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(Imm) Rezit: wow....scars. with your name, you are 4/6th of naSCARs

Tyanon tells the group 'you experienced in jumping out of cakes dav? *inno*'

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From : Iceman: Friend slot for the winner
Forum : Games - #5500
To : all
Date : Fri Dec 31 06:41:41 2010
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I have a friend slot open for just one person. No perks. No frills.

All you have to do is tell me why you think Maxx would win the Miss America
pagent. Note me on personal. Best entry wins.

Ice

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FuzzyWuzzy Wolfbane tells you 'I do! Honest. Cross my wings and hope to flitter.'

(Friend) Deadly Alessandrew: 'Below the flare, you hear Fiction scream 'A Miljoen Greetz!''

(Friend) That's So Raded: 'nasus so dummy thicc that we can hear his ass cheeks clappin around icefall when he's on the prowl'
You tell your friends: 'And it alerts all the opk people.'
(Friend) That's So Raded: 'like when you put a bell on a kitten except CLAP CLAP CLAP'

You tell the CLAN: 'Hmmm. What would you all think if I divorced Brem and married a Rimso. *inno*'
Newyn (Teglach) tells the CLAN: 'gah.'
Wolfbane (Uasal) tells the CLAN: 'I think I'd be sick :p'
Newyn (Teglach) tells the CLAN: 'guess. :P'
You tell the CLAN: 'Newy - go nuts and kill us all in ritual slaughted to evil Queen Mab?'
Wolfbane (Uasal) tells the CLAN: 'I mean, Bremen is one thing... but a Crimsonite? *yuck!* :P'
Newyn (Teglach) tells the CLAN: 'well, could put it that way.'
Newyn (Teglach) tells the CLAN: 'I'd mostly be confused though. :P'
21 Sep 16:12 - Shala tells you 'only if his name is Paiste'

Obyron (Teglach) tells the CLAN: 'See, I think goats will survive the apocalypse. They can eat cans.'

(Friend) The Ultimate: 'my PECVS ARE UMPEDPP{'
(Friend) FoxyBabe Dalcia: 'lets see... without oil you creepy bastard'
(Friend) The Ultimate: 'being covered in oil increases my sex appeal ten fold'

Can we please limit the number of quotes submitted by Really to one per batch?

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(Imm) French Toast blinks innocently.
(Friend) Nooobody Cares: 'lol'
(Friend): Koala falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically.
(Imm) Lasher: Don't attack me in note write.
(Imm) Lundy: wtf
Mogwai gossips 'wow...'
(Imm) Visionaire: wtf?
<*><|Crimson|><*> Thunderax: woww
o-}HooK{-o Zvain: lol
(Imm) Viscount Droki: wat
/Shadokil/ Got Root? PhraeaXes: Umm, okay!
(Imm) Mye giggles.
(Friend) Torrential Raiyne: 'eh sorry go ahead'
(Imm) Redryn: lmao
(Imm) Pumpkin falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically.
(Imm) Turie: Wire: Are you stupid?
(Friend) Nooobody Cares: 'wrekt'
(Imm) [Outlaw] Mendaloth makes an innocent face and says: 'Listen baby - WASNTME!'.
(Friend) Torrential Raiyne: 'wtf'
(Imm) Icecool goes ooOOooOOoo.
/Shadokil/ Got Root? PhraeaXes: How many stats did you just lose Wire?
>>>-IMPERIUM-> Strider Deathwing: o.O
(Imm) Icecool goes ooOOooOOoo.
(Imm) Samar: someone died?
(Imm) Icecool goes ooOOooOOoo.
[Tier]: Vespar goes ooOOooOOoo.
(Imm) Emeris falls down laughing.
(Friend): Freitag Freyja laughs out loud.
(Friend) Freitag Freyja: 'Yeah'
(Imm) Viscount Droki: I can't even comprehend what just happened, or why.

