(Friend) Iron Duck Chuft: 'nasty dohbie'
(Friend) Iron Duck Chuft: 'got blood on my clean breastplate'
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From : Lasher: Romani Clan.
Forum : Mudinfo - #1535
To : all
Date : Thu Jun 12 18:04:22 2014
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|
| Romani Clan has held a vote and chosen to disband per the conditions
| in 'help clandisband'. Short version of that helpfile is that clan
| disband is basically all members outcast and each active person gets
| a cut of the clan account based on ratio of amount donated. Equipment
| is no longer usable, as you would expect with an outcast.
|
| The clan entrance has been unlinked and I will add code later on to
| fully remove Romani from the clan list.
|
| Not sure what will happen with the area itself but the ex members or
| anyone else who has a genuine interest in preserving some of the
| history of the clan is welcome to approach us to discuss turning it
| into a "real" area based on the Romani theme.
|
| We are also working on the rules for clans that want to merge. More
| to come on that.
|
| Thanks,
| Lasher.
|
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(Friend) MusHy buG Majic: i will never fry bacon nude again
Jardin (Smuggler) tells the CLAN: 'hmm, my wife went out shopping for socks and now she's staying in the bedroom since she got home. the only logical conclusion is that she's making a sock golem to attack me whilst i mud'
(Friend) Shortboat Vega: 'When Majic makes a burning sacrifice does Paladine tell her that she burned it and he's not going to accept it?'
(Friend) Dispel Majic: 'fuck you :P'
(Imm) Razor: I'm a very considerate husband, I always talk to my wife after sex.
(Imm) Razor: Unless I forgot to take my cellphone.
Starling gossips 'The seven deadly sins are: Spamming, kill-stealing, multiplaying, botting, personal attacks, and bug abuse.'
(Friend) Dennitsa Karistanya: 'ro you never cry my name out like that anymore :('
(Friend) Dennitsa Karistanya: 'now its done just to appease me'
Cuthbert (Teglach) tells the CLAN: 'Johnny Depp makes me resent my heterosexuality'
(Teglach) CLAN: . Jilted swoons in absolute ecstasy.
Delerious (Teglach) tells the CLAN: 'Dude I'd totally bone Johnny Depp. Even though he's a dude. I mean, come on! He's JOHNNY DEPP'
(Friend) Baktosh: 'Evil Lasher appears less compressed.'
(Friend) Baktosh: 'I wonder if that's supposed to be innuendo.'
Nonsense (Teglach) tells the CLAN: 'My penis looks like a shiitake mushroom. 90% head, 10% shaft.'
17 Dec 22:14:01 - (Group) Emilee has renamed the group to: titan sluts.
17 Dec 22:15:10 - (Group) Torkin: 'do we have another friend'
17 Dec 22:15:17 - (Group) Emilee: 'sorry, was questing. on it'
17 Dec 22:15:17 - (Group) Sparhawk has joined the group.
17 Dec 22:15:19 - (Group) Sparhawk peers around himself intently.
17 Dec 22:15:19 - (Group) You beam with pride.
17 Dec 22:15:21 - (Group) Torkin: 'i said friend'
17 Dec 22:15:27 - (Group) Sparhawk looks at Torkin ponderingly.
17 Dec 22:15:27 - (Group) Emilee: 'i got you something better'
17 Dec 22:15:31 - (Group) Torkin: 'lover?'
17 Dec 22:15:31 - (Group) Emilee: 'a lover'
Kelst (Burning Ember) tells the CLAN: 'going ranger is going to make me cry next tier.'
Kelst (Burning Ember) tells the CLAN: 'fear my moonbeam.'
(Friend) Tir: 'Has Lasher made my ass banditry worthwhile yet?'
Curi (Gholam) tells the CLAN: '(Black Ajah) hi forest'
(Grey Man) CLAN: Syndom gallantly tips his hat to Forestseer.
