(Friend) Helel Ben Sahar: 'Because masturbation is an excellent cardiovascular workout. woohoo! being a netnerd is healthy! :P'
Tukano tells you 'You seriously have more mischan than getting the correct channel. Conclusion: Stop Wanking.'
(Friend) Exile: 'long and thin goes too far in, short and thick does the trick! <-- Try telling me this doesnt capture the essence of a halfling.'
o-}HooK{-o Mesohonay Ruiner : I went to the health clinic and took this hepatitis test.....man i kicked ass on it too......2 a's a b and a c
INFO: New note on board Forsale from Delarwa Subj: u imms ARE HOMO and HOMO
(Friend) Sux to be Inverse: 'You have a cute butt, Thant, so there's an advantage to grouping with you.'
(Friend) A State of Euforia: 'if i didnt have an insanly small penis i would be in porn too!'
Whatever, Nevermind tells you 'i cant, my penis is too small and everyone'll laugh :('
(Friend) (Magical) Felizia: 'well you realise when it says he parted the red sea, it means he copulated with a menstruating woman'
(Friend) Captain Neeper: 'ack! i'm cute and i've got boobs!'