(Imm) Lasher: Should have used a spell so they count as real pks.

(Imm) Lasher: Oh well, next time.

(Imm) Wire: oh didnt know he's writing note :p

10 May 02:41:21 - Rumour (Sentinel) tells the CLAN: 'okay I need to go get my hands on some breasts'

SatanicSoul gossips 'What is a mxit?'
Glacier gossips 'satanic: read help mxit'
SatanicSoul gossips 'Bigmap does work on mxit!! Did it yesterday.'
SatanicSoul gossips 'O no '
SatanicSoul gossips 'Was facebook'
SatanicSoul gossips 'My bad.'

Looks like Advenchurer just outed his new alt.

10 Jul 19:57:51 - Tyebald (Elder Druid) tells the CLAN: 'lc assist, please'
10 Jul 19:59:25 - Darkknowing (Elder Druid) tells the CLAN: '1028 restored to Kiba thanks to lifechant'
10 Jul 19:59:33 - Escobar (Hierophant) tells the CLAN: 'Thanks for asking for assist :P'
10 Jul 19:59:59 - Tyebald (Elder Druid) tells the CLAN: 'I did.'
10 Jul 20:00:04 - Tyebald (Elder Druid) tells the CLAN: 'thanks for reading it. ;)'
10 Jul 20:00:12 - Escobar (Hierophant) tells the CLAN: 'Oh.'
10 Jul 20:00:14 - (Hierophant) CLAN: Escobar falls down laughing.

(Friend) Shortboat Vega: 'When Majic makes a burning sacrifice does Paladine tell her that she burned it and he's not going to accept it?'

(Friend) Dispel Majic: 'fuck you :P'

Frozone barters: wtb furniture

Emir Icebergovich barters: www.ikea.com

Emerald A Talia Tela: But I labia you so much, U-ter-us up with your wit and sex appeal.

Pringle (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'so looks like the strike is ending soon! yay'
Korridel (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'writers strike?'
Pringle (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'nod'
Korridel (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'coo. I was thinking about that last night.'
Korridel (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'and by thinking, I mean masturbating. And by last night, I mean to your mob.'
Pringle (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'You were masturbating to my mob?'
(Mormaer) CLAN: Pringle sits down and thinks deeply.
Kylenne (Asrai) tells the CLAN: 'Best typo ever.'
Korridel (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'did I say mob?'
Korridel (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'FUC.'
Pringle (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'you did'
Ealodia (Asrai) tells the CLAN: 'that was great :D'
Korridel (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'FUCK.'
Pringle (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'PWNT'
Korridel (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'I mean mom.'
Pringle (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'can't take it back now'

Aeryie StormySky tells you 'It would be an experience. Me riding you, shouting, "Holy tooting motherfuckers, it's gonna blow, it's gonna blow" and wearing a pink bandanna with a pot leaf engraved on it and nothing else. :)'

* You are awarded a Christmas Card by Candlejack Resiliang! (Type 'tam Quest' to activate the Christmas quest.)
Resiliang (Dreolan) tells the CLAN: 'Someone has to fall for it.'
(Marasgal) CLAN: Semoene tells the CLAN: what am i supposed to do? o_o
(Marasgal) CLAN: Semoene tells the CLAN: lol
Resiliang (Dreolan) tells the CLAN: 'Type tam quest'
You tell the CLAN: 'that is fucking brilliant'
(Marasgal) CLAN: Semoene tells the CLAN: i did it o_o
Resiliang (Dreolan) tells the CLAN: 'Wait a minute, you can't?'
Resiliang (Dreolan) tells the CLAN: 'Not anymore? :/'
(Marasgal) CLAN: Semoene tells the CLAN: lol what's tam
Resiliang (Dreolan) tells the CLAN: 'Tame'
(Marasgal) CLAN: Semoene tells the CLAN: tampontag? it is a curse only
Resiliang (Dreolan) tells the CLAN: 'it makes him pwn you'
(Marasgal) CLAN: Semoene tells the CLAN: oh i can't tame :P
tame questor
You would get your hand ripped off trying that!!
You tell the CLAN: 'tame questor You would get your hand ripped off trying that!!'
(Marasgal) CLAN: Semoene tells the CLAN: me too
You tell the CLAN: 'try Ki Quest'
* You are awarded a Christmas Card by Candlejack Resiliang! (Type 'Ki Quest' to activate the Christmas quest.)