Forestseer (Gholam) tells the CLAN: '(Darkfriend) you know you love me'
Curi (Gholam) tells the CLAN: '(Black Ajah) huh?:P'
Forestseer (Gholam) tells the CLAN: '(Darkfriend) we're no strangers to love'
Forestseer (Gholam) tells the CLAN: '(Darkfriend) you know the rules, and so do i'
Forestseer (Gholam) tells the CLAN: '(Darkfriend) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of'
Forestseer (Gholam) tells the CLAN: '(Darkfriend) You wouldn't get this from any other guy'
Forestseer (Gholam) tells the CLAN: '(Darkfriend) I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling'
Forestseer (Gholam) tells the CLAN: '(Darkfriend) Gotta make you understand'
Forestseer (Gholam) tells the CLAN: '(Darkfriend) Never gonna give you up'
Curi (Gholam) tells the CLAN: '(Black Ajah) is he drunk?'
Forestseer (Gholam) tells the CLAN: '(Darkfriend) Never gonna let you down'
Forestseer (Gholam) tells the CLAN: '(Darkfriend) Never gonna run around and desert you'
Yekio (Dreadlord) tells the CLAN: '(Moridin) don't rick roll the clan chan :P'
Forestseer (Gholam) tells the CLAN: '(Darkfriend) Never gonna make you cry'
(Gholam) CLAN: Forestseer enthusiastically high-fives Yekio!
Yekio (Dreadlord) tells the CLAN: '(Moridin) heh'
(Friend) Jehanine: 'hi creamy jubblies, I'm back'
(Group) Inicus: 'I want to find someone in my math class, who sucks at math but is awesome at piano'
(Group) Inicus: 'So I can trade math lessons for piano lessons'
(Group) Jukebox: 'I have a solution'
(Group) Jukebox: 'post an add on the math forum'
(Group) Jukebox: 'advert*'
(Group) Jukebox: 'the problem is you want to trade skills :P'
(Group) Liathum: 'Put an ad on Craig's list, Ini. "Young, SWM, 23, ISO, Master Pianist. You must have long, slender fingers with which to stroke the ivory keys and strum a gentle chord in my heart. Will provide a service in which I teach you the beauty of logarithms and matrices, and together, we'll solve the equation of love."'
(Group) Liathum: 'I think I just threw up in my mouth after writing that.'
(Group) Jukebox: 'OMG'
(Group) Jukebox enthusiastically high-fives Liathum!
(Group) Inicus: 'Long slender fingers to stroke the ivory keys.'
(Group) Inicus: 'Oh god'
INFO: All please welcome Yllandria, Aardwolf's newest Troll Berserker!
[Newbie] Yllandria: Huh?
[Newbie] Yllandria: Why does it say newbie? I'm an expert at chatrooms
[Newbie] Yllandria: 18/f/id 666 if you want to cyber
[Newbie] (Helper) Lasher Lasher: if that were true, you wouldn't need to ask.
(Friend) Absolut Citron: 'Does it really fuck though? Cause, if it does, I want it. I'm still bitter that tpspend sex doesn't do what I thought it did.'
(Friend) Spiritless Circles: 'I only ever had one conversation with toast. He slapped me a few times and said "beef my rod." I replied "pork my staff." How much more intellectual can you get?'
.:|Wolf|:. Addictive Euphonix : If there were ever two totally different Aussies I want to meet them. Orcy and Thanty are just pretty polar.
(Friend) Surly Jilted: 'INFO: Jilted is surrounded by the souls of 104 legendary samurai and ninjas who bestow their disdain and petulence.'
Klaatu (Teglach) tells the CLAN: 'Now when Sunny logs on as her alt Cinderz, she'll easily find that message'
CLANINFO: Lasher is no longer a member of The Wolf Administration.
CLANINFO: Lasher starts upon the path of mental advancement and enlightenment!
