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[Emerald] Aldus: fucking harry potter and his underage magic
-|Dominion|- Ultimate: if i had magic id use telekinesis to dildo girls
-|Dominion|- Ultimate: and id use my magic to turn dildo into a verb
[Emerald] Aldus: he should use some magic on hermione
-|Dominion|- Ultimate: enlarge spell on her titays
o-}HooK{-o Robbo: You've gotta believe that there's some horny ass magic going on at that school.
[Emerald] Aldus: I'm on my 5th harry potter movie in 2 days
o-}HooK{-o Robbo: I like Luna, because I'm certain she's stoned.
-|Dominion|- Ultimate: id cast ghostly servant to jerk me off when i was feeling lazy
-|Dominion|- Ultimate: although i dont think it can lift anything heavier than 5 lbs
-|Dominion|- Ultimate: so i may be out of luck