Friend) Subliminal Circles: 'roses are orange and violets are green, but no one believes in the flowers I've seen. roses are stupid and violets are worse. I need hot wuvvin, not asinine verse.'
-|Dominion|- Ruckus: it's like: you're on set, the lights are up, the director calls 'action!', and the other girl takes a huge dump in your mouth.....then your cell phone rings
-|Dominion|- Ruckus: terrible
-|Dominion|- Ruckus: time for a text response
~-/Pyre\-~ Purr: hi mom. eating with a friend. will call later.
-|Dominion|- Ruckus: Hi, Mom. I'm dealing with a lot of shit right now. I'll call you back?
--Daoine-',{@ Joelz: look, i've got a lot on my plate right now.
-|Dominion|- Ruckus: or in my cup
~-/Pyre\-~ Purr: mounds of shit piling down on me atm, call back later
--Daoine-',{@ Joelz: please leave your message after the *fart noise*
~-/Pyre\-~ Purr: that would be *Squelch*
-|Dominion|- Ruckus: Hi, Mom. *chomp chomp*. Yeah I'm going to have to call you back. By the way, do you think there's still time for law school?
08 Jun 02:41 - Whisper tells you 'whisper reown went out of business..oh yeah, it was a sad, sad day'
(Friend) Naelia: 'if i was an amish woman, i would have hung myself in a barn a long time ago'
Electrobite tells you 'enjoy spying eh?'
You tell Electrobite 'de que estas hablando? no hablo ingles.'
Electrobite tells you 'huh?'
You tell Electrobite 'no se.. me hablaste tu.. yo no te dije nada.'
Electrobite tells you 'wtf?'
You tell Electrobite 'que significa "wtf?"'
Electrobite tells you 'can you talk english?'
You tell Electrobite 'no te intiendo.. no hablo ingles.'
Electrobite tells you 'ok...'
You tell Electrobite 'conoces tu las maneras sexuales de los chivos?'
Electrobite tells you 'mexican?'
You tell Electrobite 'MEXICANO? MEXICANO?! NO SOY UN PINCHE MEXICANO PESTOSO JOTO PENDEJO! NO.. MEXICANO.. NO SE�OR!'
You tell Electrobite 'te voy a ignorar, cabron.. y tambien voy a hablar con los IMMS que estas "botting"'
Electrobite tells you 'me and sexual goat?'
You tell Electrobite 'de que?!!? de que estas hablando... COCHINO?'
You tell Electrobite 'porque me estas torturando con tus palabras feas horibles? Me estas dando sue�os muy malos... :( :( keke'
Electrobite tells you 'd?jame en paz, que me pone triste :('
You tell Electrobite 'parlez vouz francais?'
Sunset (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: '*stays curled up in her crawlspace, where it's nice and warm, and where there's no prying eyes to watch her do what dragons do when no one else is watching*'
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'like here this shit!'
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'where the fuk is gren?'
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'i dun like repeatin myself'
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'here this sheeet!!'
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'i came home'
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'there was this fuckin snake'
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'lookin at my eyes beetches'
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'i say aye yo snake fuk u!'
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'im says fuk you!'
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'i say no fuk you!'
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'he says hissssss'
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'i call fo my posse yo'
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'the come with like blade and shit'
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'im hide behind some tree and shit'
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'i cut that tree down!!!'
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'and spray with insecticide'
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'damn snake ran out!'
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'i grab him like steve irwin'
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'and i wuz gunna kill em'
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'but instead i threw him across the road'
(Friend): Haart is doing things with his python that even Charybdis wouldn't dream of!
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'i was like aye homie, i could kill you know if i want, but i'mma left you live!'
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'i thin k e was poisonous too'
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'if i was sobra i woulda never do that shit i woulda killz him!'
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'one time no crime!'