CLANINFO: Lasher is no longer a member of The Fellowship of the Twin Lobes.
CLANINFO: Lasher has been appointed a leader of clan The Wolf Administration
31 Oct 99 22:18 - Valderan tells you 'can i get a pretit as horneyman?:)'
(Friend) Hidden Lasher: 'if there really IS a god I wonder how close it is to just playing one on the internet.'
(Friend) Starling: 'I ate some bean soup one night out here on the rig, decided to run a 'test' and set off my chromatograph's H2S alarm'
[04 Jan 18:21:46] (Imm) Nasus: Someone hacked Tonelocs character
[04 Jan 18:21:58] (Imm) Tyebald: looks like it
[04 Jan 18:22:12] (Imm) Nasus: Any Imms online?
[04 Jan 18:22:15] (Imm) Turie: Toneloc is being nice?
[04 Jan 18:22:26] (Imm) Nasus: There is a character hacking currently going on
[04 Jan 18:23:58] (Imm) Toneloc: i turned opk off because i dont level, i get distracted
[04 Jan 18:24:22] (Imm) Nasus: Who is in Tonelocs range that he is afraid of
[04 Jan 18:24:32] (Imm) Toneloc pets Nasus.
[04 Jan 18:24:58] (Imm) Dash points excitedly at Daithi!
[04 Jan 18:25:17] (Imm) Derevo: oh, reporters can kill irl too
[04 Jan 18:25:43] (Imm) Toneloc: yes daithi scares the shit out of me
[04 Jan 18:25:50] (Imm) Toneloc: channel back off
(Friend) Bad Angel Sauth: Mirrim is like a can of soda: she is sweet, and I want to rip her top off and put my mouth on the newly uncovered part.
SatanicSoul gossips 'What is a mxit?'
Glacier gossips 'satanic: read help mxit'
SatanicSoul gossips 'Bigmap does work on mxit!! Did it yesterday.'
SatanicSoul gossips 'O no '
SatanicSoul gossips 'Was facebook'
SatanicSoul gossips 'My bad.'
Looks like Advenchurer just outed his new alt.
(You = Escobar)
You tell Stick it Inicus 'Yeah, it should be great weather for the beach. Oh, also, what kinda ride you bringing?'
Stick it Inicus tells you 'Dunno yet. Just a sedan kinda car probably'
Stick it Inicus tells you 'Fuckin moped man. Straight mobbin through on 3 mopeds'
You tell Stick it Inicus 'ROFL!'
You tell Stick it Inicus 'Mobbin. Oh god, dude, I'm going to enjoy hanging with you.'
Stick it Inicus tells you 'lol'
You tell Stick it Inicus 'Also, we have wireless net, so if you guys have laptops you wanna bring...'
Stick it Inicus tells you 'Yeah, probably will bring one'
Stick it Inicus tells you 'SO WE CAN DRUNKENLY MUD TOGETHER'
You tell Stick it Inicus 'LOL'
You tell Stick it Inicus '"What're you two doing?" - "I'm playing this game where I'm a Faerie, and he's a Pirate."
Aardgasmic Shriek quotes 'You don't frighten us, Aylorian pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Lasher Immortal, you and all your silly Aylorian K-nig-hts.'
(Imm) Bishoujo Raded: my spirit animal is the .1% of bacteria lysol cant kill
(Friend) Nostalgic Phantym: 'my mud client as in I use it myself, I'm not a freaken programmer, I'm 14yearsold, I need to go to school and play sports and drool over girls and stuff'
(Imm) Save a Rezit: What you don't realize martin, is that the trivia points that are given away from imms are actually from their original pre-imm characters. That is why Dirtworm doesn't run trivias. He's keeping them just in case.
(Imm) Kingdave: can lasher loose a duel?
(Imm) Oladon: He'd have to tie one first.
(Imm) Crownless Sammael: No-one can loose a duel.
