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(Friend) Darth Johns: 'You have to understand. He didn't so much come out of the closet as he did backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.'

(Spouse) Domen: Yeah, I FUCK FUCK DAMN FUCKING HELL agree
(Spouse) BovineMan: ROFLROFLROFLFDJLKJALDFSKJFSDLAKFJALDJJFLAJFAJFJ
(Spouse) Domen: But now we need to find out how much you weigh
(Spouse) BovineMan: I WEIGHT ABOUT 215 SEXAY
(Spouse) Domen: Oh, okay
(Spouse) BovineMan: THIS WINTER SOLSTICE
(Spouse) BovineMan: DOMEN HUMPED A 215 LBS MAN
(Spouse) Domen: I want to make a movie trailer with Tourette's
(Spouse) Domen: THIS MOTHERFUCKING BITCH FAGGOT SUMMER
(Spouse) BovineMan: COCKS TITS FLIES THERE IS MOTHER FUCKING TIME YOU ASSHOLE
(Spouse) Domen: JON STEWART IS FUCK SHIT COCK ASSWHORE PILLAGING A PUPPY WITH A BEAVERCOCK Megaman
(Spouse) BovineMan: FLYING TEXT CUNT CUNT CUNT
(Spouse) Domen: THIS UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SUMMER JON STEWART IS NINJA NINJA NINJA
(Spouse) BovineMan: DIRECTED BY MY MOTHER FUCKING HOMEBOY MARTIN LUTHER KING UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NINJA IN HIS POSTMORTEM TITTYFUCKING COCKSUCKING PILLOWHUMPING CINEMATIC VISION
(Spouse) Domen: So I'm dreadfully afraid of ever passing about 200 pounds.
(Spouse) BovineMan: It was okay for me because I'm 6'4.
(Spouse) Domen: Unless it's pure mofo muscle, which it wouldn't be.
(Spouse) Domen: I'm 6'2.
(Spouse) BovineMan: My dad is 6'2.
(Spouse) BovineMan: .....
(Spouse) Domen: Your daddy loves you

(Friend) Saint Cuthbert: 'The Jeff Foxworthy show is a complete rip-off of 60 Minutes w/ Lloyd Robertson'

(Imm) Antifa Raded: new command: dudecheck. if you're being a tool on public channels, and 5 players dudecheck you, you get a big message on your screen that says, "BRO KNOCK IT OFF"

While engaged with a mob..

Valor charges into the room in a frenzy!
Valor's frenzied attack X32

You say 'bot elsewhere'

Long pause, moved to a different room..

Valor says 'you bot'

Valor runs off..

You tell Valor 'no, you bot, and stop'

Valor tells you 'you are the bot fucker'

tell valor what? are you two or something?
Valor is ignoring you.

Dereliction (Emerald Lord) tells the CLAN: 'go read your dorky comics. I'm going to go play this text based game where I'm in a clan of Knights'

(Friend) Crixus: 'Jexebelle, you should have been swallowed'

(Friend) Jelly Roell: 'I've got a crap on deck that would choke a donkey!!'
(Friend) Jelly Roell: 'afk a few'

[Bard] The Joker Hellbob : Okay I lied...but it has been over a year and a half since I masturbated with a ginsu knife.

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From : Lasher: Re: sdfasdfasdf
Forum : Misc - #407
To : all Agathar
Date : Fri Mar 9 11:25:17 2018
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| Reply to: Note 390 posted by Agathar
| > sdf
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| I still got more out of this an the average Dexter post.
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(Friend) A FOOMING Mirrim: 'I can't get it in the butt. I need a repop.'

(Friend) Sux to be Inverse: 'You have a cute butt, Thant, so there's an advantage to grouping with you.'

(Friend) Tsubaki: 'i'm worse than that, i think i need 6 inches'

Beakerboy (Initiate) tells the CLAN: 'am i a realy twisted person
because i think it's hilarious that the damage that altar boys do
to you is "friction"?'

