(Friend) Glistening Dashiell: 'On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: The clap. So I left her.'
(Friend): Surly Jilted sings "The best part of waking up...is kicking out the whore"
/Shadokil/ Save a Rezit: Like when biggie was pk'd in des.
[-=Masaki=-] A Grim Euforia: I know, I remember when we would roll with the possie down to DES, mess up the reds and blues, then pour a 40 out for the lost members, then flee from Retribution!
(Friend) Tenar: 'how much do pirates pay for ear piercing anyway?'
(Friend) Tenar: 'i heard it was a buck an ear'
(Friend) WorldCop Vaun: 'I would have laughed tenar, but I was busy gougin my eyes out with a poker'
(Friend) Tenar: '(Friend) Pyramus: 'lucky for vaun he had a poker.... i had to use a spoon''
WindRacer Athsher tells you 'hi how are you?:) say, is klaatu your clan deity? I am unfamiliar with him/her'
DreamWeaver (Uasal) tells the CLAN: A friend of mine grew up on a commune out
in BC .. they were real flower children .. not allowed any junk foood
DreamWeaver (Uasal) tells the CLAN: So for her birthday the parents decided
they would have a party for the kid complete with hot dogs!
DreamWeaver (Uasal) tells the CLAN: The poor kids couldnt wait
DreamWeaver (Uasal) tells the CLAN: But the adults making the hot dogs were
stoned .. .and ended up eating them all
(Friend) Dave: im not going anywhere near your nether regions till i get my boot back from that time i kicked you in the muff :b
(Friend) Uptown Garl: Lol now I just got the image of the Starship Daverprise orbiting DTs ass! :)
Friend) Spice Garl: if youre gonna wiggle your bottom at Darkie..make sure to relax Frith *lol*
(Friend) The Lady May: take off your aardhelm and send me really lewd tells k