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'you know what i'm sayin'
(Friend) Haart: 'sheeeet of cuz'
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'fuh sheezie'
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'ok true story though'
(Friend) Haart: 'same ol same ol'
(Friend) Haart: 'crack'em yack'em'
(Friend) Alessandrew: 'afk to suck blood outta the bite'
(Friend): Tela climbs onto Majic's oversized and very pregnant belly and shouts, "I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HEREEEEE!"
16 Oct 18:34 - Dreamfyre tells you 'Hi Grae, please change your title to one that doesn't include a swear word :)'
You tell Dreamfyre 'my title doesn't'
[ CHOSEN ONE ] Grae NOT DOING F|_|CKING ENCHANTS!! (^\Rhabdo/^)
You tell Dreamfyre 'flicking is not a swear'
16 Oct 20:08 - Dreamfyre tells you 'it's not 'flicking' either, it's _ and | arranged to form a symbolic semblance of a "U". Change it now, please.'
You tell Dreamfyre 'its been like this for 2+ months....'
title @RNOT DOING FCUKING ENCHANTS!!
Title now set to: NOT DOING FCUKING ENCHANTS!!
You tell Dreamfyre 'is that less of a swear?'
16 Oct 20:09 - Dreamfyre tells you 'is it necessary to put in a reference to the curse word in your title? why not just take it out and say you're not doing enchants?'
You tell Dreamfyre 'because i did before and assbags still asked'
You tell Dreamfyre 'since i put flicking no one has'
16 Oct 20:10 - Dreamfyre tells you 'it doesn't say 'flicking', it says 'fcuking', which is one letter placement off from a swear. put it to flicking and i'll leave it'
You tell Dreamfyre 'is this a general concensus or just yours?'
Title now set to: NO F-ING ENCHANTS!! (IMM APPROVED)
16 Oct 20:11 - Dreamfyre tells you 'we all enforce the rules when we see them being broken.'
You tell Dreamfyre 'mine has been like this for months and l***** is on my flist so i have a hard time seeing how it has slipped by unnoticed until your keen eyes arrived'
You tell Dreamfyre 'and i'm stating my case and you're not listening to it..sarcasm is my only other option'
16 Oct 20:14 - Dreamfyre tells you 'actually, it's not. you play a game with rules. if someone who's enforcing those rules asks you to adhere, you can do so, and politely. if you have a major problem with it, then you can post a note to imm on the personal board. sarcasm and rudeness will only get you in further trouble.'
You tell Dreamfyre 'is that a threat then? because as i stated before I've had the title for months and no one else had a problem so it seems to be just you so if it is actually an IMM concensus then I have no arguement but this seems completely random and isolated and my arguing it is threatened by further punishment...why that seems like a power trip...'
16 Oct 20:18 - Dreamfyre tells you 'there's no power trip here. it's not random or isolated, when I see it, then I enforce it. The argument "I have an Imm on my flist so it must be ok" is incredibly weak, as imms don't go around typing 'whois' on all of their friends every day. And it's not the arguing that is a problem, it's the rudeness and sarcasm.'
You tell Dreamfyre 'and i asked for a definite ruling (when I still changed the title) and am only met with a "I SAID SO"...sorry for questioning your authority...no I never assumed anyone to ever type whois...but you seemed to though....'
16 Oct 20:22 - Dreamfyre tells you 'i definitely never said "i said so". policies1 says no swearing. That includes an attempt to get around direct swearing by using other symbols to form the letters of a swear word. It's pretty clear to me, and if you have a problem with it, you can write a note to Imm, as I said.'
You tell Dreamfyre 'like I said (and you did too) it only seems to be so to you as no one else had a problem with it for months...but fine you win...'
16 Oct 20:23 - Dreamfyre tells you 'it's not about winning or losing. Thanks for changing your title.'
Title now set to: NO F-ING ENCHANTS!! (POWERTRIP APPROVED)
Wolfbane (Tighearn) tells the CLAN: 'I think I need a bigger mailbox. Junk. Junk. Bills... :p'
Wolfbane (Tighearn) tells the CLAN: 'and that's just the stuff from the announce board.'
