
04 Dec 16:27 - Rhodes tells you 'very big lag has killed me :p'
(Friend) Korridel: 'Hey reina'
(Friend) Korridel: 'I can't tell you.'
(Friend) Korridel: 'but flygo, you get in. Just oc, okay?'
(Friend) Korridel: 'DO IT.'
(Friend) Vega: 'Jesus'
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From : Tandar: need help in jail
Forum : General - #16042
To : imm all
Date : Mon Nov 16 18:23:39 2009
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sagen said he was going to talk with imms,
was in wyrm in a room that just kept fighting
have plenty of heals
that is not botting
still here for an hour waiting
pissed
pissed
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A while after Tandar is bitching on Imm...
(Imm) Lasher: Still gathering information, but if you'd like an immediate response based on what I think I know so far, let me know.
(Imm) Tandar: yes please let me know
finger tandar
There is no player with that name.
You tell your friends: 'heh, um... a Succubus tells you 'Seek Donald Duck out somewhere in the vicinity' 'of Lasher's room of contemplation. which is in the general area' 'of The Warzone.''
Donald Duck tells you 'come and get it beeyotch!'
someone has reset your quest!
You tell your friends: 'i don't want to know what you were doing to that duck'
StormySky Nobletalks: '*smiles* Yes, but, Valkur's cute. I can think of
nothing funner for Christmas then having Valkur tie me up, and use a really
big whip........'
Deminsthenos gossips 'I like to go around and wake people up while they sleep'
Forestseer gossips 'i like to summon idiots to my manor, invite them into my cmaze, and backstab them'
(Friend) MusHy buG Majic: 'it's ok mirrim, your anal fixation is no secret anymore'
(Imm) Fiendish: But how does the ham fit down those tiny wires?
A Boiling BloodBath tells you 'i got this rash i dunno whats up tho it rubs off tho and kinda tastes sweet maybe u can help me out'