(Imm) Crownless Sammael: Unless ^ happens.
(Imm) Kingdave: so no one is invisible
(Imm) Crownless Sammael: I think 50% of the mud is invis
(Imm) Kingdave: how do i whois an imm?
(Imm) Oladon: The same way you whois anyone else.
(Imm) Crownless Sammael: You use whois
(Imm) Little Alhena: i suggest 'help whois', 'help help', recal/u/n/enlist
(Friend) Toast: 'I just go by the general rule if I dont know what Mirrim just wrote, it probably means dick or boner'
Kylenne (Dryad) tells the CLAN: 'Como es frijoles!?'
Kylenne (Dryad) tells the CLAN: '(How have you bean.)'
(Friend) Bonjour: 'meow do u swallow'
(Friend) Nekomancer Meow: 'of course I swallow, I like to eat alot'
(Friend): Nekomancer Meow coughs loudly.
If you can read this, better start worrying.
- Valkur, Fri Sep 25 09:46:35 1998.
(In the Jail)
Really, REALLY Big Fish! sings 'Give me back that filet o' fish, give me that fish! :O'
Really, REALLY Big Fish! sings 'Give me back that filet o' fish, give me that fish! :O'
Really, REALLY Big Fish! sings 'What if it were you, hanging up on this wall :O'
Really, REALLY Big Fish! sings 'If it were you in that sandwich, you wouldn't be laughing at all :O'
(Friend) Veata: 'Wha? My hand is always good for me once I get warmed up.'
(Friend) We all wuv Torasin: 'Great thing is though, when you've been MUDding as long as me you have black/blue rings under your eyes, you save a fortune on eye shadow.'
28 Mar 08:21:49 - (Friend) Versace: 'A tiger was half asleep in the jungle. Suddenly he hears a loud ***POOF***, and out of the bushes an elephant rolls laughing his ass. The elephant stood up walked back into the bushes, after a while there was the sound of another loud ***POOF***, and out of the bushes the elephant rolled again laughing his ass off with tears fallin down. This was repeated another five times and the tiger got pissed pissed off yelled "WTF ARE YOU DOING?!?"'
28 Mar 08:22:11 - (Friend) Versace: 'The elephant answered 'I'm fuckin small monkeys, and when i'm cummin they explode."'
28 Mar 08:23:00 - (Friend) Versace: 'now we all know where retris clan portal comes from :P'
28 Mar 08:23:06 - (Friend) Kalista: 'omg omg omg :P'
--Daoine-',{@ Boom Shakala: My cock is pure :(
(Friend) Gren: 'everyone knows santa claus does recon on houses all year, stealing from the heathens and giving their goods to christians at christmastime'
Tori (Asrai) tells the CLAN: 'I have too much taco for this sausage party :('
[Tier]: IronKzinti Chuft: I can't wait for seuss and wayne to get married and get all this flirting in public over with
[Global Clan]: Citty - You must be the McGyver of sex. *beam* No wonder I want your body so badly
..:|Wolf|:. Absolut Citron : That's why I love you, Dawnie. You're always so honest. All the guys keep trying to tell me they want me for my mind
NotAWuss Citron spanks you playfully. OUCH!
Vaun barters: wts 2 tps, 5 mil
(Friend) Vaun: '24 Oct 21:14 - Zolariz tells you 'you can sell trivia points ?''
(Friend) Toast: 'I r wan tp'
(Friend) Toast: 'you r sele thm to me'
(Friend) Jilted: 'You tell Zolariz 'Vaun is a liar...''
(Friend) Toast: '24 Oct 21:15 - You tell Zolariz 'vaun lies'24 Oct 21:15 - Zolariz tells you 'how do you know i talked to him ?' 24 Oct 21:16 - You tell Zolariz 'just take my word for it''
(Friend) Jilted: 'Zolariz tells you 'how do you know i talked to him ?' You tell Zolariz 'look, just trust me here.''