[01 Sep 20:05:08] NeoCool Tech: is there any reason as to why the player rankings are always updated 10 to 30 seconds LATE at my end?!
[01 Sep 20:05:23] Anssett Tech: your system clock wrong?
[01 Sep 20:05:28] NeoCool Tech: nope
[01 Sep 20:05:36] Neeper Tech: it takes time to render all that info?
[01 Sep 20:05:36] Anssett Tech: i'm guessing it runs on tick
[01 Sep 20:05:39] Sath Tech: it's probably intentionally desynced from the tick so that there isn't even more lag than ticks already have
[01 Sep 20:05:43] NeoCool Tech: I wear a $600 watch
[01 Sep 20:05:45] Anssett Tech: and has to finish computing post-tick trigger
[01 Sep 20:06:25] Galoth Tech: lol, because the more money it costs means it can't be wrong
[01 Sep 20:06:44] NeoCool Tech: it's an authentic jewlellers watch...
[01 Sep 20:06:59] NeoCool Tech: and yes it can't be wrong, where-as this server can
[01 Sep 20:07:00] Galoth Tech: watches can be set wrong
[01 Sep 20:07:12] NeoCool Tech: I check it every day
[01 Sep 20:07:22] NeoCool Tech: with official time worldwide
[01 Sep 20:07:22] Mushambo Tech: they can be taken off of wrists no sweeat too?
[01 Sep 20:07:37] Anssett Tech: i guess you better post a bug for lasher so he can check the system time with your watch daily
[01 Sep 20:07:43] Anssett Tech: make sure you ship him the watch carefully
[01 Sep 20:08:05] NeoCool Tech: there must be a reason system time is out of sync
[01 Sep 20:08:11] NeoCool Tech: with real time
[01 Sep 20:08:27] Anssett Tech: not gona lie it looks pretty close to me
[01 Sep 20:08:32] Anssett Tech: maybe you need to sue your jeweler
[01 Sep 20:08:50] NeoCool Tech: it aint me, it aint my watch, and I'm sure as hell I aint shipping Lasher my watch
[01 Sep 20:08:53] Anssett Tech: you're still operating under the assumption that updates are not intentinonally delayed
[01 Sep 20:09:05] Anssett Tech: and that's a pretty big assumption
[01 Sep 20:09:12] Reyn Tech: "realtime" matches time.gov almost exactly
[01 Sep 20:09:27] Anssett Tech: at this point i'm assuming you're bored and trolling tbh :p
[01 Sep 20:09:31] Ellydris Tech: but he has a $600 watch
[01 Sep 20:10:04] NeoCool Tech: well reyn, if that's true then player rankings this time around were 12 seconds slow
[01 Sep 20:10:13] Anssett Tech: SHOCK HORROR
[01 Sep 20:10:33] Mushambo Tech: is it mechanical or quartz based timekeeping?
[01 Sep 20:10:35] Reyn Tech: you mean it took 12 seconds for a low-priority process to run and for the message to be displayed. that's different than system time being wrong
[01 Sep 20:10:57] Anssett Tech: my epic gains won't go to the moon this way. the meme economy will not survive arbitrary 12s delay on aard rankings
[01 Sep 20:11:06] NeoCool Tech: okay, thanks reyn...
[01 Sep 20:11:23] NeoCool Tech: tech off...
[01 Sep 20:12:03] Galoth Tech: so anyways, the system time does seem to be off, we should check into this
[31 Aug 17:37:48] (Epics) Roninleader: 'Ok, so you think the mprog really should be that I dont get my reward after it gives me the token?'
[31 Aug 17:38:19] (Epics) Kittenbane: 'yes. because that's how it works.'
