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From : Voldemort: Seeks a spouse
Forum : Roleplay - #1
To : All
Date : Wed Jan 13 11:58:17 2010
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Hello I am a 71 year old DarkWizard
My name is never to be said not matter what happens
S.A.S (Seeks A Spouse) the requirements are
-Must be willing to Polish my Wand
-Must have atleast gained more than 201levels
-Must be able to defeat me in a Wand Duel (lol I just to say that)
-Must have a deep hatred for the Human and Centaur race
And lastly and most importantly
-Must be Neuter/Sexless:|
Please Send Me your owl with your application to
Hogwarts locker 075946
With not so much love and Alot of hate
You Know Who (dum dum dum)
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(Imm) VeryLongName: i wonder if its possible to pull the worn out skin off the face and replace it with a lab-grown one. from own cells.
(Friend) Dispel Majic: 'what's wrong with a glow in the dark bzzz?'
(Friend) Dispel Majic: 'fuck'
(Friend) Dispel Majic: 'fuck'
(Friend) Dispel Majic: 'mischan'
(Friend): (Evil Imm) Obyron oinks onomatopoeically.
[20 Jul 12:36:08] Angelsamael gossips 'One small step for man, one giant leap for a dwarf'
01 Sep 01 DawnVisage (Midshipman) tells the CLAN: 'Bremen: Yoo're molding me how yoo want me, and I'm wiking it.'
(Friend): Absolut Citron sings "I hate you, you hate me, we're all stoned on LSD, there's a big purple dinosaur singing at me. Let's all kill our families!"
(Friend) Ever: 'Yoda was really just hoping that Luke would pup for a year or two'
Crestlin gossips '"it doesnt count coz i didnt swallow!"'
Grats to Chuft and Majic on their new arrival
Someone has restored you.
(Imm) Blut: gratz on becoming a mother majic
(Imm) Siris: awww... the pizza finally came
(Imm) Kharpern: again
(Imm) Blut: oh, again
(Imm) Blut: seems I missed the 1st
(Imm) Kharpern: this isn't their second either though
(Imm) Majic points excitedly at 800 babies named Dave!
(Imm) Nuala: lol
(Imm) Joelz: catholic, eh?
(Imm) Majic: fuck you joelz
(Imm) Majic: i just almost sprayed milk on my laptop keyboard :(
(Imm) Joelz beams with pride.
(Imm) Kharpern: no just chuft can't keep it to himself
(Imm) Chuft: I thought it wa sme you were ucking, hence all these damn babies
(Imm) Dashiell: STERILEDAR SENSES THAT YOU ARE STERILE!
(Imm) Joelz: as Jim Gaffigan says, if you have a large family, you have to clarify "Catholic". Otherwise people just think "Damn, she really likes sex"
(Imm) Jubileus: reply look i'm just happy i have a dry crotch for once :p
(Imm) Jubileus: Umm.. mis.
(Imm) Daeleon: That's a wonderful mis :P
(Imm) Dagnir claps at Jubileus's performance.
(Imm) Wittle pats Jubileus on his head.
(Imm) Jubileus: Tip: Never bathe a dog while drinking orange juice.
(Imm) Jhav: I sense this is experience talking.
(Curse) Ceiynt Enigma: this one time, at band camp, Valkur had me tied to the wall and had his demons whip me cause I was a bad boy
--Daoine-',{@ Dark Rogue Thantaris : Inverse, I believe I speak for
everyone here when I say "Kill the bastard and save us all from the hell
that is Morgann."
--Daoine-',{@ Dark Rogue Thantaris : *SCREAM* Invie, either you kill
him, or we have him sitebanned by popular demand. Which means you also
get sitebanned :P
Thagor communes: 'There are too many ugly people on this channel. Please remove
four.'
Rastlin informs Queen Mab that he has completed his quest.
Queen Mab says 'I will give you an equal amount of quest points as the size of your penis.'
Cover your eyes, Rastlin is exposing himself to Queen Mab! EWWWW!
Queen Mab says 'Well then, here you go! 3 quest points!'
(Friend) Shortboat Vega: 'Mirrim is the biggest cockfag of them all'
(Friend) Cardiac Arist: 'mirrim is the god-emperor of cockfags.'
(Friend) Shortboat Vega: 'Chuft is this much of a cockfag (========) Mirrim is this much of a cockfag (===========================)'
Klaatu (Teglach) tells the CLAN: 'Anything that involves me being on the same side as Thantaris is most definitely disturbing'
19 Oct 17:37 - Shortboat Vega tells you 'shit'
19 Oct 17:38 - Shortboat Vega tells you 'forgot where to level'
19 Oct 17:38 - Shortboat Vega tells you 'put that in your quote file'
19 Oct 17:38 - Shortboat Vega tells you 'because it will be infamous when i am a t9'
***
There is a brilliant burst of lightning throughout the skies as Fiendish is stripped of power and starts a new life.
