(Spouse) Domen: Yeah, I FUCK FUCK DAMN FUCKING HELL agree
(Spouse) BovineMan: ROFLROFLROFLFDJLKJALDFSKJFSDLAKFJALDJJFLAJFAJFJ
(Spouse) Domen: But now we need to find out how much you weigh
(Spouse) BovineMan: I WEIGHT ABOUT 215 SEXAY
(Spouse) Domen: Oh, okay
(Spouse) BovineMan: THIS WINTER SOLSTICE
(Spouse) BovineMan: DOMEN HUMPED A 215 LBS MAN
(Spouse) Domen: I want to make a movie trailer with Tourette's
(Spouse) Domen: THIS MOTHERFUCKING BITCH FAGGOT SUMMER
(Spouse) BovineMan: COCKS TITS FLIES THERE IS MOTHER FUCKING TIME YOU ASSHOLE
(Spouse) Domen: JON STEWART IS FUCK SHIT COCK ASSWHORE PILLAGING A PUPPY WITH A BEAVERCOCK Megaman
(Spouse) BovineMan: FLYING TEXT CUNT CUNT CUNT
(Spouse) Domen: THIS UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SUMMER JON STEWART IS NINJA NINJA NINJA
(Spouse) BovineMan: DIRECTED BY MY MOTHER FUCKING HOMEBOY MARTIN LUTHER KING UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NINJA IN HIS POSTMORTEM TITTYFUCKING COCKSUCKING PILLOWHUMPING CINEMATIC VISION
(Spouse) Domen: So I'm dreadfully afraid of ever passing about 200 pounds.
(Spouse) BovineMan: It was okay for me because I'm 6'4.
(Spouse) Domen: Unless it's pure mofo muscle, which it wouldn't be.
(Spouse) Domen: I'm 6'2.
(Spouse) BovineMan: My dad is 6'2.
(Spouse) BovineMan: .....
(Spouse) Domen: Your daddy loves you
(Friend) Kerith: 'I'll drop my pants and dick slap you into next week'
(Friend) Glacier: 'Is that because it would take till next week to find it Kerith?'
(Friend) Kerith: 'naw... just slaping you with a inch penis is going to take a while to knock you out'
(Friend) Glacier: 'Ahh'
(Friend) Glacier: 'So you'd be cock slapping me with Ultimates penis?'
Forestseer (Gholam) tells the CLAN: '(Darkfriend) Trollemite!?!?! pupping?!?!?!? but you're raidflagged!!!!'
(Gholam) CLAN: Forestseer grins mischievously.
Trollemite (Dreadlord) tells the CLAN: '<-{Mera`din}-> them rogues don't know which pool 9hells is'
--Daoine-',{@ Help! It's Newyn : this is a sacred occasion, let's all dance and laugh mercilessly at thantaris.
Balazomon questions 'How can I see what version I am using (Mushclient) ?'
Cain killd Abelinc answers 'help, about'
Orcale answers 'help about'
Cain killd Abelinc answers 'same as in every program on Windows'
Tyebald answers 'or, if you're in canada, 'help aboot''
(Friend) Felt: 'okay, so Dash and Chuft and mom went to church on sunday, the scripture was from 2 Timothy, 4:7, which is "I have finished the race, I have kept the faith"...Dash turns to Chuft and says "Yeah, that's what Hitler said"'
(Friend) Vaun: 'thats like last summer when we had a bar mitzvah at the water park and I asked at the morning meeting if it would be bad for me to invite the kids into the kitchen to check out the pizza oven'
Ceot yells 'spoons are just forks no one wants to finish.'
(Vlazin has had lots of trouble with the dreaded slist affected noprompt in note problem)
CLAN: The Fae giggle with glee as Vlazin enters the Underground Hall.
(Friend): Vlazin has entered Aardwolf.
(Friend) I CAN HAZ Cheezburger: 'Kelst: someone's spellup script, i think'
(Friend) The Ultimate: 'SLIST AFFECTED NOPROMPT'
(Friend) The Ultimate: 'yes'
(Friend) The Ultimate: 'SLIST AFFECTED NOPROMPT'
(Friend) The Ultimate: 'i would like to try wasabi'
(Friend): You snicker softly.