[31 Aug 17:38:40] (Epics) Kerith: 'its like a few others, you get an item, you turn it in for a reward'
[31 Aug 17:38:46] (Epics) Kittenbane: 'I'm a total noob and I've never not gotten my reward'
[31 Aug 17:39:05] (Epics) Roninleader: 'Other goals say something like "look dufus, you already have the item!" Its more clear like that'
[31 Aug 17:39:14] (Epics) Nuanse: 'I would even like to see that fractal from nod is not kept. So more people would lose it for ignorance'
[31 Aug 17:39:18] (Epics) Madrox: 'This one time at Fractal camp, Kittenbane gave me her reward'
[31 Aug 17:39:30] (Epics) Kerith: 'its not a goal'
[31 Aug 17:39:31] (Epics) Bamboo: 'You're literally the only person I know who has complained more than once about not getting your reward in fractals'
[31 Aug 17:39:48] (Epics) Roninleader: 'What can I say? I'm more talented than most.'
[31 Aug 17:40:35] (Epics) Kittenbane: 'I kinda feel sorry for Ronin if he's following'
[31 Aug 17:40:46] (Epics) Bamboo: 'Big IF'
[31 Aug 17:41:45] (Epics) Daresia: 'just turn in multiple next time. I turned in my 6 saved ones in one go a couple days ago'
[31 Aug 17:43:17] (Epics) Daresia: 'nothing on the schedule for tonight? someone should totally run a trans so I can not remember how to play and die a bunch'
[31 Aug 17:44:56] (Epics) Roninleader: 'Ok, for those who missed it, probably because I wasnt clear enough, as I've gotten a tell or two about it. I DID get my reward. My complains are 2 fold. 1. "nod fractual" and "nod" should both produce the same result in this case. 2. The fractual should not tell you you dont get a reward after it gives you a token. This is confusing.'
[31 Aug 17:45:15] (Epics) Bamboo: 'There is no "fractual"'
[31 Aug 17:45:33] (Epics) Kharpern: 'no it shouldn't give it to you that's not how it works, it is very clear how you do it and you just weren't paying attention'
[31 Aug 17:46:18] (Epics) Nuanse: 'actually kharpern, if players need to tell how it works with yells, it aint quite clear'
[31 Aug 17:46:36] (Epics) Kharpern: 'no the mob will tell you if you look and listen to it'
[31 Aug 17:46:51] (Epics) Kharpern: 'we went through this last time he decided it was bugged'
[31 Aug 17:46:52] (Epics) Bamboo: 'Lissen I can't be bothered to do any of that, Kharpern'
[31 Aug 17:47:25] (Epics) Bamboo: 'I want everything spoonfed into me or I complain endlessly about the same thing, over and over'
[31 Aug 17:47:30] (Epics) Bochner: 'I'm a brand new player and that was my first fractal, was pretty self explanatory. Saraid was even yelling what do at every step. Pretty impressive to me that your tier 7 tho'
31 Aug 16:19:29 - (Group) Kittenbane: 'you mess with the kitten you get the bitten!'
[16 Oct 20:53:15](Imm) Lasher: ct well I didn't want to post it publicly but I have stopped escorting on the weekends.
Let this be a lesson... do not leave your patrons hungry!
INFO: The Cwn Annwn emerge in a frenzy with Feast in their midst, savagely hunting down an upset diner.
[11 Jul 12:23:30] (Imm) TrEz: yajan likes barb a lot
[11 Jul 12:23:52] (Imm) TrEz: but he also liked cryptos at some point so I dunno if he can be trusted
(Friend) Sammael: 'Friend's cat pissed on my bed this morning.'
(Friend) Raded: 'make a donation to the local coyote population, sammael'
(Friend) Haagen: 'was ur friend on your bed this morning too?>.>'
(Friend) Sammael: 'It was a true test of my restraint, because I was filled with murderous rage.'
(Friend) Sammael: 'No she was at her BF.'
(Friend) Sammael: 'We have to keep the cats inside because the neighbours are removing a tree and it fell and destroyed the border wall between us.'
(Friend) Sammael: 'And they have dogs.'