Crx is DEAD!!

Resiliang (Dreolan) tells the CLAN: 'YES'

The blasted corpse of Crx lies here rotting.
You tell the CLAN: 'ROFL!'
You tell the CLAN: 'YES!'
Resiliang (Dreolan) tells the CLAN: 'YES YES YES'
Resiliang (Dreolan) tells the CLAN: 'ORGASM'
(Marasgal) CLAN: Semoene tells the CLAN: lol someone fell for it
You tell the CLAN: 'fucking awesome'
You tell the CLAN: 'hahaha'
You tell the CLAN: 'awesome'
The blasted corpse of Crx has decomposed.
* You are awarded a Christmas Card by Candlejack Resiliang! (Type 'Ki Quest' to activate the Christmas quest.)
Resiliang (Dreolan) tells the CLAN: 'You guys need to play it along with me'
You tell the CLAN: 'I could emote that I played my card and won like 200 qp'

Calesti is DEAD!!

Resiliang (Dreolan) tells the CLAN: 'Global Restore granted on Christmas event by Jilted! Type 'Ki Quest' to join the fun!'
You tell the CLAN: 'rofl'
You tell the CLAN: 'rofl'
You tell the CLAN: 'rofl'
(Marasgal) CLAN: Semoene tells the CLAN: o_o lol
(Marasgal) CLAN: Semoene tells the CLAN: you win!

Resiliang (Dreolan) tells the CLAN: 'DO IT'
* You are awarded a Christmas Card by Candlejack Resiliang! (Type 'Ki Quest' to activate the Christmas quest.)
Wittle is DEAD!!
(Marasgal) CLAN: Semoene tells the CLAN: rofl...
You tell the CLAN: 'rofl this is fucking EPIC'
Sixx is DEAD!!
You tell the CLAN: 'hahahaha'
* You are awarded a Christmas Card by Candlejack Resiliang! (Type 'Ki Quest' to activate the Christmas quest.) Jilted is the previous winner! Type 'Ki Quest' to redeem your QPs!

You beam with pride.
Wittle screams 'you are so dead!!!'
* You are awarded a Christmas Card by Candlejack Resiliang! (Type 'Ki Quest' to activate the Christmas quest.)
Sixx says 'thanks jerk'

* One hour double experience awarded by Semoene (Type 'Ki Quest' to activate the Christmas double.) *
Coomie is DEAD!!
You tell the CLAN: 'fucking priceless'

(Marasgal) CLAN: Semoene tells the CLAN: ROFL
* You are awarded a Christmas Card by Candlejack Resiliang! (Type 'Ki Quest' to activate the Christmas quest.)
The blasted corpse of Wittle has decomposed.
(Marasgal) CLAN: Semoene tells the CLAN: well I got one kill =/
The blasted corpse of Sixx has decomposed.
Resiliang (Dreolan) tells the CLAN: 'Someone'
Resiliang (Dreolan) tells the CLAN: 'say that there's a xmas event'
The blasted corpse of Calesti has decomposed.
Resiliang (Dreolan) tells the CLAN: 'in questor'

Sixx says 'guess theres alot of jerks on this mud'
The blasted corpse of Coomie has decomposed.
Semoene . o O ( Early christmas card?? )
Tianshi asks 'how do i get card?'
Sneak . o O ( not cool, guys. )

* You are awarded a Christmas Card by Candlejack Resiliang! (Type 'Ki Quest' to activate the Christmas quest.)