***
You have retiered Fiendish.
(Imm) Hidden Lasher: Fiendish stripped of power? That can't have taken long..
(Imm) Hidden Lasher snickers softly.
(Imm) Hidden Lasher waves happily.
Doa (Imperial Lord) tells the CLAN: 'aysel .. sounds like a cream you rub on ya ass'
[31 Oct 15:22:45] Jilted barters: bid 200 rare aq item from woobleville
[31 Oct 15:23:15] Fuego barters: stop bidding people, she is a liar
[31 Oct 15:23:21] Jilted barters: I am a man
[31 Oct 15:23:29] Fuego barters: whatever
Item in question: Welcome Pamphlet *snicker
(Imm) Fuel: i had stew.
(Imm) Fuel: gordon ramsay would have tossed it on the wall but i liked it
(Imm) Fuel: i took the 1st sip just now
[Newbie] [CP] (16) Jezeus: if someone asked you to settle something with someone, prison style... what does that imply? kill them?
[Newbie] (Advisor) Ol' Dirty Fiendish: buttsex
[HELPER]: Ol' Dirty Fiendish: oh crap. wrong channel
(Friend) . Jilted: 'I also read the Stranger for that same class'
(Friend) . Jilted: 'haha I saw a book review of it in the Onion, and some guy was like "I imagine this is George Bush's favorite book, since it deals with shooting random Arabs unprovoked."'
[27 Nov 08:52:32] |Watchmen| Icecool: Masaki was #2 to put in their UGLY Christmas Sweater. Hoping to see more ugly things pop up soon enough in public shops!!
[27 Nov 08:54:57] |Watchmen| Icecool: I take that back, TwinLube beat Masaki to the punch!
[27 Nov 08:55:03] |Watchmen| Icecool: Masaki was #3
[27 Nov 08:56:48] (Retribution) Redwood: shame that sweater still looks better than their logo
[27 Nov 08:57:01] (Retribution) Cerashor: oh snap!
[27 Nov 08:57:29] |Watchmen| Icecool falls to the ground and rolls around, laughing hysterically.
>>>-IMPERIUM-> Felt: 1.5 inches of rubber :p
[Emerald] FrostBite: You just described felt's condoms =P
[Emerald] FrostBite laughs diabolically...Muhahahaha!
>>>-IMPERIUM-> Majic: as opposed to the thumb off a latex glove, held on with a rubber-band, like yours, frostbite?
o-}HooK{-o Dashiell: nah majic, string and saran wrap
[Emerald] FrostBite grins evilly at Majic.
>>>-IMPERIUM-> Felt: nah, he was out of latex gloves, so he used aluminum foil :p
>>>-IMPERIUM-> EmmyLou: ouch
[Emerald] FrostBite: I'm up to the middle finger of the glove Maj :D
>>>-IMPERIUM-> Majic: shit, how did you quintuple your size?
-|Dominion|- Craven: with extenze
[Emerald] FrostBite: I kicked you out of the bed =P
[Emerald] FrostBite twiddles Majic's ears.
(cut out non-related stuff to prevent boredom)
Amarufox is auctioning some nuts (Level 0, Num 199). Current bid is 100.
Amarufox barters: are you a loner? if so, you need #199!
(Friend) Majic: 'hungers. hungers, preciouss'
(Friend) Majic: 'what shall we do for dinners, preciouss?'
(Friend) Tir: 'No, not the charcoals, it burns, black in the mouth, gollum, gollum'
(EmmyLou has a dog, named EmmyLou)
(Friend) EmmyLou: 'emmylou is being SOOO lazy'
(Friend) EmmyLou: 'she's had a rough morning of chewing on a bone so she needs a nap now'
(Friend) Escobar: 'Person or dog or both ;)'
(Friend): You tickle EmmyLou.
(Friend): Panzer rolls on the floor laughing at your antics!
(Friend) (BANNED) Panzer: 'ZING!'
(Friend) Liathum: 'Let's say...'
(Friend) Liathum: 'You and I..go find a hidden spot somewhere..'
(Friend) Liathum: 'And I put my basilisk in your chamber of secrets?'
Topfox says 'im singel irl and i need to have fun any takers? i have a box of toys'
INFO: All please welcome Miscreation back from recreation!
You tell your friends: 'I'm bored. Entertain me.'
(Friend) Not an Imm Erikson: 'These three turtles are in a bathtub'
(Friend) Not an Imm Erikson: 'One turtle says to another "Please pass me the soap"'
(Friend) Not an Imm Erikson: 'The other turtle says "What do you think I am, a toaster oven?"'
(Friend) Tech Bloke Danj: 'what did the third turtle do?'
