<<|Gaardian|>> 1337 Hax0r Fiendish: porn needs some sort of false advertising regulations. that is so not her first time.
(Friend) MexicanCop Vega: "You tell DrekThar "Hi! Are you interested in learning about lowering your bills for FREE!?" DrekThar tells you "im 11 I HAVE NO BILLS"
o-}HooK{-o Titmouse Tussin: Canadian referee? He is probably high on maple leafs and socialism.
(Friend) Obyron: A haiku: "Cyclobenzaprine / Five shots of Jagermeister / Phenobarbitol"
(Friend): (Evil Imm) Obyron oinks onomatopoeically.
(Friend) Lasher: 'Im frunk'
(Friend) Lasher: 'drunk'
DreamWeaver (Uasal) tells the CLAN: "No good story begins with when I was a kid"
DreamWeaver (Uasal) tells the CLAN: "The good ones begin with when I rode with the Angels, or when I was a madam ..."
(Evil Imm) Obyron says "IM BIG IMMIN WHILE YALL BIG LEVELLIN LIGHTEMUP HITEMUP LIGHTEMUP HITEMUP LIGHTEMUP HITTEMUP UHHHHHHHH"
(Evil Imm) Obyron says, "Anyway, back to my totally BIG PIMPIN IMM ROOM NINJA NINJA"
-|Dominion|- Broken Glacier: Sepukkake
-|Dominion|- Broken Glacier: Ritualistic suicide by... *shudders*
)O(Druids)O( Koro KaSeenO: ...... drowning
(Friend): Boobjob Dashiell bursts into tiers.