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05 Jan 00:29 - Ta m� Tir tells you 'Dr. Seuss is awesome. But I was rapping about how I would know her, mathematically speaking. There'd be no limit, and I lay her down like an asymptotic function.'
#19617 + (158 ) X
o-}HooK{-o Titmouse Tussin: Ruiner is a dirty liberal and voted for Kerry in the last election and will vote for Hillary Clinton in the next one, send him mean tells
o-}HooK{-o Ruiner: Tussin is a 19 yo blond coed with perfect 38c breasts that really wants to chat with you about your dirtiest fantasies
#19606 + (151 ) X
(Friend) Big Meanie Obyron: '10 Dec 00:12 - Immolester Xantcha tells you 'c 'locate animal' clitoris Your magic cannot locate a clitoris.''
(Friend) Big Meanie Obyron: '"Your magic cannot locate a a person with a bit of sense."
#19595 + (154 ) X
(Friend) DarkCrow: "Zelllda,the music of my groin! THE SOUND OF MY GROIIIN! I can play it aaall day looong!"
(Friend) DarkCrow: "Zeell-da,is such a happy gaame! But Link really looks..A LOT LIKE MY GROIN,YOU KNOOOW!"
#19584 + (150 ) X
(Friend) Surly Jilted: 'I'm gonna get more stoned than an adultering murderer in Judea'
#19572 + (148 ) X
Mauddib: i heard a song which contained the lyric "my heart is made of gold and my dick is made of steel"
Mauddib: it enligtened me
#19561 + (163 ) X
(Friend) Rovin: 'I once had sex and when I got back to the computer, I noticed I had been standing Under the sea in Faerie Tales for 45 minutes... good thing no one saw me'
#19550 + (154 ) X
(Friend) Typo Qurrm Kallandra: 'it's always tela's fault. she's cursed by being a woman and tela at the same time'
#19539 + (158 ) X
Merrimore (Teglach) tells the CLAN: 'O RLY?'
Mirrim (Lhiannan Sidhe) tells the CLAN: 'You're the O RLY owl!'
CLAN: The Fae giggle with glee as Diggler enters the Underground Hall.
(Teglach) CLAN: Merrimore turns to Mirrim, and asks with a gleam in his eye, "BUTTSECKS?"
Mirrim (Lhiannan Sidhe) tells the CLAN: 'YES PLZ'
Diggler (Mormaer) tells the CLAN: 'orly?'
Merrimore (Teglach) tells the CLAN: 'YA RLY'
#19528 + (155 ) X
(Friend) Voices of Turrillius: 'My spouse has spoken. In reference to having your legs cut off due to premature ejection you are off the hook.'

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