[ 367] Tepes: double triv sleepy bags :)
Board: Ideas
Date: Sat Nov 28 10:20:26 1998
To: all
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Would be nice for couples, which r hunting/leveling together.
Tepes.
[ 389] Valkur: Re: double triv sleepy bags :)
Board: Feedback
Date: Sat Nov 28 10:21:50 1998
To: all Tepes
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you have obviously never tryed to sleep in a sleeping
bag with someone in full armor, and what about centaurs.
And besides last time this happened
were a couple senseless sprite deaths as thier friends rolled over on them.
the investigation into those deaths is still underway :)
valkur
o-}HooK{-o Wars comforts Stendarr.
o-}HooK{-o Wars: I bet stendarr is a millenial.
--Daoine-',{@ Mirrim: WoW is just your MoM upside down.
(Friend): Jilted's dank vagina smells like wet dog.
(Friend) Jexebelle: 'Dank vagina? Like vagina that gets you higher than schwag?'
(Friend) Jexebelle: 'God. Box that got you high. Call me the patent office!'
(-DoH-) Archwizard Craivus : Think we can get the ClanRivalry Monster to fight the Lag Monster for a bit?
(Friend) Stick it Inicus: 'I suck, I went to kill my q mob. Killed the wrong mob, recalled.. tried to q complete. Went back, attacked the right one, it fled... recalled and tried to q complete.'
who rhabdo
Aardwolf Players Online
Use 'swho' to see sorted lists of players online...............
[ /^-'o'-^\ ] Warex sellin raided eq - look at desc (^\Rhabado/^)
[ A.C. ] (RAIDER) Alessandrew wants to raid -> (^\Rhabado/^)[C]
[ Regina George ] Grae whoreder (^\Rhabado/^)
[ SUPERHERO ] *AFK* Gren (OOTA GOOTA SOLO) (^\Rhabado/^)[C]
[124 Vamp R+6] Corwyn . (^\Rhabado/^)
[I M M O R(T)A L] *AFK* Ghaan escaped from heaven (^\Rhabado/^)
[ Little One ] (RAIDER) Alhena , brainless stoogy (AFK) (^\Rhabado/^)
Rampagne tells you 'ok dumb question'
Rampagne tells you 'did you change your name clan name to mock darkknowing but still keeping the keyword rhabdo?'
You tell the CLAN: 'Rampagne tells you 'ok dumb question' Rampagne tells you 'did you change your name clan name to mock darkknowing but still keeping the keyword rhabdo?''
Gren (Dread Guardian) tells the CLAN: 'wtf (^GR^)'
You tell the CLAN: 'hmm what to respond =p'
Gren (Dread Guardian) tells the CLAN: 'tell him to get his eyes checked :P (^GR^)'
You tell the CLAN: '?'
Gren (Dread Guardian) tells the CLAN: 'i.e. pretend nothing's changed :P (^GR^)'
You tell Rampagne 'huh?'
Rampagne tells you 'nm'
Rampagne tells you 'i just thought i saw rhabado as your clan tag'
Rampagne tells you 'but rhabdo in your claninfo page'
Rampagne tells you 'maybe i'm just drunk but that's what it looked like'
Rampagne tells you 'just nm...'
(Imm) Fuel: macaroni. with ham, onions, tomato paste and eggs
(Imm) Fuel: did you know, when adding tomato paste to macaroni, there is no need of ketchup afterwards
(Imm) Fuel: because that would be stupid
(Imm) Vakieh: My flist sometimes spouts an Eastern Bloc language which google translate believes is either Slavic, Russian, Czech, Estonian, or Babylonian. It isn't too sure.
(Imm) Jhav: My vote is on Babylonian.
(Imm) TrEz: know your enemy and all that, so they have to be polyglots
[Newbie] (Advisor) Kurojiryuu: welcome to Aardwolf, Opheliac!