Rennek (Uasal) tells the CLAN: 'what i love about first aid and emt classes...is that if you're partnered up with say... oh in my case one of the cutest girls in class... you like automatically get to second base... start feelin around... its like one of those base hits where you just run past 1st'

Windrunner FieryWater says 'okay! :P you guys are lucky I catch you guys on nonpk room! :P Imagine if it was on pk room-it would have been ugly. I hate dying :) '

.:|Wolf|:. Heretic Wolfe : I remember this amputee pornqueen who... Hey, wait! I should be nochanning you lot by now :P

(Friend) Jehanine: 'I GOT A JESUS QUESTION RIGHT.'
(Friend) Jehanine: 'I know no man biblically. For I am pure and untouched by carnal knowledge.'

[Newbie] (4) Narahl: whats the most weapons you can dual wield?

(Friend) Iron Duck Chuft: '(Group) Dispel Majic: 'I do the ping pong ball trick with daves...''

(Friend) Egregious Errand: 'You can't use Cosmi and
understandable in the same sentence, Mirrim.'

(Friend) Cyris: 'If i tell you my wee wee is hurt, will you kiss it and make it strong again?'

(Friend) Etzli: 'Lasher used to exist. His brain has been put into a cyborg unit and sent back in time to maintain Aardwolf. Little does the world know that Aardwolf is going to be the only safe haven you have when the zombies attack.'
(Friend) Etzli: 'And that's why we need to keep voting for Aardwolf.'
(Friend) Etzli: 'So more and more people will join and be safe from zombies. They'll see you playing Aardwolf, and they'll think 'Oh, she's playing a mindless game. She's already a zombie. Moving on.'

(Friend) Pringle: 'Guys have two brains and they usually think with the one shaped like a mario powerup'

-|Dominion|- Broken Glacier: Sepukkake
-|Dominion|- Broken Glacier: Ritualistic suicide by... *shudders*
)O(Druids)O( Koro KaSeenO: ...... drowning

Arystul is auctioning Eyeglasses of Stupidity (Level 80, Num 281). Current bid is 100.

Terrorfist (Revolutionary) tells the CLAN: 'look, all .. closed daoine eq on auction'

(Friend) Uber Galin: 'I'll seduce you, Greygoose.'
(Friend) Uber Galin: 'Just lemme adjust this damn colostomy bag...'

-|Dominion|- The Ultimate: im no man

(Friend) Ruiner: 'i never understood the phrasing put head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye'
(Friend) Ruiner: 'if i could put my head between my legs i wouldn't be wasting my time kissing my ass'

(Friend) Malcontent Vaun: 'I tried to campaign sit one time, but Hillary Clinton's security people made me get off of her'

(Friend) Surly Jilted: 'You could slam my dong in a car door, but if I was wearing a condom, I wouldn't feel a fucking thing'

(Evil Imm) Obyron says "IM BIG IMMIN WHILE YALL BIG LEVELLIN LIGHTEMUP HITEMUP LIGHTEMUP HITEMUP LIGHTEMUP HITTEMUP UHHHHHHHH"
(Evil Imm) Obyron says, "Anyway, back to my totally BIG PIMPIN IMM ROOM NINJA NINJA"

[18 Dec 15:35:00] (WanGrp?!) (57, Nefarious) Arxe: because we dont owe him anything D=
[18 Dec 15:35:19] (WanGrp?!) (122, Lord of Ruin) Piesang: arxe wasnt talking to you
[18 Dec 15:35:46] (WanGrp?!) (57, Nefarious) Arxe: real men force their ay into conversations =P
[18 Dec 15:36:11] (WanGrp?!) (1, Avatar of Darkness) Drtoki: conversational rape

VampQueen Callisto tells you '*has had images of Trent Reznor throwing his walker at the audience thirty years from now*'

(Friend) Grunter: 'I like ABBA...does that mean I'm gay?'