Trurien laughs out loud.
Tianshi exclaims 'OMG a card!'
Sixx says 'its just some fuckwit getting newbies killed'
Trurien rapidly nods twice, in complete agreement.
Trurien sighs at the sight of Resiliang.
Resiliang (Dreolan) tells the CLAN: 'No more kills.'
You tell the CLAN: 'yeah I think that's it'
Resiliang (Dreolan) tells the CLAN: 'Nope'
You tell your friends: 'this is fucking hilarious'
You tell your friends: 'like 6 people have died already'
Wittle enters description edit mode.
Wittle has returned to the game.
showdesc wittle
-------------------------[ Wittle's Description ]-------------------------
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|Note to self; Remember to KILL Resiliang
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Resiliang chuckles ':):):)'
(Marasgal) CLAN: Semoene tells the CLAN: lol ppl coming in from note mode
Resiliang (Dreolan) tells the CLAN: 'HAHA GUYS'
Resiliang (Dreolan) tells the CLAN: 'WHOIS WITTLE'
Resiliang (Dreolan) tells the CLAN: 'NAO'
You tell the CLAN: 'rofl'
You tell the CLAN: 'I saw'
Resiliang (Dreolan) tells the CLAN: 'HAHAHAHA'
Questor says 'If you want to join this early Christmas Card event, type Ki Quest now to receive the card.'
Resiliang (Dreolan) tells the CLAN: 'Jilted and Sem'
Resiliang (Dreolan) tells the CLAN: 'Join in on this one with me, okay?'

Marchetti fades into existence.
Marchetti is DEAD!!

Resiliang gossips 'Woah, Santa came to Questor?'
(Marasgal) CLAN: Semoene tells the CLAN: lol...

(Marasgal) CLAN: Semoene tells the CLAN: one kill
You tell the CLAN: 'haha'
* You are awarded a Christmas Card by Candlejack Resiliang! (Type 'Ki Quest' to activate the Christmas quest.)
(Marasgal) CLAN: Semoene tells the CLAN: You make Questor say 'If you want to join this early Christmas Card event, type Ki Quest now to receive the card.'

Questor says 'Congratulations Tianshi, you have been awarded 100 qp and 1 tp for your courage.'

* You are awarded a Christmas Card by Candlejack Resiliang! (Type 'Ki Quest' to activate the Christmas quest.)

Xyliz answers 'when you receive a TP from somebody, there is no namechange'

Questor says 'If you want to join this early Christmas Card event, type Ki Quest now to receive the card.'
Elysias wakes and stands up.

(Marasgal) CLAN: Semoene tells the CLAN: Idk if that worked ok
(Marasgal) CLAN: Semoene tells the CLAN: i can't see it in 3rd person
You tell the CLAN: 'worked on me'

* You are awarded a Christmas Card by Candlejack Resiliang! (Type 'Ki Quest' to activate the Christmas quest.)

Leges is DEAD!!

(Marasgal) CLAN: Semoene tells the CLAN: lol nice
You tell the CLAN: 'rofl'

NemesisWolf is DEAD!!

(Marasgal) CLAN: Semoene tells the CLAN: omg
Elysias sighs.

* You are awarded a Christmas Card by Candlejack Resiliang! (Type 'Ki Quest' to activate the Christmas quest.)
(Friend) Jexebelle: 'Leges, really?'
You tell the CLAN: 'lol this is too fucking much'

Tremz questions 'is santa here already in aard?...cause i always thought he showed up at recall'
Elysias says 'you're mean.'

You tell your friends: 'hahaha'
Dagnir answers 'no'
(Friend) Jexebelle: 'And you're all going to hell'

(Friend): You beam with pride at Jexebelle.
Calesti answers 'no, that's just you being a douche.'

* You are awarded a Christmas Card by Candlejack Resiliang! (Type 'Ki Quest' to activate the Christmas quest.)

