(Friend) < HardKore Mirrim: 'Sirene: Excuse me, but I am a birdwatcher. I am looking for the Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?'
(Friend) We all wuv Torasin: 'Damn, thinking of imms having cyber is still disturbingly close to thinking of my parents having sex.'
(Friend) Halfwit Pebbles: 'By the power vested in me by the state of sexual frustration I declare that you are now My ho.'
(Friend) < HardKore Mirrim: 'That's like accidentally having sex with someone by tripping, having your clothes fall off, and landing square on their dick.'
(Friend) < HardKore Mirrim: 'Arkanes: Semen slurping booty stain.'
Klaatu (Teglach) tells the CLAN: 'Don't worry Sunny, I'll save you! *shows Sunny a huge iron pot full of water, with a fire burning under it, and the words "Anthro Dragon Shelter" written on the side.'
(Friend) Help! It's Newyn: 'I find your sexual skills lacking, young jedi. You must now practice on objects that are not human, until you can get them to at least ejaculate once.'
(Friend) Rox to be Morgann: 'I'm going to have your ass mounted on my wall, Mir. Wouldn't that be a conversation piece.'
(Friend) Lysergic Obyron: '"Would any of you funky fly peeps wish to accompany me as I make a sojourn in which to partake of this fat chronic jizzoint?"'
(Friend) *Tuned-In* Karistanya: 'someone just never taught kilj that a nipple isn't between the legs...explains why he's so popular in gym class though'