(Friend) Malcontent Vaun: 'so, tpoday at recess, my kids found a bag of dog poop'
(Friend) Malcontent Vaun: 'and chased eachoter around, thorowing it an one another'
(Friend) Malcontent Vaun: 'finally trhe bag broke and one kid ended up with poop smeared all across his neck'
(Friend) Malcontent Vaun: 'at some point, they had to realize they were playing with poop'
(Friend) Malcontent Vaun: 'and they were ok with it'