(Friend) Haagen: 'the cat should go piss at the BF's bed then'
(Friend) Tsarikos: 'piss on the cat'
(Friend) SimiLanJ: 'did you have your mouth open when it pissed on you?'
(Friend) Sammael: 'The cat has, to date, pissed on 4 out of the 5 beds.'
(Friend) Haagen: 'mark my words, he is planning to piss on the 5th'
(Friend) Haagen: 'it is able bed dominance'
(Friend) Sammael: 'The 5th is the friend's own bed. I'm counting down the days.'
(Friend) Sammael: 'Or it HAS happened and she just hasn't told us.'
(Friend) Tsarikos: 'seriously, piss on it, that 5th bed is doomed'
(Friend) Haagen: 'it is about bed dominance >.<'
(Friend) Tsarikos: 'maybe she can't tell because it's her own cat'
(Friend) SimiLanJ: 'no, its about piss dominance'
(Friend) Sammael: 'piss dominance'
(Friend) Tsarikos: 'maybe she sleeps in cat-piss sheets'
(Friend) Haagen: 'yeah, piss on the cat, and on the cat's bed'
(Friend) Haagen: 'show the cat who is the best pisser'
(Friend) SimiLanJ: 'have a piss fight with the cat and the friend'
(Friend) Sammael: 'This conversation is evolving fascinatingly.'
(Friend) SimiLanJ: 'piss in the cat's bowl and make it drink from it'
(Friend) Tsarikos: 'screw the dominance, it's just a pissy cat'
(Friend) Haagen: 'see? all the singaporeans agree. we must be right'
(Friend) Tsarikos: 'you can lead a cat to a bowl of piss but you can't force it to drink'
(Friend) SimiLanJ: 'if a malaysian is agreeing with a singaporean, it must be right'
20 Jun 20:23:16 - (Friend) Shaelynne: 'will wrilley lead OC or Icefall today...'
20 Jun 20:23:18 - (Dice) (Friend): Shaelynne rolls 1 die with 2 sides - total dice roll is 1.
20 Jun 20:23:32 - (Friend) Shaelynne: 'i wonder if the dice are foolproof...'
20 Jun 20:23:36 - (Friend) Shaelynne: 'Will Shae lead oc or icefall tody? '
20 Jun 20:23:41 - (Dice) (Friend): Shaelynne rolls 1 die with 2 sides - total dice roll is 2.
20 Jun 20:23:43 - (Friend) Shaelynne: 'damn it!!!!'
20 Jun 20:23:48 - (Friend) Wrilley: 'probably best not to question the dice'
20 Jun 20:23:56 - (Friend) Wrilley: 'grin'
20 Jun 20:23:57 - (Friend) Shaelynne: 'they are!! look at that!!'
20 Jun 20:24:00 - (Friend) Scars: 'i'm tellin you, the dice are the best way to decide anything here'
[19 Jun 10:56:51] Torkin (Liege of Grace) tells the CLAN: 'seems weird i cant pk roninleader'
[19 Jun 10:56:55] Torkin (Liege of Grace) tells the CLAN: 'remind me of this formula'
[19 Jun 10:57:21] Greybeard (Liege of Grace) tells the CLAN: 'you are not opk?'
[19 Jun 10:57:24] Torkin (Liege of Grace) tells the CLAN: 'jesus'
[19 Jun 10:57:27] INFO: Torkin has entered open PK (OPK) mode!
[19 Jun 10:57:29] Torkin (Liege of Grace) tells the CLAN: 'lmao'
[19 Jun 10:57:32] (Liege of Grace) CLAN: Greybeard stares into the heavens. What is he looking at?
[19 Jun 10:57:33] Torkin (Liege of Grace) tells the CLAN: 'this is why i failed on him'
Bonjour (Champion of Loyalty) tells the CLAN: 'there's a goal here. if u are virgin run let shaelynne know'
(Group) Killene: 'i'm virgin'
04 Jun 20:47:26 - (Group) Rockwell: 'same'