(Imm) Chnigujiguji: i tell you what will happen in 2050.
(Imm) Chnigujiguji: the football players heads are gonna be replaced with hollywood actors's heads digidally. more money
(Imm) Raded: Chnigujiguji
(Imm) Raded: how do you come up with these things
(Imm) Chnigujiguji: natural evolutionary deducting
(Imm) Mondaine: I am concerned nothing from you is natural.
(Imm) Raded: I want a 24 hour stream, a day in the life of Chnigujiguji
(Imm) Mirrim: I'm afraid of that.
(Imm) Chnigujiguji: we really dont need the dull illiterate fottballers. we need drama and high.. things. we join footballers lower bodies with hollywood actors's heads and get so much more value
(Imm) Mondaine: guji slow-tv
(Imm) Mirrim: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD0qyXMjb1s No it's definitely this
(Imm) Raded: in his undies, battling a bear that's trying to invade his home. "I NEED TO POST AN IDEA ON THE IDEAS BOARD" he yells, stabbing the bear deep in its heart.
(Imm) Raded crosses his arms and nods slowly and sagely to Mirrim.
(Imm) Mirrim: Write me more Chwujfdskajfkdsa fanfic, Raded.
(Imm) Mirrim: I'm sorry, I don't actually know what Chnigujiguji means and I feel like I should ask instead of just typing by slapping my keyboard when referring to you.
(Imm) Mondaine: maybe it's afrikaans for sex parts...
(Imm) Raded: Chnigujiguji sits down at his PC. The clock reads 2AM. "Aardwolf," he says out loud to himself, "is not ready for this idea." He takes a swig of vodka. "What if," he types, slowly. "What if the footballers had different heads on the television."
(Imm) Chnigujiguji: thats correct
(Imm) Raded: what time is it right now hwuaijijal
(Imm) Chnigujiguji: 01:66
(Imm) Mirrim laughs out loud.
(Imm) Raded: what kind of weird ass soviet clock
(Imm) Chnigujiguji: it wen one over. no big deal
(Imm) Raded: Chnigujiguji is five hours into a "Ten Hours Loop of Bearforce1" YouTube video. The sun won't rise again until spring. The fire is roaring, a little too warm. He removes his shirt. "What if," he pauses. Unsure if he can complete this idea. Sweat drips down his back. "What of Luis Suarez was hot."

(Friend) Mafia Bot Xantcha: 'NOTICE: Due to his offensive nature, Ivar is being replaced by a 6-year old girl in a pink sundress, wielding a yellow lollipop... thank you.'

Zafirah gossips 'my parrot likes to dangle from it'

[23 Jun 11:38:38] <-)light(-> Srykr: it's not that bad of an idea. as some people are using setwanted to get around ignore to still harass. that's moe the root than setwanted nerfing avenger's RA
[23 Jun 11:40:18] <-)light(-> Srykr: said person on ignore sets other person as soon as timer clears... for last wud 5 months?
You tell Srykr 'Are you really as dumb as your gclan comments say you are?'

[Tier]: IronKzinti Chuft: I can't wait for seuss and wayne to get married and get all this flirting in public over with

