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#16137 + (16 ) X
(Friend) A FOOMING Mirrim: 'I'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO SAY THAT MY UNSTOPPABLE PILLAR OF A THOUSAND ORGASMS IS COMPLETELY EQUAL-OPPORTUNITY. TO THE GREEKS, I AM THE MIGHTY HERCULES THAT SPLITS APART THEIR ROCK OF GIBRALTAR. TO THE HINDUS I AM ZISHNA, THE TEN-HEADED GOD OF DEFLOWERING - AND ONLY FIVE OF THOSE HEADS ARE ATTACHED TO NECKS. INDEED, THE RECTUMS OF THOSE OF EAST ASIAN DESCENT HOLDS A SPECIAL PLACE UNDER MY RIGHT TESTICLE. THEIR TINY FRAMES CLENCH TIGHTLY WHEN I CRUSH THEIR ORGANS UNDER THE UNSTOPPABLE DRAMA OF MY ANAL ASSAULT. AS RIGOR MORTIS SETS IN, THE TIGHTNESS OF THEIR RAVAGED COLON UPON MY MIGHTY KATANA IS UNMATCHED BY ANY OTHER RACE. NO LESS THAN FIFTY-SEVEN SAMURAI HAVE COMMITTED HARA-KIRI UPON TAKING A SINGLE LOOK AT MY MIGHTY BLADE FROM THE DISHONOR OF WIELDING SUCH TINY EASTERN BLADES AGAINST MY MARVEL OF MANHOOD.'
#17539 + (22 ) X
Inicus (Truthair) tells the CLAN: 'I swat kicked in a door once'
Inicus (Truthair) tells the CLAN: 'Flew off the hinges'
Inicus (Truthair) tells the CLAN: 'It was my bedroom door in my apartment though =('
Inicus (Truthair) tells the CLAN: 'I woke up in the morning cuddling the door on my bed'
#18143 + (15 ) X
(Imm) ElementPyros: does anyone even speak on this channel
(Imm) LotteryBot Arminius: shh!
(Imm) Little Alhena: no, just stupid whining and bitching usually
(Imm) . o O ( ) Habasi frowns at what you did.
(Imm) Becoming Wayne: Newbs and donks do. And criminals. And cheaters. And bots. And imms.
(Imm) Little Alhena: and Wayne, who qualifies for almost all, except the 'imm' part
(Imm) Becoming Wayne: thanks Horsie :)
(Imm) Fatal FrostBite snickers softly.
(Imm) Fatal FrostBite: The name Horsie is available for use.
#19493 + (22 ) X
MudMom Claire says 'and if he gives good head he will be damned near perfect'
#18808 + (32 ) X
(Friend) Escobar: 'It's Tuesday, Tuesday. Gotta get down on Tuesday'
(Friend) Escobar: 'Everybody's just got done with their weekend, weekend...'
(Friend) Escobar: 'Tuesday, Tuesday. Gotta get down on Tuesdayyyyy :o'
(Friend) Escobar: 'Commutin', Commutin' (YEAH!) Workin' an' workin' an' (YEAH!)'
(Friend) Escobar: 'FILE FILE FILE FILE, lookin' forward to the drive home'
(Friend) Escobar: 'Yesterday was Monday, Monday. To-day is-is Tuesday, Tuesday'
(Friend) Escobar: 'We we we so exhausted, we so exhausted, we can't wait to get home'
(Friend) Escobar: 'Tomorrow is Wens-day, then Thursday comes afterrrrwarrrrrrds'
(Friend) Escobar: 'I just want this work week to ennnnnnnnnd :o'
(Friend) Escobar: 'E. Bar. It's ESCOBAR :o'
(Friend) Escobar: 'Man, I'm lame.'
#17325 + (16 ) X
(Friend): Brave Haart laughs as Dispel Majic's cooking ignites, burns into a lump, and then falls down Iron Duck Chuft's throat.
#15233 + (19 ) X
ATTENTION: Mirrim will score on Friday. -- Tir
Chew Toy Tori goes, "Whee!"
