INFO: New note on board Forsale from Delarwa Subj: u imms ARE HOMO and HOMO
(Friend) Sux to be Inverse: 'You have a cute butt, Thant, so there's an advantage to grouping with you.'
(Friend) A State of Euforia: 'if i didnt have an insanly small penis i would be in porn too!'
Whatever, Nevermind tells you 'i cant, my penis is too small and everyone'll laugh :('
(Friend) (Magical) Felizia: 'well you realise when it says he parted the red sea, it means he copulated with a menstruating woman'
(Friend) Captain Neeper: 'ack! i'm cute and i've got boobs!'
(Friend) Sux to be Inverse: 'That's what their p-up message should be. "<name> finally pulls the caravan over to ask for directions, they're so fucking lost."'
(Friend) BardTender Gwydion: 'I like Chlamydia, I always thought that sounded like flowers. Can I have a dozen chlamydias please? and add some o dat babies breath.'
Torasin (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'Here, I'll go first. Your mother has a dubious sexual history.'
You tell your friends: 'Claire: Caesarian. It's french for stilltight.'
(Friend) MudMom Claire: 'have enough dick and it will be tight in the first place ;p'