(Friend) Shadowen Turrillius: 'Go Mirrim! It's your Birthday! A couple days ago! Go Mirrim! It's Your Birthday!'
(Friend) Titmouse Tussin: 'One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.'
Pope Smot tells you 'You had me from *hump'
(Friend) Eh-man Dashiell: 'Hook is allied to Chuck Norris, who roundhouse kicks raiders.'
(Friend) Surly Jilted: 'How DO yoou solve a problem like maria?'
(Friend) Surly Jilted: 'how do you drive a sword into maria'
(Friend) A tribe of Charasan: 'Current board changed to Feedbag. You can feed and graze here.'
Stingray tells you 'This katamari si mostly baked. BUT NOT BIG ENOUGH MAKE IT BIGGER OH GOD YOU'RE SO WORTHLESS WHY CAN'T YOU MAKE IT BIGGER ROLL BIGGER DAMNIT AND GET ME A POMPADOUR WIG!'
Stingray tells you 'This katamari is also Snow Mexican-ish. I prefer a more "Forbidden Hello"-eqque katamari though.'
Stingray tells you 'What's this weird poncho-wearing thing? Oh, you rolled up 2nd cousin TacoBender! Be careful not to roll across the border during today's rolling, or la migra will toss your ass in jail!'
(Friend) Absolut Citron: 'I'm thinking of writing a kid's book teaching them the alphabet. Here's what I have so far: A is for Asshole, the neighbor next door. B is for Bloodwings, eat yummy clots more! C is for Cunt, the word no-one can top. D is for Dickless, the guy with no cock.'
(Friend) Absolut Citron: 'E is for Enema, which they stick in the back. F is for Fuck, what your Mom does for crack. G is for Gang Bang, sloppy seconds for Bob! H is for Handjob, your Mom's other job.'
(Friend) Absolut Citron: 'I is for Injection, to cure your VD. J is for Jelly, like KY or Vasoline. K is for Krack-whore, which your sister moonlights. L is for Limp, your dad's dick tonight.'
17 Jan 22:32:56 - (Friend) Citron: 'M is for Masturbate, the only way you get laid. N is for Necrophilia, the graveyard to raid! O is for Oral, on your aunt (though she's fat!) P is for Pussy, not like the cat.'
17 Jan 22:33:11 - (Friend) Citron: 'Q is for Queef, passing gas with your cunt. R is for Rim Job, those brown chunks to hunt! S is for Squicking, skull fucking down south. T is for Teabagging, dipping your balls in her mouth.'
17 Jan 22:33:26 - (Friend) Citron: 'U is for Unload your sperm in her ass. V is for Viagra, make your dick stand up fast! W is for Whore, from the cop-shop to phone. X is for X-Rated, the only movies you own.'
17 Jan 22:33:35 - (Friend) Citron: 'Y is for Yellow, or Gold as in Shower. Z is for Zoophile, poor Fido feels your power!'
(Friend) Ta m� Tir: 'mirrim: they will all have cascading raven locks, and bosom that swell against their corset.'
(Friend) Ta m� Tir: 'THE WAY GOD INTENDED'
(Friend) Shinigami Euforia: 'That would of been a good Vulcan there, Tupac would of been perfectly logical all the time.'
(Friend) C:\> Charasan: 'He just shot peeps during his pon'farr'