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#17650 + (149 ) X
(Friend) Sux to be Inverse: 'You have a cute butt, Thant, so there's an advantage to grouping with you.'
#17639 + (132 ) X
(Friend) A State of Euforia: 'if i didnt have an insanly small penis i would be in porn too!'
#17628 + (124 ) X
Whatever, Nevermind tells you 'i cant, my penis is too small and everyone'll laugh :('
#17617 + (134 ) X
(Friend) (Magical) Felizia: 'well you realise when it says he parted the red sea, it means he copulated with a menstruating woman'
#17607 + (130 ) X
(Friend) Captain Neeper: 'ack! i'm cute and i've got boobs!'
#17598 + (134 ) X
(Friend) Sux to be Inverse: 'That's what their p-up message should be. "<name> finally pulls the caravan over to ask for directions, they're so fucking lost."'
#17587 + (148 ) X
(Friend) BardTender Gwydion: 'I like Chlamydia, I always thought that sounded like flowers. Can I have a dozen chlamydias please? and add some o dat babies breath.'
#17577 + (133 ) X
Torasin (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'Here, I'll go first. Your mother has a dubious sexual history.'
#17566 + (137 ) X
You tell your friends: 'Claire: Caesarian. It's french for stilltight.'
(Friend) MudMom Claire: 'have enough dick and it will be tight in the first place ;p'
#17555 + (130 ) X
(Friend) Ab Domen: 'One time I went to P.E. at school and the teacher thought I was a girl so she kept calling me princess.'

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