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(Friend) Sammael: 'Friend's cat pissed on my bed this morning.'
(Friend) Raded: 'make a donation to the local coyote population, sammael'
(Friend) Haagen: 'was ur friend on your bed this morning too?>.>'
(Friend) Sammael: 'It was a true test of my restraint, because I was filled with murderous rage.'
(Friend) Sammael: 'No she was at her BF.'
(Friend) Sammael: 'We have to keep the cats inside because the neighbours are removing a tree and it fell and destroyed the border wall between us.'
(Friend) Sammael: 'And they have dogs.'
(Friend) Haagen: 'the cat should go piss at the BF's bed then'
(Friend) Tsarikos: 'piss on the cat'
(Friend) SimiLanJ: 'did you have your mouth open when it pissed on you?'
(Friend) Sammael: 'The cat has, to date, pissed on 4 out of the 5 beds.'
(Friend) Haagen: 'mark my words, he is planning to piss on the 5th'
(Friend) Haagen: 'it is able bed dominance'
(Friend) Sammael: 'The 5th is the friend's own bed. I'm counting down the days.'
(Friend) Sammael: 'Or it HAS happened and she just hasn't told us.'
(Friend) Tsarikos: 'seriously, piss on it, that 5th bed is doomed'
(Friend) Haagen: 'it is about bed dominance >.<'
(Friend) Tsarikos: 'maybe she can't tell because it's her own cat'
(Friend) SimiLanJ: 'no, its about piss dominance'
(Friend) Sammael: 'piss dominance'
(Friend) Tsarikos: 'maybe she sleeps in cat-piss sheets'
(Friend) Haagen: 'yeah, piss on the cat, and on the cat's bed'
(Friend) Haagen: 'show the cat who is the best pisser'
(Friend) SimiLanJ: 'have a piss fight with the cat and the friend'
(Friend) Sammael: 'This conversation is evolving fascinatingly.'
(Friend) SimiLanJ: 'piss in the cat's bowl and make it drink from it'
(Friend) Tsarikos: 'screw the dominance, it's just a pissy cat'
(Friend) Haagen: 'see? all the singaporeans agree. we must be right'
(Friend) Tsarikos: 'you can lead a cat to a bowl of piss but you can't force it to drink'
(Friend) SimiLanJ: 'if a malaysian is agreeing with a singaporean, it must be right'