[19 Sep 17:08:14] Wars gametalks: o-}Captain Wars has gotten lost at sea... again. The first person to find her in UnCharted Ocean and take their Hardcore Flag wins a unique hook trivia token and a grab bag item for putting them out of their misery{-o
[19 Sep 17:08:14] INFO: Wars has entered (HARDCORE) mode!
[19 Sep 17:08:25] INFO: HARDCORE Wars has been killed by a boy playing in the water at level 5.
[19 Sep 17:08:41] Wars gametalks: lol and the boy playing in the water wins!
[19 Sep 17:08:47] Logrom gametalks: lol
[19 Sep 17:09:00] Logrom gametalks: He was quick about it too :P
[19 Sep 17:09:01] (Gametalk) Wars waves goodbye from the deck as the U.S.S. Failboat sails away.
[19 Sep 17:09:36] Wars gametalks: sorry forgot to tell everyone the game would only last 5 seconds
[19 Sep 17:09:49] (Gametalk) Logrom laughs out loud at Wars.
[19 Sep 17:10:08] Wars gametalks: Better luck next pirate day!
[19 Sep 17:10:28] (Gametalk) Jehanine buries her face in her hand and sighs, shaking her head.
Sixty Jehanine gametalks: More than 250,000 artifacts and 31 cannons have been recovered from the wreckage, including a urethral syringe that pirates used to treat syphilis with mercury... even though mercury does not, in fact, cure syphilis.
Pups gametalks: but it does kill you!
Sixty Jehanine gametalks: death does in fact cure the syphilis!
o-}HooK{-o Wars: Everyone joins for the clantag. They stay because of the fuck barrel.
(>TouchStone<) Yajan: watz a fuck barrel?
(>TouchStone<) Yajan: I think I want it
[Ba'al] Sammael: It's a barrel full of goats
(>TouchStone<) Yajan: wow
Sammael barters: What is the going rate for rank 5 items lately yo?
Areia barters: depends on the itme
Sammael barters: It is currently 9PM here.
Areia barters: item :P
Sammael barters: Oh. Icefall stuff
{-=Masaki=-} Yakuza: damnit too late to pull out
<-)light(-> Welding: oh in taht case
o-}HooK{-o Mirrim: That's what she said
<-)light(-> Emilee: I've heard that before ;_;
~-/Pyre\-~ Whiskey: whats what he said?
<-)light(-> Lews: thas what she said!
Sir Emrys tells you 'I wont be redoing ANYTIME soon, lol, so Im at your beckon call for titan.'
Kalsch hunts Bamboo for 1+ hour for his Hardcore flag.
05 Sep 20:20:57 - (Friend) Shaelynne: 'hey Kalsch'
05 Sep 20:21:04 - (Friend) Kalsch: 'Lo Shae'
05 Sep 20:21:15 - (Friend) Shaelynne: 'I hear you have been wanting
something'
05 Sep 20:21:23 - (Friend) Kalsch: 'i want many things'
05 Sep 20:21:34 - (Friend) Shaelynne: 'yes. but this is something you have
been wanting all night long'
05 Sep 20:21:45 - (Friend) Kalsch: 'cant be that love if i got 2k pups in
today'
05 Sep 20:21:46 - (Friend) Shaelynne: 'and no. it's not a steak.'
05 Sep 20:21:57 - (Friend) Kalsch: 'long*'
05 Sep 20:22:04 - (Friend) Shaelynne: 'I just want you to know. That I
take this from you, with all the love I possibly can give. OK? '
05 Sep 20:22:14 - (Friend) Kalsch: 'you wouldn't'
INFO: HARDCORE Bamboo has been killed by Shaelynne at level 194.
05 Sep 20:22:17 - (Friend): Mitsuda wants steak.
05 Sep 20:22:18 - (Friend) Shaelynne: 'but i would'
05 Sep 20:22:21 - (Friend) Kalsch: 'don't you dare'
05 Sep 20:22:22 - (Friend): Mitsuda rolls on the floor laughing at your
antics!
05 Sep 20:22:24 - (Friend): Kalista gasps in astonishment.
05 Sep 20:22:25 - (Friend): You grin evilly at him.
05 Sep 20:22:37 - (Friend) Kalsch: 'NOOOOOOOOOO'
05 Sep 20:22:42 - (Friend): You laugh out loud.
05 Sep 20:22:44 - (Friend) Shaelynne: 'that was so satisfying'
05 Sep 20:22:55 - (Friend) Kalista: 'Whoa, Shae got it for for BadKal
tonight :P'
05 Sep 20:22:57 - (Friend) Kalsch: 'i feel.... empty'
05 Sep 20:22:59 - (Friend) Kalista: 'it out*'
05 Sep 20:23:08 - (Friend): You comfort him.
05 Sep 20:23:18 - (Friend): Kalsch sighs.
05 Sep 20:23:30 - (Friend) Kalista: 'that was hateful, lol :P'
05 Sep 20:23:38 - (Friend): Kalista comforts Kalsch.
05 Sep 20:23:41 - (Friend): You giggle.
05 Sep 20:23:42 - (Friend) Kalsch: 'I understand - but now I feel
something missing in my life'
(Friend) Antifa Raded: 'I was at this brewery and I heard this girl yell, "DRINK TIL IM PRETTY"'
(Group) Jehanine: 'ok, want to go back to manor and relax?'
(Group) Mellie: 'quest and chill, yeah .. and gotta put food away'
(Group)Jehanine: 'ok'
(Group) Jehanine: 'quest and chill sounds like aardsex'
(Group) You laugh out loud.
[Global Clan]: I keep a goatse ascii alias just in case Raded needs a note.
-,-'-{Wham!azoN}-,-@ Mondaine: let's see it.
{-=Masaki=-} Abradix: Can I see it?
{-=Masaki=-} Abradix: ...for science or whatever
> goatse mondaine
> goatse abradix
-,-'-{Wham!azoN}-,-@ Mondaine: perfection.
{-=Masaki=-} Abradix: he.... was not joking.
o-}HooK{-o Hadrian: Some sort of supernatural seal has been broken. People want to see goatse. We're now that much closer to armageddon.
|x=x BOOT x=x| NeonTetra: off
{-=Masaki=-} Abradix: brb, bleaching eyes.