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#20321 + (79 ) X
30 Mar 21:46:52 - (Friend) Kya: 'My butt would be the Little Mermaid ride. It's boring but cozy like that.'
#20320 + (77 ) X
Quadrapus says 'trying to figure out why the minions dont follow sometimes'
You say 'tbf they're fish'
Quadrapus says 'fucking fish'
You cross your arms and nod slowly and sagely.
#20319 + (72 ) X
Kandorr's web address is run swedensendnudes to my manor
#20318 + (92 ) X
On a conversation about stinky foods:

(Friend) Saraid: 'I hadn't been here in sweden long before there was some group of people eating it in front of the store guess it was like some sort of event'
(Friend) Saraid: 'we were walking to the store and I said what is that smell'
(Friend) Saraid: 'we were like half a block away'
(Friend) Sammael: '"Why does this general area smell like the concentrated essence of a thousand assholes?'
#20317 + (74 ) X
[13 Mar 17:32:37] Tibano questions 'Why do rangers wear dresses'
#20316 + (78 ) X
hello preschool class, please meet your new friend, Kers.

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From : Kers: Transcend SUN 10AM
Forum : Epics - #8439
To : all
Date : Mon Feb 28 22:49:45 2022
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#20315 + (76 ) X
12 Feb 22:05:38 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: meh, im going to go smoke weed. continue whatever it is you're debating
12 Feb 22:05:51 [Ba'al] Mael: smoking weed isn't a personality trait
12 Feb 22:06:00 [Ba'al] Mael: and neither is hating it
12 Feb 22:06:04 [Ba'al] Mael: both are equally annoying
12 Feb 22:06:05 {-=Masaki=-} Raded: better personality trait than liking pineapple on pizza imo
12 Feb 22:07:19 {-=Masaki=-} Raded: I've got a dry hopped saison, it's quite good. but I shaved my face today.
12 Feb 22:07:32 [Ba'al] Mael: is that a type of fish
12 Feb 22:09:07 [Ba'al] Mael: or does it just smell bad
12 Feb 22:09:22 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: you dont like weed?
12 Feb 22:09:24 [Ba'al] Mael: what's this smell like, rotten trash? lets eat it
12 Feb 22:09:48 :::LoquI::: Cide: sounds reasonable
12 Feb 22:09:52 [Ba'al] Mael: nah, i grew up and got shit to do
12 Feb 22:10:00 [Ba'al] Mael: nah, i grew up and got shit to do
12 Feb 22:10:11 [Ba'al] Mael: like letting my daughter kick the enter key
12 Feb 22:10:35 [Ba'al] Mael: do coke like an adult
12 Feb 22:10:40 {-=Masaki=-} Raded: hi mael's daughter
12 Feb 22:11:05 <-)Light(-> Contigo: do you put your keyboard on the floor mael
12 Feb 22:11:13 [Ba'al] Mael: no, she's just a monkey child
12 Feb 22:11:28 [Ba'al] Mael: like other maels before me
12 Feb 22:11:32 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: like father like daughter right?
12 Feb 22:11:36 [Ba'al] Mael: yes
12 Feb 22:11:48 [Ba'al] Mael: my youngest son breaks shit daily
12 Feb 22:12:08 <-)Light(-> Contigo: maels have very high dex stat i see
12 Feb 22:12:58 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: i simply asked for a price
12 Feb 22:13:10 [Ba'al] Mael: bout tree fiddy
12 Feb 22:13:21 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: a real price
12 Feb 22:13:28 [Ba'al] Mael: that's not what you said
12 Feb 22:13:39 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: it was implied
12 Feb 22:13:47 [Ba'al] Mael: vlad the implier
12 Feb 22:14:58 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: so is the motto of baal to impale everyone?
12 Feb 22:15:36 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: i could respect that, but i dont see it this way
12 Feb 22:15:43 [Ba'al] Mael: i don't care
12 Feb 22:15:57 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: dont be sensitive
12 Feb 22:17:40 [Ba'al] Mael: masaki has zero ninjas online
12 Feb 22:17:59 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: baal has zero balls online.
12 Feb 22:18:02 {-=Masaki=-} Raded: I'm a shogun
12 Feb 22:19:41 [Ba'al] Mael: well?
12 Feb 22:19:50 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: mael you can beat me in a duel. we dont need to do that to determine it. this is what im talking about though
12 Feb 22:20:02 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: you're really the only baal to say something
12 Feb 22:20:03 [Ba'al] Mael: you talk a lot
12 Feb 22:20:19 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: my point exactly
12 Feb 22:20:25 [Ba'al] Mael: ok :p
12 Feb 22:20:35 (>Touchstone<) Aradona: whats with the negativity tonight? Ya'll okay?
12 Feb 22:21:07 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: so i ask a very simple question, and get no answer...
