(Friend) Sux to be Inverse: 'That's what their p-up message should be. "<name> finally pulls the caravan over to ask for directions, they're so fucking lost."'
(Friend) BardTender Gwydion: 'I like Chlamydia, I always thought that sounded like flowers. Can I have a dozen chlamydias please? and add some o dat babies breath.'
Torasin (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'Here, I'll go first. Your mother has a dubious sexual history.'
You tell your friends: 'Claire: Caesarian. It's french for stilltight.'
(Friend) MudMom Claire: 'have enough dick and it will be tight in the first place ;p'
(Friend) Ab Domen: 'One time I went to P.E. at school and the teacher thought I was a girl so she kept calling me princess.'
(Imm) Dashiell:MY NUTS YOUR CHIN NIHC RUOY STUN YM is a palindrome.
(Friend) Pademelon Torasin: 'Pfft, I'd much rather have real coffee, I mean, what's my penis doing at the moment? Sure, it's a nice place to hang my hat, but that's about it.'
(Friend) (Evil Imm) Obyron: 'The bright side is that I can now discourse intelligently about things such as squicking and golden showers.'
(Friend) Sux to be Inverse: 'You think that's weird? My pussy has a penis. I'm truly disturbed here.'
(Friend) We all wuv Torasin: 'Grunty: You can't be too young to masturbate, I've been masturbating since I was in the womb.'