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#17173 + (131 ) X
Winner is Guglielmo Nobletalks: 'When I was pre-pubescent, my parents would always drive me over this one bridge that ended with a really steep descent, and I liked the way it made me feel in places when we went down it'
Thagor Nobletalks: 'That feeling that starts in your evil bad rotten naughty place and goes all oooh and its all wow dad guess what i felt and hes like NO dont tell me'
Winner is Guglielmo Nobletalks: 'at last, somebody understands ;(.......<-tearz'
Winner is Guglielmo Nobletalks: 'i will construct an amusement park called whooshy-feeling-between-legs-land where you drive down steep hills indefinitely'
#17164 + (128 ) X
(Friend) Ruiner: 'majic: well between my small penis and your huge ass we can't do it doggystyle'
(Friend) Dreams Luv Candace: 'hehe its so huge it pokes through shower curtain'
#17155 + (131 ) X
Trothkin Durgan tells you 'motherfucker, NO ONE questions my honor. STFU. I don't give a shit what you do, Die for all I care. SHUT THE FUCK UP'
#17144 + (124 ) X
(Friend) We all wuv Torasin: 'Why would I fuck a cookie when I have so many CD's sitting next to me.'
#17134 + (139 ) X
--Daoine-',{@ We all wuv Torasin : I did recruit the wrong person once.
--Daoine-',{@ We all wuv Torasin points at you. How rude!
#17124 + (132 ) X
Tir (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'I banged ur mom last night.'
Tir (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'It was kinda like screwing a bag full of shrews.'
#17114 + (140 ) X
o-}HooK{-o Ruiner: If the toddler's anus doesn't fit you must acquit
#17103 + (240 ) X
(Imm) Lasher: Is it mean to get a spellup from someone's bot and then switch windows to jail them for it?
#17094 + (142 ) X
Aeryie StormySky barters: i is better becuz i can type 2 u with no intellagents and i r a big bad clan leader unlike quirt who has no weewee
#17084 + (141 ) X
(Friend) Hanaita Psymon: 'I mean, if we were really intelligent we would get off the god damn text based game and do something productive'
(Friend) Naelia: 'PENIS!'

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