(Friend) Matey Cirion: 'Finger me grunter...and tell me if ya notice something'
(Friend) Non-Linear Inverse: 'Mirrim's my bitch. And I mean that as lovingly as possible.'
CiNdErZ (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'hair? *reaches into the depths of his mouth....* Ahh shit, i knew i should've been cutting down on all that sunnylinigus.'
(Friend) Mmm-Mmm! Mirrim: 'Ok, I have not been copulating with, nor fellating, any form of over-the-counter drug bottle. Damn, I'm friends with some sick bitches.'
(Friend) Thagor: 'Fill your desc with quotations of me talking about how I fantasise about being a giant penis.'
o-}HooK{-o Eh-man Dashiell: Not everyone removes smegma with a cheese plane. :/
(Friend) Cpt.Rascal Vega: 'One time when I was little I mentioned my mom's penis and my brother was like "Mom doesn't have a penis." and I just said "OH YES SHE DOES!!!11"'
(Friend) Shortbus Vega: 'I was lighting my hand on fire (spray with spray deodorant and light) and trying to take a picture of it flipping the bird but I burned myself :('
(Friend) Kelst: 'Rexyl: they act all sexy till you try and put it in their ass and they scream NO NO I'm 13!'
(Friend) Maximus Jeter: 'Mirrim, last time I explained anything with you involved it resulted in a gclan -h post to Emerald with drunken cat calls and inuendos .. I felt like Clinton caught with the damp cigars'