12 Feb 22:21:18 {-=Masaki=-} Raded: 42
12 Feb 22:21:23 [Ba'al] Mael: perhaps you're asking the wrong question
12 Feb 22:21:25 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: thank you raded
12 Feb 22:21:53 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: im done talking prices with baal. obviously we cant come to an understanding
12 Feb 22:21:57 o-}HooK{-o Areia: Don't bother, G. They don't care even a little.
12 Feb 22:22:04 o-}HooK{-o Talia: I gave the best answer I had, which wasn't much. Not every question has an answer.
12 Feb 22:22:47 [Ba'al] Mael: dude gets pk'd once and we hear about it for weeks
12 Feb 22:23:01 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: who?
12 Feb 22:23:10 [Ba'al] Mael: don't worry, he'll tell you
12 Feb 22:23:23 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: well i havent
12 Feb 22:23:34 (>Touchstone<) Aradona: I am soooo lost
12 Feb 22:23:34 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: ive been frozen for a few days
12 Feb 22:23:43 [Emerald] FrostBite: I got pk'd a time or two and you all need to know about it.
12 Feb 22:23:44 [Ba'al] Mael: why
12 Feb 22:23:50 (>Touchstone<) Aradona: Probably for the best
12 Feb 22:24:00 [Ba'al] Mael: i've never been frozen and i talk mad shit
12 Feb 22:24:13 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: to quote what i said would be another freeze
12 Feb 22:24:16 [Ba'al] Mael: must have been something pretty dumb
12 Feb 22:24:17 [Emerald] FrostBite: I was minding my own business while pupping... and then 8275750947549 Baalers showed up and ganked me!
12 Feb 22:24:23 [Emerald] FrostBite: The nerve!
12 Feb 22:24:28 (>Touchstone<) Aradona: I mean best that I not know, not best that you got PKd Frostbite. Sorry for the confusion :(
12 Feb 22:24:49 [Emerald] There goes FrostBite giggling again, and this time he's looking towards Aradona.
12 Feb 22:24:50 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: anyways, im going to go smoke some weed.
12 Feb 22:25:01 [Ba'al] Mael: i'll inform the media
12 Feb 22:25:03 o-}HooK{-o Talia: Sounds like a good idea.
12 Feb 22:25:07 [Emerald] Aoric: cbd oil is better
12 Feb 22:25:08 o-}HooK{-o Areia: Guess they're still pretty happy that they've forced multiple people to freeze/quit playing. I think it's their goal.
12 Feb 22:25:16 [Emerald] Aoric: you can add it in your vape juice
12 Feb 22:25:29 o-}HooK{-o Ruckus: right, so this is gaury sing off 100001 ?
12 Feb 22:25:35 [Ba'al] Mael: if that's how you see it, "forcing" you to quit, you have self esteem issues
12 Feb 22:25:53 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: =h
12 Feb 22:26:03 [Ba'al] Mael: pk is completely optional, what you have is an ego problem
12 Feb 22:26:13 o-}HooK{-o Areia: Who said anything about pk, lol
12 Feb 22:26:27 [Ba'al] Mael: you did, in multiple ridiculous notes
12 Feb 22:26:40 [Emerald] FrostBite: I did! I just told you that I was ganked by Baal!
12 Feb 22:26:50 o-}HooK{-o Areia consoles FrostBite. It is obvious that Areia cares.
12 Feb 22:27:15 [Emerald] FrostBite grins mischievously.
12 Feb 22:27:28 [Emerald] FrostBite tells everyone goodnight.
12 Feb 22:27:29 [Ba'al] Mael: even your own clannies thought they were ridiculous
12 Feb 22:27:30 o-}HooK{-o Ruckus: gaury= I'm out = guary Im just here foreever
12 Feb 22:28:52 o-}HooK{-o Talia: so how about that Super Bowl. Go Mets?
12 Feb 22:28:55 o-}HooK{-o Areia: Still not sure how what I said had anything to do with pk. Super used to Baals not wanting to have any real conversation by now though.