(Friend) The Ultimate: 'SLIST AFFECTED NOPROMPT'
/|\Druids/|\ HiSaZuL: im a cute little girl who wants to be friends wut me?!
Blacklight just sent you a tell.
You tell Blacklight 'yea, saw your afk message.. thanks anyway'
Blacklight tells you 'i looked at ur pics but none where ugly expt for the xmas underwear on the dude on lol'
You tell Blacklight 'mis'
You tell Blacklight 'o.O was that mis too'
Blacklight tells you 'lol mis to u too'
(Friend) Forestseer: 'anyone running moon-bot?'
(Friend): Kelst drops his pants and gives you the vertical smile!
(Friend) Forestseer: 'zOMG!'
(Friend) Forestseer: 'cancel the enchants!'
(Friend) Kelst: 'is that a moon bot?'
(Friend) Forestseer: 'the moons have gone bad!'
(Friend) Kelst: 'ROFL'
(Friend) Euforia: 'I don't touch strippers, but I do eat more pussy than cervical cancer.'
Jehanine (Sea Witch) tells the CLAN: 'DoublePredictor: At 9331 Ganks per hour, next hour of double expected [before Vyndalas superheroes].'
[03 Jun 18:49:39] GentooX answers 'how about a sex den?'
[03 Jun 18:49:49] GentooX answers 'OMG! so sorry'
[03 Jun 18:49:59] Decimator answers '0o'
[03 Jun 18:50:03] SealPoint answers 'no, please tell us more'
[03 Jun 18:50:04] Zara answers 'that really should be on question'
(Gossip) Lasher lives in fear of Calculus.
Aron gossips 'i live in fear of lasher'
Lasher gossips 'Yes, cower in fear peasant.'
(Friend): Looks like Xantcha is turning red and growing wings! Could he be turning into a parrot?
(Friend) Mirrim: 'THERE ARE FOUR PARROTS!'
(Friend) Obyron: 'They squawk in stereo!'
(Friend) Mirrim: 'That'd be more THX surround sound.'
(Friend) Mirrim: 'sqqqqqqqqquuuuuuuuuuuAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!'
(Friend) Obyron: 'Only if you add a fifth parrot that squaws bass.'
(Friend) Tymme: 'Almost as awesome as the cows moo'ing'
(Friend) Mirrim: 'I seriously want this parrot from the pet store that fell in love with me.'
(Friend) Mirrim: 'She was awesome. She hated me.'
(Friend) Xantcha: 'Obyron... you'd need 6 parrots for 5.1 squawk'
(Friend) Mirrim: 'Er.'
(Friend) Mirrim: 'Hated MEN.'
(Friend) Tymme: 'Sixth. Five-plus channel speakers and one sub.'
(Friend) Obyron: 'I was talking THX squawking. Is THX 5.1?'
(Friend): Tymme nods.
(Friend) Obyron: 'Then we'd need 6 parrots.'
(Friend) Binary Xantcha: 'THX isn't any, Oby... THX is a standard for speaker-sound interface'
(Friend) (Evil Imm) Obyron: 'Then it doesn't matter.'
(Friend) Father Tymme: 'Technically, true THX-certified is 7.1'
(Friend) Binary Xantcha: 'THX is merely a way to standardize how the sound is produced... so THX can be 4.1 through 7.1'
(Friend) (Evil Imm) Obyron: 'Fuck. My parrot orchestra is doomed. :/'
(Friend) (Evil Imm) Obyron: 'Crackers will take it the worst. He just finished learning the cello. :/'
(Friend) Tech Bloke Danj: 'you could always go for dolby prologic 2'
(Friend) Tech Bloke Danj: 'that could work with only 4 parrots'
(Friend) Binary Xantcha: 'You know the irony, Oby? I own 2 parrots... a Scarlet Macaw and a Blue-Front Amazon'
(Friend) (Evil Imm) Obyron: 'I'll just go back to teaching rabbits to play banjo.'