[Newbie] Opheliac: Thanks, Kuro
[Newbie] (Advisor) Nefertiti: Welcome Opheliac :)
[Newbie] Opheliac: and Neffy ^_^
[Newbie] (Advisor) Faerlun: Welcome Opheliac and Neffy!
Following up:
[HELPER]: Kurojiryuu shrugs helplessly.
[HELPER]: Nefertiti peers intently at Faerlun.
[HELPER]: Kurojiryuu: LOL faer neffy is nefertiti =P
[HELPER]: Faerlun: uh?
[HELPER]: Kurojiryuu falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically.
[HELPER]: Faerlun: whadidido?
[HELPER]: Faerlun: and again..
[HELPER]: Nefertiti: i've been around for quite some time, but thanks for the welcome anyway :P
[HELPER]: Faerlun scuffs his foot sheepishly on the ground.
[HELPER]: Kurojiryuu pats Faerlun on his head.
And, following up again:
[HELPER]: Nefertiti (Advisor) has quit.
[HELPER]: Faerlun: I really should stop scaring away other advisors..
Piesang has placed a bid for 5,000,000 gold on an academy fundraising leaflet (Level 1, Num 697).
(Imm) Crowax: restore during raid ?
(Imm) Tiana: 80k on both was appreciated :)
(Imm) Timeghost: fuck, missed the fact there's a raid, just got on recently. Sorry everyone.
(Imm) Argyle: it's ok, they weren't in the maze
(Imm) Dashiell: doesn't matter, they haven't even found the paper bag yet
(WanGrp?!) (29, Good) Trashbat! Anipopo: if wangrp was like dating, it'd be all lvl 50s seeking 18-30s to group
15 Jul 21:16:19 - Shaelynne (Emerald Lady) tells the CLAN: 'man up and go to a nail salon. they fix you!'
(Friend) Makua: 'Maybe that's not the only thing that is big Eneri.'
XXX tells the CLAN: 'Retribution Raiders, now as pathetic as the Wetribution Sandbags.'
Hardcore Abahazy tells you 'our ship actually sails in the gutter, thats how dirtyminded we are ;)'
Torasin: So earlier today Naomi was telling me about how she fucked up her finger ages back, and says it sucked because she had to wear a condom on her finger when she went swimming, and I'm all like "you think it sucked to wear a condom on your FINGER while you SWAM?"
(Friend) . Jilted: 'if wang = want to group than is dong = don't group?'
(Friend) Strife: 'she told me dwow + twee = spwite'
(Friend) Strife: 'obviously she still talks with a lisp :P'
(Friend) Pademelon Torasin: 'Pfft, I'd much rather have real coffee, I mean, what's my penis doing at the moment? Sure, it's a nice place to hang my hat, but that's about it.'
(Friend) BardTender Gwydion: 'I like Chlamydia, I always thought that sounded like flowers. Can I have a dozen chlamydias please? and add some o dat babies breath.'
(Friend) The U.S.S. Dashiell: 'Majic learned to drive. We had two cars. She did not look behind her when she was backing up, and now we have one ... big car.'
Gruagach (Champion of Loyalty) tells the CLAN: 'i was telling this chick about this game'
Gruagach (Champion of Loyalty) tells the CLAN: 'and she was like so after 20 years you must be a badass right'
Gruagach (Champion of Loyalty) tells the CLAN: 'i had to lie to her :('
Torkin (Liege of Grace) tells the CLAN: 'lmao'
Tianshi (Champion of Loyalty) tells the CLAN: 'yea im bad and ass at this game, how did u kno'
Gruagach (Champion of Loyalty) tells the CLAN: 'so you just like type attack at words?'
Gruagach (Champion of Loyalty) tells the CLAN: 'never open up to women bois, they attack you everytime'
Accora (Smuggler) tells the CLAN: 'I needz me a new spouse.'