12 Feb 22:29:32 o-}HooK{-o Ruckus: I'm still having trouble typing through gaury's mom's yoga
12 Feb 22:29:42 o-}HooK{-o Ruckus: it's a whole thing
12 Feb 22:29:45 {-=Masaki=-} Raded: I have fun playing video games with all of you, my friends :)
12 Feb 22:30:47 [Ba'al] Mael: the last resort of a man with no opinion and no argument
12 Feb 22:31:16 {-=Masaki=-} Raded: cut my life into pieces
12 Feb 22:31:25 o-}HooK{-o Talia is headbanging wildly towards Raded. RUN Raded, RUN!!!
12 Feb 22:31:30 o-}HooK{-o Ruckus: the last resort? it's in the bahamas?
12 Feb 22:31:36 ~,~Watchmen~'~@ Tymme: cut my knife into pizza, this is my plastic fork
12 Feb 22:31:44 [Emerald] Aoric: the last retort
12 Feb 22:32:01 {-=Masaki=-} Dashj: this is my last remort
12 Feb 22:32:10 [Ba'al] Mael: god i hate that song
12 Feb 22:32:18 o-}HooK{-o Ruckus burps his last mort.
12 Feb 22:32:22 {-=Masaki=-} Raded: I actually kinda like it
12 Feb 22:33:19 [Ba'al] Mael: are we titepicing
12 Feb 22:33:25 [Ba'al] Mael: mis but fuck you
12 Feb 22:33:37 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: dont be so sensitive
12 Feb 22:33:53 [Ba'al] Mael: your reaction to a mischan makes you senstitive by default
12 Feb 22:34:04 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: nonetheless
12 Feb 22:34:12 [Ba'al] Mael: right, keep going bro
12 Feb 22:34:21 [Ba'al] Grinning, Mael commends Gaury's story with a thumbs up. Cool story bro!
12 Feb 22:34:32 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: you know this was the reason i was frozen, right?
12 Feb 22:34:42 [Ba'al] Mael: no i didn't, nor do i care
12 Feb 22:35:00 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: no one asked if you cared
12 Feb 22:35:06 [Ba'al] Mael: ok
12 Feb 22:35:12 (>Touchstone<) Aradona: Stop the violence, increase the peace
12 Feb 22:35:47 (>Touchstone<) Syntax: touch the pp
12 Feb 22:36:00 [Ba'al] Mael: if you can find it
12 Feb 22:36:15 (>Touchstone<) Aradona nods at Syntax.
12 Feb 22:36:24 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: what goes on in baal stays in baal.
12 Feb 22:36:36 [Ba'al] Mael: says the guy not in baal, tell us more
12 Feb 22:36:52 (>Touchstone<) Aradona raises his beverage and exclaims, "Well, THAT escalated quickly!"
12 Feb 22:37:18 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: im simply requesting you keep that information private
12 Feb 22:37:25 [Ba'al] Mael: i refuse
12 Feb 22:37:30 :::LoquI::: Omnivek: He cant tell you more, he's not in Baal :-p
12 Feb 22:37:42 [Ba'al] Mael: pathetic troll attempt, 2/10
12 Feb 22:37:56 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: im not trying to troll you
12 Feb 22:38:46 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: do you want me to try?
12 Feb 22:38:51 {-=Masaki=-} Gaury: im confused
12 Feb 22:39:01 [Ba'al] Mael: sounds like a stoner
12 Feb 22:39:32 (>Touchstone<) Aradona: Methinks we need some conflict resolution in here
12 Feb 22:39:46 {-=Masaki=-} Raded: please kiss
12 Feb 22:39:48 ~,~Watchmen~'~@ Tymme: Do we need to set you two up for Valentines, or you gonna just fuck already?
#20314 + (81 ) X
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From : Turles: plunder
Forum : Personal - #399490
To : hook
Date : Fri Feb 11 20:12:37 2022
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| time to plunder
| rum, no wonder
| goggle wanter
| thighs of thunder
| sails asunder
| world under
|
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#20313 + (80 ) X
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From : Turles: Burn Barrel
Forum : Personal - #382420
To : hook
Date : Thu Dec 9 17:44:47 2021
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| time for a campfire on the ship
| the wind outside is the witches tits
| ball up and light a note from a long lost love
| Cinnamon. half goat stip-queen that fell from above
| thought she could save my shit from the seven seas
| ..bitch please
| now i got this liver on loan from davey jones
| and through alcohol alchemy ive turned it to stone
| my girl Cinny always howled at me 'you need to fucking quit'
| maybe. 'what up, davey. i think i broke your shit'
|
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#20312 + (79 ) X
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From : Turles: just about out of my system
Forum : Personal - #401007
To : hook
Date : Thu Feb 17 17:16:08 2022
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| this dude all about this agressive blade waving
| prelude to a bout of impressive babe saving
| and even now without the oppressive labe slaving
| complaining
| you can stow the attack
| i know you want your wife back
| you hold the bucket
| ill cut the fucking shark in half
|
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