You tell your friends: Aw fuck. Scotty from Star Trek died.
(Friend) Vitae: those damned warp core breaches
(Friend) MexicanCop Irmie: I am not a programmer. I do not speak l33t. All ur base do not belong to irmie.
(Friend) Thagor: I want to see an ad where a baby eats some brand-X baby food, and then explodes, and then the mother says "If only we gave Star brand baby food, our baby wouldnt be dead" and the slogan is "Dont kill your baby. Buy Star brand"
(Friend) Poker IMM Xantcha: *sigh* Like newbies through the Incinerator Bot, so are the raids of our lives...
(Friend) BZZitch Tela: I want a piano made out of kitten teeth. It is so much rarer than Ivory.
You tell the CLAN: Dear God. I just had the worst mental image of Jeckyl as Mr. Burns and Zanion as Smithers.
Your clanleader has demoted you.
CLAN ANNOUNCEMENT: Jeckyl has demoted Mirrim to the rank of Femme Fatale!
You tell the CLAN: But only Jeckyl had a massive penis and was surrounded by ladies!
Your clanleader has promoted you.
CLAN ANNOUNCEMENT: Jeckyl has promoted Mirrim to the rank of Rogue!
Klaatu utters the words, "create booze".
Klaatu utters the words, "create nudity".
Klaatu tells you "interesting theory, unfortunately it doesnt address the all important Gorath-Lao-Ivar-Felisluna-Shadokil-Robot army from the planet Zenla-4 conspiracy"
(Friend) Kandorr: thats a good one, i remember long ago, we were talking about getting t-shirts made for some aardgathering, and i wanted to get "Dont be a Retri-Hater" on the front and "Just because Im levelling right now." on the back.
[Baal] DreadFap Ancilar: yekio was born naked and he will die naked... and will generally be naked for everything in between