You tell your friends: 'I've decided I'm going to make up my own language to speak to newbs who send me wang/spellup tells'
Jeb tells you 'hi spells up pls?'
You tell Jeb 'jabbloo lamma samam hownitks english'
You tell Jeb 'somdrue di mado panzo?'
Jeb tells you 'lol:('