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#20245 + (165 ) X
(Imm) Fuel: macaroni. with ham, onions, tomato paste and eggs
(Imm) Fuel: did you know, when adding tomato paste to macaroni, there is no need of ketchup afterwards
(Imm) Fuel: because that would be stupid
#20244 + (163 ) X
(Friend) Jeter: 'how many fags you smoke today Chuft?'
(Friend) Chuft: 'gave up years ago, when I got married'
(Friend) Jeter: 'good for you, what other bad habit you take up?'
(Friend) Chuft: 'being married'
#20243 + (159 ) X
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Demeter marches off to her next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Demeter marches off to her next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Demeter marches off to her next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Demeter marches off to her next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Demeter marches off to her next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Demeter marches off to her next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Demeter marches off to her next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Demeter marches off to her next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Demeter marches off to her next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Demeter marches off to her next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Demeter marches off to her next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Demeter marches off to her next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Elyth marches off to her next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, SirNibbles marches off to his next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Xytha marches off to her next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Rosenbrook marches off to his next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Wolfturn marches off to his next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, ZoeZ marches off to her next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Styria marches off to her next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Raeya marches off to her next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Aoshi marches off to his next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Sirro marches off to his next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Karnas marches off to his next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, DaffyDuck marches off to his next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Illness marches off to his next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Malaphus marches off to his next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Crypton marches off to his next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Yungboss marches off to his next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Kotokz marches off to his next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Once marches off to his next posting.
CLANINFO: In a grand military parade, Stefenio marches off to her next posting.

(Friend) Guinness: 'all these parades during covid'
(Friend): Guinness begins to shake her head and tsk into nothingness.
#20242 + (161 ) X
(Imm) Raded: if I were a small fishing village in rural japan under attack by godzilla I would simply call king kong to save me
#20241 + (153 ) X
Oh Fuuudge Kya tells you 'Any chance I get to milk something, I take it by the nipples'
#20240 + (164 ) X
[08 Jan 09:38:50] <*><|Crimson|><*> Derevo: too slow guys, you're too slow
[08 Jan 09:43:27] INFO: HARDCORE Derevo has been killed by Roebart at level 48.
#20239 + (160 ) X
(Friend) Areia: 'I have a slight CP addiction.'
(Friend) Alison: 'See, if you wrote that sentence anywhere else on the internet, you'd get arrested.'
#20238 + (165 ) X
(^\Rhabdo/^) Asterax: genocide anyone?
<-)light(-> Gruagach: wow, calm down trump supporter
#20237 + (152 ) X
Tymme (Missionary) tells the CLAN: 'Soo... finishing off 2020 in an appropriate way. Hopped in shower, got water all nice and warm, etc. Then started the obligatory deep sack scartching. Got a bit lost in the moment apparently, realized I had to piss, so I did.... forgetting I was still scartching.'
Tymme (Missionary) tells the CLAN: 'So yeah, pissed all over myself. Thankfully shower had just begun but seems like a fitting end to 2020.'
UnderBidder (Missionary) tells the CLAN: 'tymme woulda been better if you was in the shower with wife and pee on her'
Icecool (Oracle) tells the CLAN: 'that might have been a bit TMI...'
Tymme (Missionary) tells the CLAN: 'Life's real mystery... is Ice referring to me or UB? :P'
#20236 + (179 ) X
Jehanine (Sea Witch) tells the CLAN: 'Haze, you're an asshole!'
HazeKnight (First Mate) tells the CLAN: 'YES'
Leslila (Cabin Girl) tells the CLAN: 'Uh oh'
Wars (Captain) tells the CLAN: 'lol'
HazeKnight (First Mate) tells the CLAN: 'I AM QUITE THE ASSHOLE INDEED'
HazeKnight (First Mate) tells the CLAN: 'FEAR ME '
Jehanine (Sea Witch) tells the CLAN: 'SO ASSHOLE THAT ACTUAL ASSHOLES NOW LOOK LIKE YOU'
HazeKnight (First Mate) tells the CLAN: 'oh gods they gonna be so ugly'

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