(Friend) Thagor: 'Fill your desc with quotations of me talking about how I fantasise about being a giant penis.'
o-}HooK{-o Eh-man Dashiell: Not everyone removes smegma with a cheese plane. :/
(Friend) Cpt.Rascal Vega: 'One time when I was little I mentioned my mom's penis and my brother was like "Mom doesn't have a penis." and I just said "OH YES SHE DOES!!!11"'
(Friend) Shortbus Vega: 'I was lighting my hand on fire (spray with spray deodorant and light) and trying to take a picture of it flipping the bird but I burned myself :('
(Friend) Kelst: 'Rexyl: they act all sexy till you try and put it in their ass and they scream NO NO I'm 13!'
(Friend) Maximus Jeter: 'Mirrim, last time I explained anything with you involved it resulted in a gclan -h post to Emerald with drunken cat calls and inuendos .. I felt like Clinton caught with the damp cigars'
(Friend) Pwn Bot Majic: 'chuft says he's packing a ping pong ball so he can teach me the ping pong ball trick'
(Friend) Surly Jilted: 'Today's message: I SPENT FOUR YEARS OF COLLEGE WITH NO INTEGRITY OF THE PELVIS.'
(Friend) Mirrim: '(Friend) Call_Girl Tela: 'curs cock, dick, erectile organ, family jewels, foreskin, glans penis, male genital organ, male genitalia, male genitals, male reproductive system, micropenis, microphallus, pecker, peter, prepuce, prick, shaft, tool, urethra, vena bulbi penis''
(Friend) Mirrim: '(Friend) Call_Girl Tela: 'mis''
(Friend) Mirrim: 'Tela, in the most sincere way I can say this over a textual medium: WHAT THE FUCK?'
Reich tells you 'I always wanted to take Flavor Flav's oversized novelty clock and shove it in his mouth sideways to hide that god awful smile.'