(Friend) Ab Domen: 'One time I went to P.E. at school and the teacher thought I was a girl so she kept calling me princess.'
(Imm) Dashiell:MY NUTS YOUR CHIN NIHC RUOY STUN YM is a palindrome.
(Friend) Pademelon Torasin: 'Pfft, I'd much rather have real coffee, I mean, what's my penis doing at the moment? Sure, it's a nice place to hang my hat, but that's about it.'
(Friend) (Evil Imm) Obyron: 'The bright side is that I can now discourse intelligently about things such as squicking and golden showers.'
(Friend) Sux to be Inverse: 'You think that's weird? My pussy has a penis. I'm truly disturbed here.'
(Friend) We all wuv Torasin: 'Grunty: You can't be too young to masturbate, I've been masturbating since I was in the womb.'
(Friend) Matey Cirion: 'Finger me grunter...and tell me if ya notice something'
(Friend) Non-Linear Inverse: 'Mirrim's my bitch. And I mean that as lovingly as possible.'
CiNdErZ (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'hair? *reaches into the depths of his mouth....* Ahh shit, i knew i should've been cutting down on all that sunnylinigus.'
(Friend) Mmm-Mmm! Mirrim: 'Ok, I have not been copulating with, nor fellating, any form of over-the-counter drug bottle. Damn, I'm friends with some sick bitches.'