(Friend): Looks like Xantcha is turning red and growing wings! Could he be turning into a parrot?
(Friend) Mirrim: 'THERE ARE FOUR PARROTS!'
(Friend) Obyron: 'They squawk in stereo!'
(Friend) Mirrim: 'That'd be more THX surround sound.'
(Friend) Mirrim: 'sqqqqqqqqquuuuuuuuuuuAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!'
(Friend) Obyron: 'Only if you add a fifth parrot that squaws bass.'
(Friend) Tymme: 'Almost as awesome as the cows moo'ing'
(Friend) Mirrim: 'I seriously want this parrot from the pet store that fell in love with me.'
(Friend) Mirrim: 'She was awesome. She hated me.'
(Friend) Xantcha: 'Obyron... you'd need 6 parrots for 5.1 squawk'
(Friend) Mirrim: 'Er.'
(Friend) Mirrim: 'Hated MEN.'
(Friend) Tymme: 'Sixth. Five-plus channel speakers and one sub.'
(Friend) Obyron: 'I was talking THX squawking. Is THX 5.1?'
(Friend): Tymme nods.
(Friend) Obyron: 'Then we'd need 6 parrots.'
(Friend) Binary Xantcha: 'THX isn't any, Oby... THX is a standard for speaker-sound interface'
(Friend) (Evil Imm) Obyron: 'Then it doesn't matter.'
(Friend) Father Tymme: 'Technically, true THX-certified is 7.1'
(Friend) Binary Xantcha: 'THX is merely a way to standardize how the sound is produced... so THX can be 4.1 through 7.1'
(Friend) (Evil Imm) Obyron: 'Fuck. My parrot orchestra is doomed. :/'
(Friend) (Evil Imm) Obyron: 'Crackers will take it the worst. He just finished learning the cello. :/'
(Friend) Tech Bloke Danj: 'you could always go for dolby prologic 2'
(Friend) Tech Bloke Danj: 'that could work with only 4 parrots'
(Friend) Binary Xantcha: 'You know the irony, Oby? I own 2 parrots... a Scarlet Macaw and a Blue-Front Amazon'
(Friend) (Evil Imm) Obyron: 'I'll just go back to teaching rabbits to play banjo.'