(Friend) Dave: im not going anywhere near your nether regions till i get my boot back from that time i kicked you in the muff :b
(Friend) Uptown Garl: Lol now I just got the image of the Starship Daverprise orbiting DTs ass! :)
Friend) Spice Garl: if youre gonna wiggle your bottom at Darkie..make sure to relax Frith *lol*
(Friend) The Lady May: take off your aardhelm and send me really lewd tells k
(Friend) Absolut Citron: You know its love when you dont have to ask if the 20 includes a spanking.
-|Dominion|- -=Evil=- Joker: the female orgasm is a myth created by nopk clans.
(Imm) Lasher: Werd up my niggas this one goes out to all my new hos in da church pimpin it out pontiff style, lemme break ya off a little sumthin from brotha johns prayer book page 132, beetz please muthafucka....
(Friend) Glistening Yekio: nah ... just need liquids
(Friend) Glistening Yekio: of ill repute
Mirrim: I think I told you how sick I was last night.
Raymn: oh i remember pneumonia
Raymn: I was actually thinking what was wrong with you is you dont put out on the first date :( Silly me!
(Friend) Absolut Citron: Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there? Said the Pieman unto Simon, Pies, you dickhead.