(Friend) Pwn Bot Majic: 'chuft says he's packing a ping pong ball so he can teach me the ping pong ball trick'
(Friend) Surly Jilted: 'Today's message: I SPENT FOUR YEARS OF COLLEGE WITH NO INTEGRITY OF THE PELVIS.'
(Friend) Mirrim: '(Friend) Call_Girl Tela: 'curs cock, dick, erectile organ, family jewels, foreskin, glans penis, male genital organ, male genitalia, male genitals, male reproductive system, micropenis, microphallus, pecker, peter, prepuce, prick, shaft, tool, urethra, vena bulbi penis''
(Friend) Mirrim: '(Friend) Call_Girl Tela: 'mis''
(Friend) Mirrim: 'Tela, in the most sincere way I can say this over a textual medium: WHAT THE FUCK?'
Reich tells you 'I always wanted to take Flavor Flav's oversized novelty clock and shove it in his mouth sideways to hide that god awful smile.'
(Friend) Surly Jilted: '"How's it going Jason" "Not being raped!"'
(Friend) Surly Jilted: 'Virginia (or wherever) may be for lovers, but wang is for assholes'
(Friend) Son of a Klitch: 'then i saw a 5 day old dead opossum laying beside the road so i stopped my car got out and humped it'
[Newbie] Arlinn: guano from pirate shit lets you fly for example.
(Friend) Meta: 'In terms of porn, today has been a productive day.'
(Friend) Seuss: 'HEHEH I MADE A REFERENC TO PUTTING MY PENIS IN HER MOUTH HEHEHH FROFDLSLFJ ROLF'