(Friend) Surly Jilted: '"How's it going Jason" "Not being raped!"'
(Friend) Surly Jilted: 'Virginia (or wherever) may be for lovers, but wang is for assholes'
(Friend) Son of a Klitch: 'then i saw a 5 day old dead opossum laying beside the road so i stopped my car got out and humped it'
[Newbie] Arlinn: guano from pirate shit lets you fly for example.
(Friend) Meta: 'In terms of porn, today has been a productive day.'
(Friend) Seuss: 'HEHEH I MADE A REFERENC TO PUTTING MY PENIS IN HER MOUTH HEHEHH FROFDLSLFJ ROLF'
This restore is in honor of all those really athletic type people on this mud...all six of them ;)
--Daoine-',{@ We all wuv Torasin : Thant: I'd rather impale myself on a flagpole than make you leader. *Wuv*
Sunset (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'You leave my orifices out of this'
[Emerald] Dispel Majic : die the horrible death reserved for rangers :P
[Emerald] RealRanger Majic : euphonix this is cruel and unusual punishment :((((((((((