Stingray tells you 'This katamari si mostly baked. BUT NOT BIG ENOUGH MAKE IT BIGGER OH GOD YOU'RE SO WORTHLESS WHY CAN'T YOU MAKE IT BIGGER ROLL BIGGER DAMNIT AND GET ME A POMPADOUR WIG!'
Stingray tells you 'This katamari is also Snow Mexican-ish. I prefer a more "Forbidden Hello"-eqque katamari though.'
Stingray tells you 'What's this weird poncho-wearing thing? Oh, you rolled up 2nd cousin TacoBender! Be careful not to roll across the border during today's rolling, or la migra will toss your ass in jail!'
(Friend) Absolut Citron: 'I'm thinking of writing a kid's book teaching them the alphabet. Here's what I have so far: A is for Asshole, the neighbor next door. B is for Bloodwings, eat yummy clots more! C is for Cunt, the word no-one can top. D is for Dickless, the guy with no cock.'
(Friend) Absolut Citron: 'E is for Enema, which they stick in the back. F is for Fuck, what your Mom does for crack. G is for Gang Bang, sloppy seconds for Bob! H is for Handjob, your Mom's other job.'
(Friend) Absolut Citron: 'I is for Injection, to cure your VD. J is for Jelly, like KY or Vasoline. K is for Krack-whore, which your sister moonlights. L is for Limp, your dad's dick tonight.'
17 Jan 22:32:56 - (Friend) Citron: 'M is for Masturbate, the only way you get laid. N is for Necrophilia, the graveyard to raid! O is for Oral, on your aunt (though she's fat!) P is for Pussy, not like the cat.'
17 Jan 22:33:11 - (Friend) Citron: 'Q is for Queef, passing gas with your cunt. R is for Rim Job, those brown chunks to hunt! S is for Squicking, skull fucking down south. T is for Teabagging, dipping your balls in her mouth.'
17 Jan 22:33:26 - (Friend) Citron: 'U is for Unload your sperm in her ass. V is for Viagra, make your dick stand up fast! W is for Whore, from the cop-shop to phone. X is for X-Rated, the only movies you own.'
17 Jan 22:33:35 - (Friend) Citron: 'Y is for Yellow, or Gold as in Shower. Z is for Zoophile, poor Fido feels your power!'
(Friend) Ta m� Tir: 'mirrim: they will all have cascading raven locks, and bosom that swell against their corset.'
(Friend) Ta m� Tir: 'THE WAY GOD INTENDED'
(Friend) Shinigami Euforia: 'That would of been a good Vulcan there, Tupac would of been perfectly logical all the time.'
(Friend) C:\> Charasan: 'He just shot peeps during his pon'farr'
.:|Wolf|:. Whitless Whitdjinn: Yer momma's so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes...midgaard, old cathedral, mudschool, slaughterhouse
(Friend) Surly Jilted: 'INFO: Jilted is surrounded by the souls of 104 legendary samurai and ninjas who bestow their disdain and petulence.'
(Friend) Absolut Citron: 'Does it really fuck though? Cause, if it does, I want it. I'm still bitter that tpspend sex doesn't do what I thought it did.'
(Friend) JerseyGirl Kiva: 'well, i'm severely hearing impaired...can you imagine THAT phone sex conversation? "I'm coming!" "What?" "I'm coming!" "What??"
(Friend) {FilTairn} Cranar: 'My natural abilitie comes in the forms of knots. Thank you Boy Scouts...for teaching me how to tie up Girl Scouts *grin*'
(Friend) We all wuv Torasin: 'From the Daoine quote page: "(Friend) BZZitch Tela: I want a piano made out of kitten teeth. It is so much rarer than Ivory." what the hell? Give me three hours and a hammer and I'd come back to you with enough kitten teeth to choke Cass Elliot.'