Questor says 'If you want to join this early Christmas Card event, type Ki Quest now to receive the card.'

* You are awarded a Christmas Card by Candlejack Resiliang! (Type 'Ki Quest' to activate the Christmas quest.)

Tremz wakes and stands up.
Tremz is DEAD!!

Xyliz answers '"Questor says 'If you want to join this early Christmas Card event, type Ki Quest now to receive the card.'" <-- fun with ventriloquate *$% -- was almost suckered'

Voldemort gossips 'whats the kiquest for?'
Jexebelle gossips 'Some lame Christmas feature'
Tianshi gossips 'type it at questor, it's a christmas goal, kinda'

Vanguard gossips 'to trick newbies into attacking questor I'd say.'
Vanguard gossips 'and it's apparently working.'
Voldemort is DEAD!!

NemesisWolf says 'That is not cool'

Resiliang (Dreolan) tells the CLAN: 'This is Daoine's christmas prank.'

Trurien says 'ki quest'
Tremz says 'oops'
Trurien says 'I wonder what that could be short for ...'
Tremz gets the blasted corpse of Tremz.

(Marasgal) CLAN: Semoene tells the CLAN: so many ppl

Resiliang (Dreolan) tells the CLAN: 'We can do this again'

Resiliang (Dreolan) tells the CLAN: 'in about 2 hours'
You tell the CLAN: 'I'll be up'

(Friend) Euforia: 'My little cousin comes running out of the bathroom today, screaming at the top of his lungs. I don't quite understand what the hell he is saying, so I go to him and ask him wtf is wrong and all he replies with is, "I SWEAR TO GOD I CHEWED THAT HOT DOG, BUT BUT, LOOK IT CAME OUT WHOLE!"'

(spam edited out)

(Friend) (Linkdead) Alorien: 'Hey, is anybody available for a lightspeed?'

You quote '(Friend) (Linkdead) Alorien: 'Hey, is anybody available for a lightspeed?''

El Amante Rennek quotes 'SealPoint quotes '(Friend) (Linkdead) Alorien: 'Hey, is anybody available for a lightspeed?'''

Rennek (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'You quote 'SealPoint quotes '(Friend) (Linkdead) Alorien: 'Hey, is anybody available for a lightspeed?''''

Daeleon quotes 'Rennek quotes 'SealPoint quotes '(Friend) (Linkdead) Alorien: 'Hey, is anybody available for a lightspeed?''''

(Friend) El Amante Rennek: 'You tell the CLAN: 'You quote 'SealPoint quotes '(Friend) (Linkdead) Alorien: 'Hey, is anybody available for a lightspeed?'''''

Arist quotes 'Daeleon quotes 'Rennek quotes 'SealPoint quotes '(Friend) (Linkdead) Alorien: 'Hey, is anybody available for a lightspeed?'''''

You tell the CLAN: 'Rennek (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'You quote 'SealPoint quotes '(Friend) (Linkdead) Alorien: 'Hey, is anybody available for a lightspeed?'''''

El Amante Rennek quotes 'You tell your friends: 'You tell the CLAN: 'You quote 'SealPoint quotes '(Friend) (Linkdead) Alorien: 'Hey, is anybody available for a lightspeed?''''''

(Friend): (Linkdead) Alorien . o O ( I hate you guys. )

You tell your friends: '(Friend) El Amante Rennek: 'You tell the CLAN: 'You quote 'SealPoint quotes '(Friend) (Linkdead) Alorien: 'Hey, is anybody available for a lightspeed?''''''

Rennek (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'You quote 'You tell your friends: 'You tell the CLAN: 'You quote 'SealPoint quotes '(Friend) (Linkdead) Alorien: 'Hey, is anybody available for a lightspeed?'''''''

