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Friend) Dispel Majic: 'we need a babysitter'

(Friend) Dispel Majic: 'i suggest sugarbuns cwaigath'

(Friend): Dispel Majic points at you. How rude!

You tell your friends: 'DIE'

(Friend) Dispel Majic: 'she can babysit all daves!'

800 babies named Dave arrives from a puff of smoke.

800 babies named Dave now follows you.

You watch in horror as 800 babies named Dave screams 'MUMMY!!' and rushes towards you.

You tell your friends: 'Oh jesus'

With a thunderclap, The U.S.S. Dashiell appears in the room.

The U.S.S. Dashiell stops using Ship Anchor.
The U.S.S. Dashiell equips your ocular orifice as a portal.

The U.S.S. Dashiell rolls on the floor laughing at 800 babies named Dave's antics!

(Friend) Dispel Majic: 'as long a they don't get mistaken for goats'

27 Mar 16:30 - Dispel Majic tells you 'read the desc :P'

look dave
800 children are climbing around on a heap. There's some water on the
floor, so there's not much hope for the bottom layer, but Darwin rules!
Survival of the fittest!. You feel sorry for them, but realize it's not
your fault, but it's the product of Majic and Chuft's vigorous coitus.
800 babies named Dave is in perfect health.

27 Mar 16:30 - Dispel Majic tells you 'and listen to them :P'

800 babies named Dave asks 'Majic got pregnant again and here is the result. Quite some odd looking CHAPS. Bollocks! I wonder who the BLOODY father is? Cup of tea, chap?'

(Friend) Dispel Majic: 'well someone has to babysit the 800 daves while i go to the laundromat'

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