XXX tells the CLAN: 'Dude when I was married to XXX, my char was still male'
XXX tells the CLAN: 'He wanted to have cyber with me'
XXX tells the CLAN: 'He was like bending over in text'
XXX tells the CLAN: 'I was all...dude...I'm female and no.'
XXX tells the CLAN: 'I think that was about when the marriage ended.'
Buffme Tela tells you 'You tell the CLAN: 'Filt tells you 'Yeah, you go ahead and try. I nuke you! I nuke you gooood.'''
Buffme Tela tells you 'You tell the CLAN: 'You tell 'filt oooh baby. I moan softly as you nuke me and I put your nsock into my owhere.'''
Buffme Tela tells you 'quote plz ninja!'
{-=Masaki=-} Yakuza: damnit too late to pull out
<-)light(-> Welding: oh in taht case
o-}HooK{-o Mirrim: That's what she said
<-)light(-> Emilee: I've heard that before ;_;
~-/Pyre\-~ Whiskey: whats what he said?
<-)light(-> Lews: thas what she said!
(Friend) Dave: im not going anywhere near your nether regions till i get my boot back from that time i kicked you in the muff :b
[09 Feb 17:20:15] (Imm) Xyzzy is 'superhero loud' from here.
[09 Feb 17:20:26] (Imm) Xyzzy: Ooo.. it worked.
Cio barters: If you're dumb enough, you can win every arguement.
(Friend) Oladon: 'Do Swedish zombies say BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINZ ?'
(Friend) Zhalt: 'HJ�������������������������������RNA'
o-}HooK{-o Titmouse Tussin: Ruiner is a dirty liberal and voted for Kerry in the last election and will vote for Hillary Clinton in the next one, send him mean tells
o-}HooK{-o Ruiner: Tussin is a 19 yo blond coed with perfect 38c breasts that really wants to chat with you about your dirtiest fantasies
(Friend) sic Jilted: 'Shakia tells you 'GUESS WHAT IM LISTENING TO' You tell Shakia 'dashboard confessional' Shakia tells you 'you are a stupid asshole''
Glacier (Grandmaster) tells the CLAN: 'typoing run 10w10n as run 1010n in vidblain sucks'
Newname (Burning Ember) tells the CLAN: 'that is when you reconnect...'
Candor (Anneal Zealot) tells the CLAN: 'Ladies and gentlemen, our new grandmaster...'
Glacier (Grandmaster) tells the CLAN: 'My W key is broken and doesn't always work'
You quote 'You eat the brains of Domen. You are full.'
Baktosh quotes 'heh'
Baktosh quotes 'don't let it go to your head, i wouldn't want to have to
adjust to it ;)'
(PMS Aura) Karistanya says 'thant is a fae god that did a faboooo strip show'
(Friend) Shortboat Vega: 'o snap now i know how ray charles feels''
(Friend) Shortboat Vega: 'You cannot cure your blindness.'
(Friend) Lovefoxxx Kis: 'there is something about my face that goes PLEASE OFFER ME DRUGS'
(Friend) Jewel's Euforia: 'I smacked my weiner on my dryer today. It made a funny sound, so then i sat there for about 10 minutes banging my wang on the metal to hear the noise.'
(Friend) Yak Lord Philondra: 'all I'm going to say is that DoH advisors who aren't helpers are basically like Hanna-Barbera cartoons - cheap imitations of the real thing'
*zip* Vaun tells you 'Inquisitor Arist answers 'nothing says "I want to kill other players" than strapping on an aztec mask and going to war with everything''
--Daoine-',{@ Jilted: what?
-|Dominion|- Ultimate: huh?
--Daoine-',{@ Jilted: what?
>>>-IMPERIUM-> Starky: what?
>>>-IMPERIUM-> Starky snickers softly.
--Daoine-',{@ Inicus: what?
--Daoine-',{@ Jilted: what?
+ Perdition + Bolt: what?
o-}HooK{-o Argyle: you guys are cool
+ Perdition + Bolt: thanks
--Daoine-',{@ Jilted: what?
--Daoine-',{@ Inicus: what?
--Daoine-',{@ Andor: what?
[>>>-IMPERIUM-> Starky: who?
{-=Masaki=-} Gregor: when?
