(Friend) Naelia: 'Jason, I'll wear my infamous cat shirt for you'
(Friend) Naelia: 'the one i wear to all of my adoption events'
You tell your friends: 'I bet it's already 'marked'...
You tell your friends: 'Jilt: The horrid truth: Nae likes water sports.
(Friend) Naelia: 'lmao'
(Friend) . Jilted: 'rofl'
You tell your friends: 'wtf there's no pee on u social...
(Friend): Naelia . o O ( ew )
(Friend) Naelia: 'my lips are dry'
(Friend): . Jilted takes Naelia in his arms and gives her a long, hot kiss. How sweet.
(Friend) . Jilted: 'not anymore'
(Friend) Naelia: 'graci'
You tell your friends: 'That's his job to water your tulips, Nae.
(Friend) . Jilted: 'lol jesus'