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Klaatu (Teglach) tells the CLAN: 'Now when Sunny logs on as her alt Cinderz, she'll easily find that message'

Sunset (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'What the he*l! This isn't how you treat your clan leader! I have kitkats in my lair..go eat those!'

MudMom Claire tells you 'damn you aussies are lazy ;p'

(Group) Seryna: i never mud wearing a bra.
(Group) Seryna: oh fuck
(Group) Seryna: ignore that

11 Jan 02:38 - Bed Bug Xandros tells you 'i go by the name juan carlos... ;) im the latin lover minus the lawn mowing service'

(Friend) Vega: 'I could make my principal email me things to [email protected]'
(Friend): Indecision giggles at you. Hope it's not contagious!
(Friend): Obyron boggles at the concept.
(Friend) Vega: 'not-porn.com?'
(Friend) Fiendish: 'yeah'
(Friend) Vega: 'Haha, excellent.'
(Friend) Dolt: 'can he put porn on it?'
(Friend) Charasan: 'icantbelieveitsnotvagina.org'
(Friend): Schnapp ! You bite Indecision's leg like Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil, and leave the room, singing.
(Friend) Mirrim: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Obyron: 'Schnapp!!'
(Friend) Vega: 'What else do you put on the interweb other than porn?'
(Friend) Charasan: 'aimyvag.net'
(Friend) Charasan: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Dolt: 'tutorials'
(Friend) Mirrim: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Fiendish: 'umm...NOT porn?'
(Friend): Vega nods at Dolt.
(Friend) Vega: 'good point'
(Friend) Mirrim: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Vega: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Vega: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Fiendish: 'you wish you could see my ftalk right now, erikson'
(Friend) Dolt: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Charasan: '[email protected]'
(Friend): Vega laughs out loud at Charasan.
(Friend) Vega: 'So simple, yet so good.'
(Friend) Fiendish: '12 Jan 01:45:11 - (Friend) Charasan: 'icantbelieveitsnotvagina.org''
(Friend) Mirrim: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Charasan: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Charasan: 'Man, I think I'm crying laughing right now'
(Friend) Vega: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Mirrim: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Vega: 'Haha'
(Friend) Charasan: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Vega: '[email protected]'
(Friend): You laugh out loud.
(Friend) Charasan: 'That's my Gmail!'
(Friend) Vega: 'Haha, is it really?'
(Friend) Charasan: 'Not yet!'
(Friend) Mirrim: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Vega: 'Hahaha'
(Friend) Mirrim: '[email protected]'
(Friend): Charasan rolls on the floor laughing at your antics!
(Friend): Obyron can only stare at you in complete dismay after that comment. O.O
(Friend) Vega: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Dolt: '[email protected]'
(Friend): Vega laughs out loud at Dolt.
(Friend) Charasan: 'Shit, I dropped my keyboard'
(Friend): Indecision is kicking you! ouch!
(Friend) Vega: 'Better pick it up.'
(Friend) Mirrim: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Vega: 'Hahahaha'
(Friend) Vega: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Mirrim: 'Oh god I'm laughing so hard it hurts.'
(Friend) Vega: '[email protected]'
(Friend): Charasan concurs with you.
(Friend): Dolt laffs.
(Friend) Mirrim: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Vega: 'Haha'
(Friend) Indecision: 'Good. You deserve to hurt. ;)'
(Friend): Charasan laughs out loud.
(Friend) Vega: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Charasan: 'See, you had to take something magical and just make it ugly, Vega'
(Friend): Waaaaah..
(Friend) Mirrim: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Dolt: 'i better go to work :( and miss the myvag fun'
(Friend) Mirrim: '[email protected] :('
(Friend) Charasan: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Indecision: '[email protected] ;)'
(Friend): You laugh out loud at Indecision.
(Friend) Indecision: 'Bah. :P'
(Friend) Vega: 'Haha'
(Friend): Charasan giggles like a Catholic school girl.
(Friend) Indecision: '(Friend) Trurien: 'The stories are real, but the sizes have been changed to protect the innocent :P VAGNET.''
(Friend) Mirrim: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Vega: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Charasan: 'The about page for myvag.net is called "All About My Vagina"'
(Friend) Vega: 'Hahaha'
(Friend) Mojo: '[email protected] *g*'
(Friend) Caddy: 'i never imagined that DS could be pregnant too!'
(Friend) Mirrim: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Indecision: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Vega: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Charasan: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Mirrim: '[email protected]'
(Friend): Caddy eyes you suspiciously.
(Friend) Charasan: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Vega: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Caddy: '[email protected]?'
(Friend) Charasan: 'Hmm.'
(Friend) Vega: 'Haha'
(Friend) Mirrim: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Trurien: 'Who started this, anyway?'
(Friend) Caddy: 'how did this start mirri? :P'
(Friend): Indecision points at you. How rude!
(Friend): Charasan wibbles threateningly.
(Friend) Indecision: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Vega: '[email protected]'
(Friend) Charasan: 'Where the hell is Craigath when we need her?'
(Friend) Vega: 'Haha'
(Friend) Mirrim: '[email protected]'
(Friend): You point at Vega.
(Friend) Mirrim: 'He started it!'
(Friend): You exclaim 'I had no sexual relations with this person!' and gesture grandly at Vega.
(Friend) Charasan: 'If you can't use AT in the joke, don't try!'
(Friend) Caddy: 'of course, a former cow :P'
(Friend): Charasan wibbles threateningly.
(Friend) Charasan: 'I'm still reading all about My Vagina'
(Friend) Caddy: '[email protected] :P'
(Friend) Charasan: 'They have blogs, ezines, no email :('
(Friend) Charasan: 'Let's get Mirrim her own blog at myvag.net!'
(Friend) Mirrim: '[email protected]'

(Magical) Felizia tells you 'ew, you let siris in? i expect a crew of janitors with disinfectant and an imm purge before i go in there again'

(Friend) Fairyanne Aerianne: 'You need bukkake !'
(Friend) Fairyanne Aerianne: 'Potion of bukkake, 4 applications at level 201'
(Friend) Fairyanne Aerianne: 'Phone sex is pointless. Once I get it in, I can't hear what the other person says'

Friend) Darth Sion Madrox: tir molested my hamster'
(Friend) Ta m� Tir: 'madrox: that bitch wanted it'
(Friend) Ta m� Tir: 'my monster cock split it in half, though. I had to sew it back together to give it to Madrox. :(

(Friend) Six Six Six: 'Let me rephrase my statement. If I had a vagina that worked properly, tits that were tits, and a pinch of femininity, I would pound the fuck out of myself for 1 and 1 quarter days with everything in the kitch. NOW IM COOKIN!'