Obyron has restored you.
(Friend) Liset: 'Bag it. Tag it. Sell it to the butcher in the store, Ooooh!'
(Friend) Xandros: 'you never told me you were coming friday'
(Friend) Tir: 'I've never done a grestore before. I figured I should wait for something of monumental importance.'
(Friend) Obyron: 'I just love how that message makes it look like Tir is the one doing the sexing.'
(Friend) Xantcha: 'Mirrim, I'm upset you didn't invite me'
Jorge tells you 'i don't think so'
Otep tells you 'Tear it up!'
Priss Asagiri tells you 'pre-grats *ducks*'
Obyron tells you 'TAP IT LIKE A KEG'
Shadowy Tir tells you 'TEE HEE TEH CAWK'
800 baby Dashiell tells you 'Grats! May I watch?'
Chew Toy Tori tells you 'You guys are still bowling, right?'
Absolut Citron tells you 'It doesn't count as a "score" if a) it has 4 legs and bleats, b) is inflatable, or c) is technically dead.'
800 baby Dashiell tells you 'The sex will be so good that the neighbors will have a cigarette!'
Broken Glacier tells you 'Ok I have to know... is it true or just everybody blowing it out of proportion?'
#17455 + (43 ) X
(Friend) Thagor: 'Fill your desc with quotations of me talking about how I fantasise about being a giant penis.'
#18223 + (16 ) X
Kraken barters: bid 726, get it in the butt.
NumberTen barters: you should have just dropped it and have someone take it
You barter: i wish i could afford it in the butt
Auction: it in the butt SOLD to NumberTen for 500 gold.
NumberTen barters: yeah I got it in the butt
NumberTen barters: cheap too
Lamoxes barters: just bend over *grin
Yaomiqui barters: i can help you with that amel
You barter: sweet, can you fido it in the butt?
Yaomiqui barters: sorry no
Riot barters: can you sacrifice it in the but
You barter: no, but you can eat it in the butt
NumberTen barters: I'll give it to you if you want
NumberTen barters: you can have it in the butt
INFO: Katta has achieved level 70 of military training.
Riot barters: i dont want it in the but you keep it in the butt
CLAN ANNOUNCEMENT: Starky has donated 18,944 gold to the clan.
You barter: some people like it in the butt, with ketchup
Riot barters: not my fault you got it into the butt so dont pawn it off to me
NumberTen barters: well I don't want to drop it by accident so I'm gonna keep it in the butt =p
#15887 + (18 ) X
xxxx tells you 'I have a slot on my 'list of worthless people I don't like, but who are better than 99% of this mud, which isn't saying very much' channel, if you're interested in it.'
#19254 + (52 ) X
<-)light(-> Kane: lol xunti scum
^X.u{N}t.I^ Atle: not like I was triple teamed, oh wait
<-)light(-> Kane: atle has 13 levels on my why u gotta inc em
<-)light(-> Kane: im 1v1in u bud lol
^X.u{N}t.I^ Tzitzimime: ive never seen a 1v1 where 2 people were fighting 1 person
^X.u{N}t.I^ Tzitzimime: check your math :P
^X.u{N}t.I^ Ezhuahuacatl: I'm assuming <-)Zerg(-> was taken?
<-)light(-> Kane: check this pastebin bud