--Daoine-',{@ SealPoint: What?
--Daoine-',{@ Jilted: what?
--Daoine-',{@ Andor: what?
[>>>-IMPERIUM-> Ashkelon: what?
o-}HooK{-o Argyle: faggots say what
--Daoine-',{@ Andor: what?
+ Perdition + Bolt: why?
{-=Masaki=-} Gregor: how big?
--Daoine-',{@ Jilted: what?
--Daoine-',{@ Inicus: What?
>>>-IMPERIUM-> Ashkelon: what?
>>>-IMPERIUM-> Starky: lol
--Daoine-',{@ Andor: what?
--Daoine-',{@ SealPoint: What?
[{-=Masaki=-} Gregor: what?
>>>-IMPERIUM-> Starky: notice the amount of fae who said what?
--Daoine-',{@ Inicus: Yay faggots!
o-}HooK{-o Argyle: lol
--Daoine-',{@ Jilted: what?
(Friend) This Jilted: 'INFO: Jilted is seen, beef curtains speed by. blood drips to the ground, a boner is sheathed.'
Tiana (Lady of Grace) tells the CLAN: 'not really but ill lick stuff if you need'
{chaos} Kirgas: you had to look in the dicktoinary to find how to spell those words ?
(Friend) Malcontent Vaun: 'I remember the time I tried botting....I entered like 3 lines of my script and then the Dept of Homeland Security showed up at my house asking for some guy named Abdul and asked me if I had ever been to Iran'
There is a loud scream and a flare of light shoots towards the sky.
Below the flare, you hear AngelofDeath scream 'HEAR ME FOR I HAVE CONQUERED!'
As the light fades you realize a new superhero has been born.
For the next 10 minutes experience is doubled in honor of the new superhero.
>>>-IMPERIUM-> Vaun: good lord, don't level off that double, you'll type wrong for a week
(Friend) Dreamfyre: 'did we go through a reset just now?'
(Friend) Escobar: 'No'
(Friend) Dreamfyre: 'for some reason my ftalk -h is showing nothing'
(Friend) Escobar: 'Did you type ft and not gt?'
(Friend) Rennek: 'have you tried getting friends?'
(Friend) Malcontent Vaun: 'Palin: Daughter of Balin, Lord of Moria'
(Friend) Siris: 'unlike most balding people, who's hair goes from head to back, xyzzy's goes from back to armpit'
Opochtli gossips 'btw .... healer n really is aweful .... and if someones asks wheres a better 1, its not bad advice to direct em to a clan healer, its common sense.'
Purr gossips 'Why do you hate Aardwolf, Opochtli? Quit promoting anti-Aardwolf ideals.'
(Gossip) Purr blinks innocently.
(Gossip) Rok goes, "Heh."
Opochtli gossips 'lol'
Fiendish gossips 'Purr is like the anti voice of the people.'
Sonshi gossips 'I confess! I confess!'
Opochtli gossips 'weird, i cant see where I said I hate aard, purr is makign bad assumptions as usual'
(Gossip) Purr laughs out loud.
Opochtli gossips 'define anti-Aardwolf ideals Purr ?'
Purr gossips 'How about I define joke for you instead? Maybe sarcasm?'
Opochtli gossips 'do it, I'm waiting :-)'
Xyliz gossips 'Evoker is current popular subclass choice for shabbily dressed mages'
(Friend) Absolut Citron: 'You've obviously never had first hand experience with a nun's cunt, Than....'
Zax questions 'any females here? need help here'
(Gossip) GhostSoul looks for someone to GhostSoul-ed.
MrBerto gossips 'whats that?'
Jexebelle gossips 'Your mixed tenses are painful'
Resiliang gossips 'Your mxit tenses are painful.'
(Friend) Shim: 'I know bad english. So, faire mais la bouche... douche'
o-}HooK{-o Spanky Jardin : ya know what i notice when i channel surf at these hours? our society has products to remove hair where it grows on the body, and grow hair where it doesn't grow anymore
(Friend) Six Six Six: 'I trolled chatroulette once, and then realized 3/4ths the internet has bigger dicks than me, and got sad.'