You quote '(Friend): (Linkdead) Alorien . o O ( I hate you guys. )'

El Amante Rennek gossips 'You tell the CLAN: 'You quote 'You tell your friends: 'You tell the CLAN: 'You quote 'SealPoint quotes '(Friend) (Linkdead) Alorien: 'Hey, is anybody available for a lightspeed?''''''''

(Friend) (Linkdead) Alorien: 'Why did you do that?'

(Friend) El Amante Rennek: 'You gossip 'You tell the CLAN: 'You quote 'You tell your friends: 'You tell the CLAN: 'You quote 'SealPoint quotes '(Friend) (Linkdead) Alorien: 'Hey, is anybody available for a lightspeed?'''''''''

(Friend) . Jilted: 'I also read the Stranger for that same class'
(Friend) . Jilted: 'haha I saw a book review of it in the Onion, and some guy was like "I imagine this is George Bush's favorite book, since it deals with shooting random Arabs unprovoked."'

You tell the CLAN: 'Man, Jack Bauer is awesome. I bet he shits stars and stripes.'

Shala (Captain) tells the CLAN: 'one time I bought underwear a size too small and i hated every second of wearing them, and thats how i knew i wasn't into things like ball cages and chastity belts'

Yowza (Grey Man) tells the CLAN: '(Ebony Dagger) [ 15 Mob] Bluefish 237/237 [ 15 Mob] Bluefish 267/267 [ 15 Mob] a shotgun gu 222/222 [ 13 Mob] a shotgun gu 208/208 ord all gt hi (Group) Bluefish: 'hi' (Group) Bone Fish: 'hi' (Group) Bluefish: 'hi''

Demonspawn quotes '(Friend) Accora: 'I need more DP''
Mirrim quotes 'D(it)P'
Vaun quotes 'You tell your friends: 'dp as in double penetration?''
Accora quotes 'You tell your friends: 'AKA Dr Pepper''
Demonspawn quotes 'Is that what we're calling it these days?'
Starky quotes 'sure sure accora we believe you'
(Quote) Accora nods at Demonspawn.
Accora quotes 'Just because I'm better at taking DP (aka Dr Pepper) than you are, doesn't mean you have to get bitter.'
Vaun quotes 'it's not so much that we are bitter, we just want to see the film'
(Quote) Demonspawn is agreeing with that Vaun person again...
Ice Mage Demonspawn quotes '(Friend) Accora: 'I'm a total whore.''
System of Accora quotes 'That's mostly what I said.'
Ice Mage Demonspawn quotes 'unimportant parts omitted'
System of Accora quotes 'But I think we should get this channel changed from "quote" to "Slightly altered lines from Accora's ftalk"'
Throaty Purr quotes 'What, like 'No thanks, I couldnt take another dick' ?'
Arystul quotes 'how about to 'Things Accora totally said''
(Friend) System of Accora: 'Arystul is a cock nazi.'
System of Accora quotes 'Go ahead, quote what I just said, Aryst.'
Malcontent Vaun quotes '(Friend) System of Accora: 'Arystul is a co*k nazi.''

Titled "Snewb WIN."

06 Aug 14:57 - xxx tells you 'you got a sec to help me out?'
06 Aug 14:58 - You tell xxx 'maybe, sup?'
06 Aug 14:58 - xxx tells you 'I went and got killed in Mistridge, and I cant get to my corpse because there is a locked gate.'
06 Aug 14:58 - You tell xxx 'err, im level 2'
06 Aug 14:59 - xxx tells you 'ok... wasn't sure how tough you were. Just checking.'

(Friend) Cutebunny Obyron: '1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, drink bourbon instead.'

(Friend) BovineMan: 'afk for hot shower of cleanliness +3'
(Friend) Tir: 'AFK to watch BovineMan in the shower.'
(Friend) Dashiell: 'AFK to watch Tir watching BovineMan in the shower.'
(Friend) Tir: 'fucking bot.'