DUEL: Kane ( T7,R2,L85 / 687 ) has challenged Atle ( T7,R5,L98 / 750 ).

<-)light(-> Kane: lets go
<-)light(-> Kane: no ok

DUEL: Atle ( T7,R5,L98 / 750 ) has challenged Kane ( T7,R2,L85 / 687 ).
DUEL: Kane ( T7,R2,L85 / 687 ) has accepted the duel from Atle ( T7,R5,L98 / 750 ).
DUEL: Atle ( T7,R5,L98 / 750 ) has defeated Kane ( T7,R2,L85 / 687 ).

^X.u{N}t.I^ Atle: yep one on one is no prob
<-)light(-> Kane: here well do this instead
<-)light(-> Kane: tricky boy
<-)light(-> Kane: well war
<-)light(-> Kane: so u cant have ur buffs :)
^X.u{N}t.I^ Atle: so you can triple team again?
<-)light(-> Kane: lol
#18570 + (16 ) X
Accora (First Mate) tells the CLAN: 'Fuck, I cna't sepll with cock'
#16847 + (24 ) X
[12444] Joelz: Backstab
Board: Ideas
Date: Fri Aug 10 23:50:08 2007
To: all
===============================================================================
You should be able to backstab without a weapon.

Your donkey punch <-*-> RAVAGES <-*-> soinso.

Donkey punches are an essential addition.
#17168 + (16 ) X
(Group) Katius: 'Did you see that!'

(Group) Katius: 'I knew the void was real!'
#16906 + (13 ) X
Majic (Imperial Lady) tells the CLAN: 'wednesday night (before thursday's exam) i dreamed that i went to take my exam and all the questions were on star trek books'
Majic (Imperial Lady) tells the CLAN: 'like, compare and contrast blah blah blah'
#15602 + (21 ) X
(Imm) Anipopo: killer jellyfish, koalas, spiders, snakes, forestseer, octopi and all sorts of scary things
#17114 + (39 ) X
o-}HooK{-o Ruiner: If the toddler's anus doesn't fit you must acquit
#16961 + (45 ) X
(Friend) We all wuv Torasin: 'You two should just divorce, marry each other, and sell videos for $19.95 a pop.'
#15963 + (9 ) X
(Group) A FOOMING Mirrim: 'Haha I trained keeten to sit on my head.'
(Group) A FOOMING Mirrim: 'That bitch FARTED ON MY HEAD!'
(Group) A FOOMING Mirrim: 'GOD DAMNIT'
#15565 + (15 ) X
[76898] Mirrim: Synchronized Idling!
Board: Personal
Date: Sun Aug 13 15:14:09 2006
To: daoine
==========================================================================
800 baby Elshar disappears into the void.
BaenSidhe disappears into the void.
--> TICK <--
800 baby Elshar has returned from the realm of emptiness.
BaenSidhe has returned from the realm of emptiness.

They got a 9.6, but only because the Germans scored them low.
#19642 + (23 ) X
(Gemote) : Nerces You feel your sex skill decrease.
#20118 + (20 ) X
(Friend) Razor: 'I'm going to log the 'slap command for 30 seconds, what this.'

< Global Spellup Courtesy of Slap someone you know is a bot just once >
Lasher blesses you with Valgard's might.
Lasher blesses you with the creator's wisdom.
Lasher empowers you with sleight of hand.
< Global Spellup Courtesy of Slap someone you know is a bot just once >