(Friend) Wayne: '04 Dec 14:59 - Little Alhena tells you 'Shall I send you my zmud file so you can bot-proof it ? I have no trigs, just know pvp better than you ;)''
(Friend) Wayne: '04 Dec 15:00 - Little Alhena tells you 'I suggest you try something in pvp : Web once. If you succeed, wait. If the opponent fails dissolve, dispel, or do something else. If they dissolve, reweb !!''
(Friend) Wayne: 'She forgot that she was the one who died in that fight though'
Jedhi gossips 'can someone please help me in rosewood castle? i need to kill pope's agent but too hard agros in the room'
Semoene gossips 'Use the force.
Acaelus gossips 'Much fear in this one.'
Jutduli gossips 'anger leads to the dark side...'
Jedhi gossips 'agent i kill must'
Kinjin gossips 'be brave young one'
Jedhi gossips 'anyone?'
Kinjin gossips 'some things were meant to be failed'
Acaelus gossips 'Ayla grant you the grace to accept the things you cannot change.'
Ealodia . o O ( i love kitties, but i can never tell if they are boys or girls.. )
You . o O ( it gets easier when they turn 2mo. cuz boys will grow fuzzy dice ;) )
Ealodia . o O ( i had a cat named gary for like 2 years..then one day gary had babies :( )
You . o O ( lol )
[24 Apr 03:43:10] [Ba'al] Forestseer: Tallimos (Dreadlord) tells the CLAN: '(Tamyrlin) is mirrim retarded?'
[24 Apr 03:43:18] [Ba'al] Forestseer: Please tell us Mirrim :)
[24 Apr 03:43:31] --Daoine-',{@ Mirrim: MONKEYS AND COWBOYS GO TO THE WEST.
(Friend) Feral Farkyss: 'i always thought Hellmand province was where they made mayonaise'
Psychic... or psycho?
(Friend) Charneus: '... Wow... that was... cool?'
(Friend) Vespar: 'what was'
(Friend) Charneus: 'I disabled room.info from GMCP protocol, and got... well, this...
http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/5274/screenshotht.png';
(Friend) Escobar: 'Charneus, unless it's a hot naked chick, I don't wanna see it :P'
(Friend) Charneus: 'Escobar: Does your Aunt Suzy sunbathing count?'
(Friend): Escobar convulses as he shudders in disgust.
(Friend) Escobar: 'I have an Aunt Sue, and she's a swim coach'
(Friend) Escobar: 'I hate you, so much now.'
Kerberos Nobletalks: 'Is hassan hard?'
StormySky Nobletalks: 'Only when certain female IMMs walk by...'
(Friend) Bunny Bot Caddy: 'well, finally clean from all those AMERICAN HOT DICKINGS i gave out today'
(Friend) Obyron: 'At what point in the levelling process do you go from being merely invested in the game being a certain way to being entitled to it? I'm wondering where the flip happens.'
(Friend) Uber Galin: 'I'll seduce you, Greygoose.'
(Friend) Uber Galin: 'Just lemme adjust this damn colostomy bag...'
INFO: Knights race from the stronghold to avenge the death of Honid to a golf ball.
(Friend) Zuellier: 'FORE!'
(Friend) MusHy buG Majic: 'I was up to the arm in her vagina! up to the shoulder!'
Liath tells you 'What do all girls what to hear.. those three little words'
You tell Liath 'Fuck me now?'
You tell Liath 'OHHHHH!'
Liath tells you 'wow i was thinking, get naked slut'
<3 Esco
[Newbie] (Helper) Lishta: if pussy weren't meant to be eaten, it wouldn't be shaped like a taco!'
(Friend) Ice Mage Demonspawn: 'It's a good thing you decided to pursue math and not stand up, Majic'
Mirrim (Cabin Girl) tells the CLAN: 'Wait wait Wyv, did you just SH at your wife's hospital bedside?'
Argyle (Captain) tells the CLAN: 'lolol'
Wyverex (First Mate) tells the CLAN: 'I did'
(Captain) CLAN: Argyle hugs Wyverex.
Argyle (Captain) tells the CLAN: 'such a great addition to hook'
Mirrim (Cabin Girl) tells the CLAN: 'Points if the laptop was on her.'
Argyle (Captain) tells the CLAN: 'she's on all fours in front Argyle (Captain) tells the CLAN: 'balancing the laptop on her back'
Mirrim (Cabin Girl) tells the CLAN: 'And he's all 'get your fucking IV tube away from the front of my screen''
Wyverex (First Mate) tells the CLAN: 'damn'
Wyverex (First Mate) tells the CLAN: 'i missed my lvl 200 cp'
Mirrim (Cabin Girl) tells the CLAN: 'Because your wife was going into tachycardia?'
Vega (Swashbuckler) tells the CLAN: 'no, he misses the tachycardia because of his level 199 cp'
Mirrim (Cabin Girl) tells the CLAN: '"What's that beeping? Did double kick in again?"'
(Friend) Vega: 'I heard that Majic is 4'5" with a flat top that's a foot and a half tall.'