You tell the CLAN: 'I hear May is a good spouse.'
(Smuggler) CLAN: System of Accora laffs.
Accora (Smuggler) tells the CLAN: 'That would be funny if it weren't just so wrong.'
You tell the CLAN: 'No, no it's fine. Just rename to Oedipus.'
You tell the CLAN: 'Might want to PK Exile before she divorces him, too.'
(Imm) Ice Mage Demonspawn: "How did you get an ace of asciipenis?" "Magic"
(Friend) Kelst: 'what is pyres theme? emos? :p'
(Friend) Kelst: 'look at me, I'm so bad and evil. I shall sit alone in the dark.'
(Friend) Kelst: 'I'm quite angsty'
(Friend) Kelst: 'male pms.'
(Imm) Lasher: have to rebot, brb
(Friend) Gren: 'everyone knows santa claus does recon on houses all year, stealing from the heathens and giving their goods to christians at christmastime'
(Friend) Glistening Dashiell: 'On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: The clap. So I left her.'
(Friend) Semi-Sweet Savvy: 'omg i seriously need sleep ill train you tomorrow night esco youll be my dirty little slut in no time!'
(^\Rhabdo/^) Brave Haart: knock knock, Ulti
-|Dominion|- The Ultimate: whos there, haart?
>>>-IMPERIUM-> Felt: Me, I kill you.
(Friend) SealPoint: 'my backspace key chirps when I hit it, so with all my typos it sounds like a bird sanctuary in here.'
(Friend): Ashlynn wraps her arms around Ankiseth's neck, slowing down theire kiss. She sensually grinds her hips against his.
(Friend) We all wuv Torasin: 'Gali: Masturbation is a lot like playing the lottery, you're just sitting there then all of a sudden you have three million in your hand.'
(Friend) Rangerette Soleila: 'someone found my bzz'
10 Jul 19:54 - Zaphod Beeblebrox tells you 'ok, present thy penis and it shall by suckethed upon i suppose'
18 Dec 14:42 - Bipolar Ambrosia tells you 'Got another question...do I keep all my qp when I remort or do I start over...I don't remember'
(Friend) Sexy Troll Fantomex: 'I am not surprised that You know how bigfoots dick smells like...'
12 Feb 20:10:45 - Nod (Hero) tells the CLAN: 'i know you all dont watch tv, but I need to express my extreme dislike of all things baby yoda'
12 Feb 20:11:07 - Shaelynne (Emerald Lady) tells the CLAN: 'oh....yeah i dont really care much for yoda at all '
12 Feb 20:11:15 - Nod (Hero) tells the CLAN: 'ouch'
12 Feb 20:11:20 - Nod (Hero) tells the CLAN: 'you go too far'
12 Feb 20:15:07 - (Emerald Lady) CLAN: Shaelynne snickers softly.
12 Feb 20:15:11 - Shaelynne (Emerald Lady) tells the CLAN: 'i've never been much into star wars'
12 Feb 20:15:21 - Shaelynne (Emerald Lady) tells the CLAN: 'or star treck...honestly'
12 Feb 20:15:28 - FrostBite (Knight Commander) tells the CLAN: 'What's Star Wars?'
12 Feb 20:15:31 - Nod (Hero) tells the CLAN: 'i'm not sure what to do right now'
12 Feb 20:15:37 - Nod (Hero) tells the CLAN: 'i think i'm having a panic attack'
12 Feb 20:15:37 - (Knight Commander) CLAN: There goes FrostBite giggling again, and this time he's looking towards Nod.
12 Feb 20:15:42 - (Emerald Lady) CLAN: Shaelynne snickers with FrostBite about their shared secret.
12 Feb 20:15:45 - Erikson (Knight Commander) tells the CLAN: 'OK, I'm unclear on the clan rules, so what exactly _is_ the procedure for a vote of no confidence in obvious lunatics in leadership positions??'