(Friend) Razor: 'Wow Myth you sure do look a bit red today.'
(Friend) Razor: '(just jumping on the meme if there was proof then ... so if you quote that quote this too :P )'
#15221 + (18 ) X
Quasi-Newb Vaun tells you 'woohoo, thanks for adding those!! I'll erase what I wrote abolut you on the wall in the midgarrd restroom'
#17883 + (18 ) X
(Friend): Muesli has entered Aardwolf.
(Friend): You tickle Muesli.
(Friend) Muesli: 'howdy'
(Friend) Muesli: 'just informing everyone im gonna go get laid now, bye!!'
(Friend) Muesli: 'xx love Muesli'
(Friend): Muesli has quit.
(Friend) Inicus: 'rofl'
#17525 + (18 ) X
(Friend) The Ultimate: '(Group) Ultimate masturbated 279 times since 02/05/08.'
#19583 + (75 ) X
(Friend): (Evil Imm) Obyron oinks onomatopoeically.
#16573 + (11 ) X
Farkyss Tech: having a dodgy server makes it incredibly difficult to debug
Balaam Tech: nerf it's dodges then?
Farkyss Tech: eh?
Tech: Abelinc snickers with Balaam about their shared secret.
Xyzzy Tech: when you remove the dodgy, the server whines.
Tech: Oladon claps at Balaam's performance.
Tech: Farkyss groans at the sight of Balaam.
#19247 + (44 ) X
|655161|04 Jan 15:29| Visible | Fearlis Application | 7|N
|655630|05 Jan 17:46| Rankin | my vote for fearlis | 5|y
|655994|06 Jan 15:23| Original | fearlis | 1|y
|656034|06 Jan 17:06| Flogbog | fearlis | 1|y
|656094|06 Jan 20:35| Android | Fearlis | 10|n
|656437|07 Jan 15:49| Protoss | Fearlis = YES | 1|y
|656519|07 Jan 19:53| Spliff | Fearlis Interview | 15|n
|656784|08 Jan 11:18| Maul | Fearlis - Yes. | 10|y
|657001|08 Jan 22:07| Alucard | Fearlis | 1|y
|657122|09 Jan 04:12| Gastro | No on Fearlis | 14|n
|657138|09 Jan 05:36| Dalcoun | Fearlis Interview | 7|y
|657277|09 Jan 14:57| Guala | Vote Fearlis YES | 1|y
|657291|09 Jan 15:28| Logansen | Fearlis nuetral/tentitive yes...if | 23|/
|657294|09 Jan 16:22| Rauche | fearlis vote yes | 1|y
|657715|10 Jan 16:51| Aldor | Fearliss vote | 2|y
|657957|11 Jan 04:35| Celestria | Fearlis Vote | 4|y
|658046|11 Jan 12:03| Thunderax | Fearlis - No | 5|n
|658080|11 Jan 13:11| Numenor | Fearlis Yes | 1|y
|658318|12 Jan 05:04| Sammael | Fearlis: Yes | 7|y
|658363|12 Jan 09:24| Ryback | fearlis | 2|n
|659061|13 Jan 19:07| Rhavage | Fearlis -- Yes | 7|y
|659068|13 Jan 19:27| Isabelle | fearlis | 4|y
#17085 + (16 ) X

DUEL: Felt ( T0,R3,L78 / 469 ) has defeated Knop ( T0,R1,L74 / 431 ).
--> TICK <-- (Hp: 95%, Mn: 85%, Mv: 100%, Qt: 0)

07 Oct 07:56 - Knop tells you 'that was not fair'
07 Oct 07:56 - You tell Knop 'Perfectly fair.'
07 Oct 07:56 - You tell Knop 'You lost.'
Knop tells you 'fuck you moron. didnt see ur multi class & higher lvl & more trains & more qp .. idiot'
You tell Knop 'haha.'
You tell Knop 'I guess you suck cocks for a living then.'
Knop tells you ':) :) :)'
Knop tells you 'only u '
You tell Knop 'Nice comeback.'
Knop tells you 'wasted 2100 hours dumb ass - better find a girl in real life idiot'
#19693 + (16 ) X
[ 126] Droog: Giants Marrying Sprites
Board: Clan
Date: Sat Apr 3 01:38:12 1999
To: all
===========================================================================
You want to know the worst thing about having intercourse
with a sprite? You got to wrap duct tape around them REAL
tight or they explode.

Droog
#19714 + (18 ) X
Pudge (Transcendent) tells the CLAN: '*hate Domen*'
Pudge (Transcendent) tells the CLAN: 'see? a love-hate relationship *can* work!'
Pudge (Transcendent) tells the CLAN: 'now i will take it 1 step further.
*abhor Domen*'
#19871 + (45 ) X
Khaleesi says 'fuck him like yall do me'
#16710 + (26 ) X
(Friend) . Jilted: 'I can't believe I'm about to say this...'

(Friend) . Jilted: 'I miss Toast'
#19603 + (17 ) X
(Truthair) CLAN: Rok mutters something quietly to himself.
Rok (Truthair) tells the CLAN: 'I don't know if a mob is kicking my ass or I'm being pked.'
#19064 + (34 ) X
(Friend) S.S. Torazin: 'So I filled out my ESTA form yesterday (and am now authorised to travel to the US). One of the questions was "Have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage or sabotage, or in terrorist activites, or genocide, or between 1933 and 1945 were you involved, in any way, in persecutions associated with Nazi Germany or its allies?"'
#18777 + (112 ) X
Sergei (Truthair) tells the CLAN: 'Understand, that when you're groping me, I'm totally in Ectoplasmic Form.'
(Truthair) CLAN: Shameful Dugrant wipes his hand on his shirt. Eww, it's green.
#19245 + (47 ) X
ClockTick Anaristos answers 'all women's clocks are ticking down, some females choose to ignore said clock and it does not make them misfits. It is one of the reasons why the Earth is not overrun by humans the way sewers are overrun by rats. Not all females give birth.'