(Friend) Extemporis Agilis: '... why is there a bazillion posts about illegal aliens... and why aren't the MiB doing something about it'

Dawnie's Sorael whispers to you 'I double dare you to touch Skieze's wang.'

Pringle (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'My fortune read "Luck is be coming your way." (in bed)'
Daloran (Teglach) tells the CLAN: 'If by luck, it meant, Steve =D'

(Friend) sic Jilted: 'it's like a great weight has been lifted (Friend): Malak has quit.'

>>>-IMPERIUM-> Vaun has gone to war to defend the honor of [a gerbil]!
-|Dominion|- Ruckus has gone to war to defend the honor of [three guys loading a cow into a trebuchet]!
>>>-IMPERIUM-> Vaun has gone to war to defend the honor of [the gelatinous cube]!
o-}HooK{-o Dashiell has gone to war to defend the honor of [The Blubbering Icky Thing]!
o-}HooK{-o Dashiell: oops
o-}HooK{-o Dashiell has gone to war to defend the honor of [Vaun]!
-|Dominion|- Ruckus has gone to war to defend the honor of [a monstrous entity that has sixteen legs and no arse]!
>>>-IMPERIUM-> Vaun has gone to war to defend the honor of [Ring eyed coon]!
<(=Watchmen=)> Starky: swar mukfluk
<(=Watchmen=)> Starky: I fail
-|Dominion|- Ruckus comforts Starky.
o-}HooK{-o Dashiell has gone to war to defend the honor of [Mukflukchukbuk, the only gay eskimo in his tribe]!
o-}HooK{-o Dashiell: ok, I did
>>>-IMPERIUM-> Vaun: a little bit, yes

(Friend) *censored*: 'Sort of like accidentally saying: "TIME TO SUCK MY DICK NIGGANIGGA UHHHH" by accident when you actually MEANT to say, "Beg pardon Clarence, but could you fetch me another fig?"'

(Friend) Crixus: 'Jexebelle, you should have been swallowed'

(Imm) Exraided: who wants to make friends?

(Imm) Cuddlepie: is that miracle or major create?

�ngelic Tyanon is AFK - this is Tyanon's Autobot, if you are inquiring about afterhours Emerald women, press 1. if you are an imm questioning the legality of brothel botting, press 2.

(Friend) The Ultimate: 'Timeghost: Kessel: attacking an IMM that comes to investigate a possible problem is not funny. Don't do it.'

Tinada enters into Condom of Fal'shara and disappears.

(Gossip) Grumpy Lasher sings, "I was gonna fix the bugs in the mud, but then i got high"

Drama King Haart yells 'ohai dere'

You have increased the bounty on Tanya by 5000 to 5000.

You yell 'Hallo!'

You yell 'Look at me I AM DJVOLTRON LITE'

Drama King Haart yells 'haha you arent as annoying though'

You have increased the bounty on Haart by 2501 to 9470.

(Imm) The Pink Panzer points at his crotch, obviously very confused.

(Imm) The Pink Panzer: love me

Vrykolaus (False Blight) tells the CLAN: 'I'll be back in a few guys.'

After scrying him once:

Metzli tells you 'gobfort if you're interested'
You tell Metzli 'quite'
Metzli tells you 'coming?'
You tell Metzli 'Yup'

Kicking his ass horribly, he fled twice to quaff heals, then

INFO: Metzli is sent spiraling into the ether by Hazeknight, to be reborn once again.