[30 Jun 19:53:04] o-}HooK{-o Robbo licks it in the butt.
o-}HooK{-o it in the butt shrieks as Robbo grabs it from behind and begins to hump!
o-}HooK{-o it in the butt runs away, Dashiell is close behind.
--Daoine-',{@ Really probes it in the butt. You feel disgusted, yet slightly aroused.
--Daoine-',{@ Egragolgiggitygad! It seems that Überbulge absolutely adores it in the butt!
--Daoine-',{@ Cuthbert is wringing Really's neck like a rag doll!
o-}HooK{-o Robbo switches to 'grind-mode' and powerhumps it in the butt mercilessly... Oh, the humanity!
--Daoine-',{@ Really: rofl that's funny
o-}HooK{-o Dashiell is busily searching it in the butt's cavities...and he's up almost to the elbow! Pray you're not next...
o-}HooK{-o *gasp* Robbo *lix* it in the butt! Yoo want a *lix* too :(
o-}HooK{-o Roell says, "'Ey, it in the butt, you are a really nice piece of work ... FOR ME TO POOP ON!!" You can't help but laugh.
--Daoine-',{@ Really thinks it in the butt.com will reap grillions of gold.
o-}HooK{-o Thank you it in the butt! Turn switch off in this state of Dashiell!
--Daoine-',{@ it in the butt BES BIG MUDDIN WHILE Really BES BIG PIMPIN N CLUBIN UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
o-}HooK{-o Dashiell ARRRRguably has the most ARRRRgrivating ARRRRatory that it in the butt has evARRRR heARRRRRd.
o-}HooK{-o Dashiell anchors himself between it in the butt's cheeks, mounting up his latest conquest.
.oOo.*Romani*.oOo. Arist: Dash, I hope you are wearing gloves while you are doing that.
--Daoine-',{@ Really lures it in the butt into her van offering it in a hushed voice a lollipop.
o-}HooK{-o Dashiell sniggers at it in the butt's actions. Maybe you should REPORT the idjit.
o-}HooK{-o Dashiell babbles to Bladabla for what seems an eternity, how can Bladabla stand it?
o-}HooK{-o Dashiell points excitedly at it in the butt's crotch!
--Daoine-',{@ Really points, directing it in the butt's attention down.
o-}HooK{-o it in the butt blushes as Robbo gives it hawt smoochins!
--Daoine-',{@ Really points, directing it in the butt's attention up.
o-}HooK{-o Dashiell watches Someone Really take it in the butt on their first date.
--Daoine-',{@ WTFBBQ!? Really just RODDED it in the butt in the OTTERVAG with her OTTERCOCK!
--Daoine-',{@ Really: Hey!! How did you know :3
o-}HooK{-o Holy Crap!! Dashiell just kicked it in the butt right in the box!
--Daoine-',{@ Hot! Really just called it in the butt an "Afterbirth of a lesbian finger fuck!!"

Dokkar gossips 'electrolytes are people!'

We all wuv Torasin tells you 'Sex stories and beer go together well.'

(Friend) Naelia: 'i used to hate playing sports when i was in elementary school.'
(Friend) Baktosh: 'Me too. I remember two things about playing sports. One was kicking a soccer ball across a little field to score'
(Friend) Baktosh: 'That was nice'
(Friend) Baktosh: 'The other thing was a soccerball getting kicked across two feet to score a hit on my face'
(Friend) Baktosh: 'That was less nice :'

(Friend) Dispel Majic: 'lasher told dashiell that he had an inote for an autonochan for spamming 'say i have come on my face''

(Friend) Stick it Inicus: 'Who the fuck would bedazzle a chainsaw'

Grumpy Lasher is using:
<Used as light>
<Worn on head>
<Worn on eyes>......................_____
<Worn on left ear>..................|_ _|
<Worn on right ear>...............n (O O) n
<Worn around neck1>..............H _|\_/|_ H
<Worn around neck2>...........nHnn/ \___/ \nnHn
<Worn on back>.............<V VV /.........\ VV V>
<Worn on torso>..............\__\/|........|\/__/
<Worn about body>
<Worn about waist>
<Worn on arms> ========================================
<Worn on left wrist> G O A W A Y ! !
<Worn on right wrist> ========================================
<Worn on hands>
<Worn on right finger>
<Worn on legs>
<Wielded>

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Free rash diagnosis! Tyleron 8 19 Sep 11:15 1 201

(Friend) Ruckus: 'allright going across the street for coffee...keep Haart informed.'

You tell Haart 'ruckus is going across the street for coffee'
Haart tells you 'ok, using my double card'

(Friend) Dispel Majic: 'what's wrong with a glow in the dark bzzz?'
(Friend) Dispel Majic: 'fuck'
(Friend) Dispel Majic: 'fuck'
(Friend) Dispel Majic: 'mischan'