ClockTick Anaristos answers 'oops, mis :('
#15543 + (19 ) X
(Imm) Valkur: ok i gotta run to class, imagine someone will post a note about be abusing my powers, feel free to laugh at them :)
#19650 + (44 ) X
(Friend) Surly Jilted: 'The 27th rule of Fight Club: dues paid more than 21 days late are subject to a 10% processing fee.'
#18456 + (21 ) X
(Friend) SealPoint: 'Baktosh.. I wasn't paying attention and I thought you were taking to Skyluke nad I was like.. WOW Sky is back?!?'
(Friend) SealPoint: 'then I was like.. no it's bakkie.. it IS the sky'
#17236 + (16 ) X
Ruckus barters: skinner is not known for knowing things
#16930 + (51 ) X
Klaatu (Teglach) tells the CLAN: 'I'd just like to point out that Thantaris sucks. In case anyone didn't realize :P'
#19359 + (22 ) X
(Friend) Jehanine: 'You are safe, Mirrim. I am but one person. Without Majic, Chuft, Ashkelon, Dolt, etc... there is nothing. We are the ...the...the BUTT MARAUDERS. :('
#19634 + (20 ) X
PsiKronic holds up The Fatal Beating Stick, and begins some runic chanting
in a tongue in which you cannot understand.
Valkur asks 'you threating me, psikronic?'
PsiKronic says 'I'm not that stupid'
PsiKronic leers 'well actually... I am, but not now ;)'
Valkur asks 'your waving that beating stick at me?'
PsiKronic senses he will be strangled soon
Valkur smirks.
Valkur says 'ehouuhhhhu, hiis hiis'
Valkur is knocked painfully to the floor by a glance from PsiKronic!
PsiKronic exclaims 'IMMs are still vulnerable to mortal socials!'
On a scale from 1 to 10, Arkanes thinks Valkur is a complete ZERO!!!
Valkur moves like lightning and pulls psikronics heart from his chest.
PsiKronic exclaims 'I was going to eat that for dinner!'
Valkur has created the heart of %s!
You get the heart of psikronic.
PsiKronic exclaims 'You can create food, PsiKronic's heart! yes!'
PsiKronic wants to have food, PsiKronic's Heart...
PsiKronic is hungry
Arkanes says 'I am immune to your sarcasm.'
PsiKronic exclaims 'I am vulnerable! Punish me! Spank me! yes! Spank
meeeeee!!!!'
Arkanes in unaffected by Valkur's biting wit!
Valkur forces you to 'drop heart'.
Valkur gets the heart of psikronic.
#18179 + (21 ) X
[ ** (Pray) ** ] Lightspark: i apologise for misusing the pray channel like this but this is the only way to communicate with all the imms, well its the only way that i know of...what i just want to say is i like all the immortals, especially how they impose their will on other people and force them to think like they do, man you guys rock!
#19353 + (19 ) X
(Friend) A widdle Kwon: 'damn, I just woke up and you guys are still talking about buttsex :P'
#17620 + (24 ) X
Enthyme tells you 'it's hard to slide the battery in in the dark'
#16937 + (17 ) X
(Friend) Mael: 'its not sexy unless you're peeing on my skin'
#19467 + (19 ) X
(Friend) Halo: 'I love drinking and mudding, I told Sagen he sucked donkey baals and dont even remember it, he sent me the tell the next day though :P'
#16954 + (17 ) X
(Friend) MexicanCop Vega: 'I went to the airport but when I gave the luggage handler my Gepackaufbewahrungsschein they had to check my luggage and I got in trouble since I was trying to carry a pound of ground beef in my bag which is against the Rindfleischetikettierungsuberwachungsaufgabenubertragungsgesetz I was told but, my rechtsschultzversicherungsgellschaften covered all my fines.'

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