Then this over five minutes:

Metzli tells you 'big accomplishment killing someone who hasn't played in years :D'
You tell Metzli 'Can I have your tiers then? You seem like you could redo the time spent on your character'
Metzli tells you 'Or.. I could have just not put much effort into my character in the first place? Ever think people have things to do other than play video games?'
You tell Metzli 'Well, according to quests completed, you've spent more time than me. Lololol'
Metzli tells you 'Yes, because 30 seconds once every 30 minutes equals more time spent online than you'
You tell Metzli 'More "what if" statements that you're throwing out :p'
Metzli tells you 'According to the 1900+ cps you have on me, I'd say you've done a little more.'
You tell Metzli 'Continue your stupid efforts at trolling me out :P thedaoinesidhe.org/quotes needs more fodder nowadays'
Metzli tells you 'Lol, enjoy wasting away on a game :)'
You tell Metzli 'I need to send Cordelia a tell, her standards have either dropped like shit or she's slacking on what she's keeping on roster :p'
Metzli tells you 'Do it up bud, I'm sure she'd love to hear your opinion of me :)'
You tell Cordelia 'Hey lady! Metzli's an embarassment'
Cordelia tells you 'Sorry Hazeknight, but I am away bbl. I'll reply later.'
Metzli tells you 'This game is a social tool for me only, and has been that way for over 7 years now. Deal with it, I'm sorry I don't have the time you do to devote to a video game.'
You tell Metzli 'I'm sure you would have responded in the same condescending way, win or lose :p'
You tell Metzli 'Definitely is social, with the crap notes that I see on the boards'
Metzli tells you 'I'm not exactly sure what you're referring to, other than possibly trying to change the subject. Either way, enjoy wasting away on this game like I said. :) AFK '
You tell Metzli 'The thoughts I need to walk away with are: 1. You called out my scrying, 2. I obliged, 3. I unexpectedly kicked your ass, 4. You ran away and quaffed twice, and 5. You're being a sore loser about it'
Metzli tells you 'The real funny thought in my head is that you think it's some kind of accomplishment to kill me or something? lol'
Metzli tells you 'I'd have love to met you back in V1.'
Metzli tells you 'I don't have the time to keep up with this game anymore, unlike some people. '
You tell Metzli (Ignored) 'And yet here you are, whining at a young'un'

(Friend) [sic] Jilted: 'it's like a great weight has been lifted (Friend): Malak has quit.'

(Group) Raar: 'my buddy had a GF'
(Group) Raar: 'that he referred to as'
(Group) Raar: '1 to 2 to 4'
(Group) Outicus: 'lolwut'
(Group) Outicus: 'He skipped 3?'
(Group) Raar: 'cause on the third date her vag almost swalloed his hand!'
(Group) Outicus: 'OMG'
(Group) Azaezel: 'wow, just wow'
(Group) Raar nods.
(Group) Raar: 'I still don't know her name'
(Group) Outicus: 'Crixus tells you 'i dont get it...1 to 2 to 4?''
(Group) Crixus: '....'
(Group) Crixus: 'thats fake'
(Group) Crixus: 'i sooooo got it'
(Group) Outicus: '08 Jul 23:59 - Crixus tells you 'i dont get it...1 to 2 to 4?''
(Group) Outicus: 'TIMESTAMPED'

Board: Personal
Date: Sat Sep 25 23:52:51 1999
To: rocko imm
===========================================================================
After your little kitten spam in the Bard hall, you decided you just had
to know exactly what rule you broke. Well, since you seem to want to
claim not breaking any rules, I'd like to point your attention to rule #8
in help rules. If you can pull your head out of your ass long enough to
open your eyes and read it, you'll see that it points to HELP SPAMMING.
Now, make the few -simple- keystrokes and check out help spamming and you
will see it says something along the lines of 'generally being a pain in
the ass'. If you don't see how ordering your pet to think inappropriate
comments during a Bard reading as spam, you really do need to get a clue
and perhaps find yourself a new mud to play on. Oh, by the way, I really
couldn't give a damn if you hate me. After all, it's not like a person
like you will be around here much longer unless you decide to clean up
your act. Have a nice day.

-=CryptKeeper=-

(Friend) Telepath Chuft: 'you don't have any balls'
(Friend) Kill Bill Xyzzy: 'maybe not, but I can restring myself a pair.'
(Friend) Kill Bill Xyzzy: 'whereas, to find YOUR balls, we have to search Majic.'